playing Airship pirates:

}my character is named Captain Seaworthington,based off a comic series im working on.
}Captain is actually not very good at anything, he's handsome, but kind of stupid, he believes hes a great sailor
}is not
}feats/flaws:
Charismatic, Always recognizable (seaworthington loves admeration, and we agree that his legend superceeds him anywhere he goes), completely illiterate and oblivious to situations.
}our shtick i we're a theater group that put on plays to distract towns while we rob them
}the towns are on cards, i get to pick since I'm new.
}town filled with homosexual pirate outlaws, heterosexuality is illegal and heteros exual pda is punishable by death. Low taxes, due to lack of government, but cleanliness and sanitation are recOrd high.
}should mention that I'm playing with two of my gay friends, one of who is the dm.
}have to play the entire game completely oblivious to what's going on.

One such incident:
Mid mission, we have stolen some rare mechanical contraption, "no idea what it's for". Given a map as we're being persued by the people we stole it from and they want to split up.

>Very crude, easy to follow map.
>cant ******* read the compass or land markers
>supposed to end up at "the hanged man"
>end up in "the hung man"
>my feat kicks, everyone suddenly recognize me
>an entire bar of gays offering me drinks
>have to act like i have no idea what's going on and i accept them
>all of them
>charisma kicks in, start bragging aboUt adventures
>people trying to bring me to the upper floors
>merily go with them, singing drunkenly
>walk in room with massive gay orgy
>(entire party is giggling, the other straight player laughing hardest, decide to pull him into it)
>(roll perception)
>Just high enough not to fail
>notice him (his character is the captain of our ship, Cpt. Maurice)
>(oblivious to surroundings) ILL SAVE YOU CAHPTUN!
>(orgy suddenly silent, entire party laughing harder now that i caught him in a gay Orgy)
>M: "Unhand me, you uhhhh Scoundrells!"
>(pull outthe rare item, gears and levers move around, turns into steampowered vibratinator)
>grabs Maurice(who was trying to get dressed) drunkenly slapping naked gay men with a steam punk dildo while escaping
> being the braggard i am, i tell the entire party of my epic battle.
>They never let him live it down

Airship pirates is good game.