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dehnoobshow (01/02/2016) [-] 
Here's my experience with d&d
dndxplain asks me to play
I do it but warn that I know nothing
Wanted to be a cleric, to be of some form of use to my party.
Get convinced to play Paladin, not warned about anything.
"Okay, make your inventory"
Get confused at the whole list of stuffs. Unsure what 75% of them do.
Can't ask dndxplain because he's the DM.
Take all the days 'til the session to pick out my stuff due to content where a new guy picked items and everyone judged him and I didn't want to be another one of those people.
Start at 10 PM, on a Friday night (Note this is when I was still in school)
It starts, spend an hour waiting for everyone. 11 PM now
Spend roughly 20 minutes listening to DM talk about the lore behind the thing we're gonna do.
I was awake at 6 AM that day, start to get a bit sleepy
Party in a chapel, listening to the gods we chose.
Still don't catch on to the problem with me being a Paladin because everything sounds normal.
Get teleported, more long speeches from DM.
Sleepy, spaz out during most of it.
End up in city.
Old asian man walking down on street.
Monk instantly decides to kill old man
Does so.
I'm sitting here like what?
Finds a note on old man.
"Let's read it"
"Nah, it isn't safe"
"Okay, is a toilet safe?"
"yes"
"Let's find a toilet"
"You can't because it's an unknown area"
Part rolls to find a toilet, DM makes it difficult for some reason, so difficult that if I don't get a 20, I would never succeed.
Party gives up and decides it's easier to make an alchemical toilet.
They succeed.
Something something, I was spazzing out.
1/2
dndxplain asks me to play
I do it but warn that I know nothing
Wanted to be a cleric, to be of some form of use to my party.
Get convinced to play Paladin, not warned about anything.
"Okay, make your inventory"
Get confused at the whole list of stuffs. Unsure what 75% of them do.
Can't ask dndxplain because he's the DM.
Take all the days 'til the session to pick out my stuff due to content where a new guy picked items and everyone judged him and I didn't want to be another one of those people.
Start at 10 PM, on a Friday night (Note this is when I was still in school)
It starts, spend an hour waiting for everyone. 11 PM now
Spend roughly 20 minutes listening to DM talk about the lore behind the thing we're gonna do.
I was awake at 6 AM that day, start to get a bit sleepy
Party in a chapel, listening to the gods we chose.
Still don't catch on to the problem with me being a Paladin because everything sounds normal.
Get teleported, more long speeches from DM.
Sleepy, spaz out during most of it.
End up in city.
Old asian man walking down on street.
Monk instantly decides to kill old man
Does so.
I'm sitting here like what?
Finds a note on old man.
"Let's read it"
"Nah, it isn't safe"
"Okay, is a toilet safe?"
"yes"
"Let's find a toilet"
"You can't because it's an unknown area"
Part rolls to find a toilet, DM makes it difficult for some reason, so difficult that if I don't get a 20, I would never succeed.
Party gives up and decides it's easier to make an alchemical toilet.
They succeed.
Something something, I was spazzing out.
1/2
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dehnoobshow (01/02/2016) [-] 2/2 We're on what I gathered an airship.
I believe our bard, being a bard, tried to **** a girl on the ship.
"Hey she's easier than finding a toilet"
Everyone laughs, I fake laughter.
He eventually suceeds,
DM: "She's into anal, but not recieving"
bard gets pegged.
Dragon shows up.
Initiate.
I get a 1.
Doesn't matter, dragon would've been dead before my turn because monk.
Plot armor.
Ship destroyed.
We're on an island.
Another guy decides to turn me into a 9 year old.
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I fail save because I was forced to get a 20 to save.
Pass out for a few minutes.
Wake up and it seems no one noticed.
Same guy now has skeleton servants. Not even for combat. Just to hoist him up because he doesn't want to walk.
Why.
We go deeper into the forest.
Need to cross.
Only one unable to cross.
Get thrown face first into the dirt on the other side.
Meet old orc.
I check the time.
6:30 AM.
Session shows no sign of stopping.
Tell them I have to leave because sleep.
Next day, get skype call.
One party member and DM.
That's where any motivation to continue was crushed.
Reminded that party is all Chaotic Neutral and I'm Lawful good because Paladin.
Revealed to me RIGHT THEN that I would be forced to either convince my party or kill them all at the end.
Their willsaves would be too stronk.
"So you just got to kill them then"
They literally could roll a 7 and kill me in one hit.
I have to get a 20, 19 wouldn't even scratch them.
Dropped out entirely next session.
Feel judged because of that.
Putting it in words, it sounds like they did the whole thing just to **** with me.
I believe our bard, being a bard, tried to **** a girl on the ship.
"Hey she's easier than finding a toilet"
Everyone laughs, I fake laughter.
He eventually suceeds,
DM: "She's into anal, but not recieving"
bard gets pegged.
Dragon shows up.
Initiate.
I get a 1.
Doesn't matter, dragon would've been dead before my turn because monk.
Plot armor.
Ship destroyed.
We're on an island.
Another guy decides to turn me into a 9 year old.
ForWhatPurpose.png
I fail save because I was forced to get a 20 to save.
Pass out for a few minutes.
Wake up and it seems no one noticed.
Same guy now has skeleton servants. Not even for combat. Just to hoist him up because he doesn't want to walk.
Why.
We go deeper into the forest.
Need to cross.
Only one unable to cross.
Get thrown face first into the dirt on the other side.
Meet old orc.
I check the time.
6:30 AM.
Session shows no sign of stopping.
Tell them I have to leave because sleep.
Next day, get skype call.
One party member and DM.
That's where any motivation to continue was crushed.
Reminded that party is all Chaotic Neutral and I'm Lawful good because Paladin.
Revealed to me RIGHT THEN that I would be forced to either convince my party or kill them all at the end.
Their willsaves would be too stronk.
"So you just got to kill them then"
They literally could roll a 7 and kill me in one hit.
I have to get a 20, 19 wouldn't even scratch them.
Dropped out entirely next session.
Feel judged because of that.
Putting it in words, it sounds like they did the whole thing just to **** with me.
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dehnoobshow (01/02/2016) [-] For turning my paladin into a 9 year old:
Magic was used against me. It was a normal thing to do
As for convincing, I had two possibilities in my head for that part. Either the saves would be too stronk.
Or simple the people playing as them would just say no.
Still
The odds were massively stacked against me and you know my tendency to give up.
Magic was used against me. It was a normal thing to do
As for convincing, I had two possibilities in my head for that part. Either the saves would be too stronk.
Or simple the people playing as them would just say no.
Still
The odds were massively stacked against me and you know my tendency to give up.
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dehnoobshow (01/02/2016) [-] But you gave me one good chuckle.
"I have a questiorino"
"I have an answerino"
"I have a questiorino"
"I have an answerino"
