I would send in some of my stories so he could draw them... but **** making a tumblr account for it.

>My first Pathfinder Campaign
>Mythic Gnome Bard (Prankster Archetype, Marshal-Trickster Dual-Mythic Path)
>Joined party after getting saved from a mama-bear, who was angry my gnome was teaching her cub how to make fireworks from scratch
>Eventually, several levels down the line, the party comes across a Neutral Evil Mythic Male Winter Wolf.
>As the rest of the party prepares to fight... my gnome does what my gnome does; ridiculous **** that works for no apparent reason
>Diplomacy check the Wolf
>Eventually the diplomacy starts sounding like a Job interview.
>Agrees to "hire" the Winter Wolf's services as a companion
> ******* huge Teamwork level
>Wolf is reluctant, so I bribe him with the greatest potion ever invented by my DM
>A Permanent Gender-Changing Potion
>3 Diplomacy Checks, a Bluff Check, and a wicked drum-solo
>I now have a Mythic Transgender True Neutral Winter Wolf companion, with class levels (I forget which class)
>I get her fitted with Plate Armour, Bitches love Plate Armour.
>Wolf has 80+ AC and DR 20/- by level 20
>Breath Attack every 1d4 (or 1d6, can't remember) rounds, vicious claws and teeth that trip with every hit, ***** **** up
>Greatest Battle-Mount ever