Father. A small poem by Edward Gorey. billeh 515%! Father fails me wsih. dread. Nhan dde Jib 51. 32 thefoxie beds, tlt nut mind, that uhe decreaser' In and , Bu
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Father

A small poem by Edward Gorey

billeh 515%! Father fails me wsih. dread.
Nhan dde Jib 51. 32 thefoxie beds,
tlt nut mind, that uhe decreaser'
In and ,
Buttar Cred"' w A/ r , dead.
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Submitted: 02/27/2014
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User avatar #55 - spamalope (02/27/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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Thanks for thumbing this up into the top 20 everyone! This is insane! I love you!
User avatar #4 - bigbensch (02/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"...but for seventeen years he's been dad."
#31 - phudgepacker ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
hey dead im son
#1 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#29 - tobieu (02/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#9 - Fuzzymarsupial (02/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - skullball (02/27/2014) [+] (31 replies)
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#3 - theannoyingFJguy (02/27/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Wow 2spoopy, go back to deepweb!
Wow 2spoopy, go back to deepweb!
#34 - ponypro (02/27/2014) [-]
Thats sum spooky 						****					 bro
Thats sum spooky **** bro
#75 - newdevyx (02/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Google Plus is just GoogleWave 2.0! ** this haunts me at night.
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#54 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Fathers fw it's been 17 years and his son still won't talk to him
#38 - metalmind (02/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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#48 to #38 - icametocomment (02/27/2014) [-]
That **** got me years ago, and I'm still traumatized.

**** you man. **** you.
#46 - whycantibefunny (02/27/2014) [-]
"billeh 515%! Father fails me wsih. dread.
Nhan dde Jib 51. 32 thefoxie beds,
tlt nut mind, that uhe decreaser'
In and ,
Buttar Cred"' w A/ r , dead."

A small horror poem by Lightbulb. Good luck sleeping tonight
#107 - paraigon (02/28/2014) [-]
My bed will have to wait a few hours.
#41 - ettne ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
"hi dead, i'm son"
#73 - newdevyx (02/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,    
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,    
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,    
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.    
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-    
Only this, and nothing more."
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."
#52 - crazyolitis (02/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
He's just trying to communicate with his son, and at least he's there for him, even if he's scary as hell.
He's just trying to communicate with his son, and at least he's there for him, even if he's scary as hell.
User avatar #22 - sheauhn (02/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, so its implied that it's a little boy, But if the dad has been dead for 17 years, then the dad died before the child was even born.
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