Bronzemurder. Posting an old story to celebrate first major update to Dwarf Fortress in 2 years. Source: bronzemurder.timdenee.com/ And another story by the sam
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Bronzemurder

Posting an old story to celebrate first major update to Dwarf Fortress in 2 years.

Source:
bronzemurder.timdenee.com/

And another story by the same artist:
oilfurnace.timdenee.com/

Get the game:
www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

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Submitted: 07/12/2014
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#5 - qqqqqqqqq (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
AHH DWARF FORTRESS

its like a social experiment without all hassle of morals and ethics
#21 - shitforluck ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Population:66" "Although there are around 70 casualties, 5 dwarves remain" uwotm8
#23 to #21 - mr skeltal (07/13/2014) [-]
The migrants arrived. Thus the extra bodycount
#24 - johnathon (07/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I really want to play DF and I have tried on multiple occasions and each time I end up just flailing at my keyboard in frustration, dat learning curve is 						*******					 brutal mang
I really want to play DF and I have tried on multiple occasions and each time I end up just flailing at my keyboard in frustration, dat learning curve is ******* brutal mang
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Thechosentroll.
#2 to #1 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
You rang?
#12 - mr skeltal (07/13/2014) [-]
omg bronzemurder is still around? used to love reading the stories
User avatar #14 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/13/2014) [-]
>Putting you're stockpile above the bedrooms

It's like you want you're **** stolen.
#7 - vorarephilia (07/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Would I enjoy dwarf? I always hear people raving about the difficulty and the level of detail. I can't decide if I would enjoy it.
On one hand, I can lose at FTL about 6 times in a row before giving up in frustration, only to come back the next day like the submissive bitch I am. So I guess that is my 'baseline' for difficulty.
BUT!
I have a piss poor attention span. Most grew out of ADHD when they reached adulthood. I am not one of them.

Should I even bother watching a 'basic tutorial' that is close to three hours long? Or would I be wasting my time and I should return to casul gaming?

Inb4 google it. I'm gonna, but word of mouth recommendation or condemnation is valuable input to me.
#8 to #7 - tenlolilimit ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
if you want to learn through a video, instead of watching a "basic tutorial" video, look for a playthrough with a commentator you enjoy (or at least tolerate) so its more like entertainment rather than sitting through a class. you could also play along so you have more interaction and can remember things easier rather than getting bored sitting through a bunch of episodes trying to learn enough to go off on you're own.
#45 - rakogoki ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #39 - dasistwunderbar (07/13/2014) [-]
Thankyou for making me remember boatmurdered, digestive end product was cash
User avatar #58 - thesovereigngrave (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well what do you know, I just downloaded Dwarf Fortress. For the second time. My first foray into the game had me just saying 'intense bodylove it' and deleting it, but I do really want to get into the game. I like games like this.
#36 - mislavcro (07/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Can someone explain me what this game is? I mean I tried to play it for like 2-3 times and I never knew what the hell was going on and what should I do.
#30 - mr skeltal (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dwarf Fortress 2014 came out a few weeks ago. I thought you'd like to know.
#37 - mr skeltal (07/13/2014) [-]
Wait, they didn't want the monster to leash onto any dwarves so they sent the militia, but they were fine with leaving trains of workers doing things only a few levels above? That seems like a ridiculous oversight after praising the idea of sending the militia since they wouldn't run away (even though they sent dogs which do run away)
#35 - festom (07/13/2014) [-]
Then one dwarf decides that its a good idea to open the clown car
User avatar #32 - angelwithashotgun (07/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
This makes me want to play this. Is the new version any good? Or should I try the original?
#29 - angelusprimus (07/13/2014) [-]
That was brilliant.
#18 - klefenz (07/13/2014) [-]
It was inevitable
#6 - convergencenow (07/13/2014) [-]
I knew it was about Dwarf Fortress the second I saw it. That's exactly how I build by fortresses
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