DM: You approach the sphinx, who stares on at you in a bored gaze.
Wizard: Hello?
Sphinx: Hello?
Wizard: We are here...for...access...intothetemple?
Sphinx: Are you lot here for *the name of the DM's in game character*?
Wizard: We...are...?
Sphinx: Oh good, you just need to answer a riddle for access. Shapeshifters, spies, all that crap. What can you hold without using your hands?
Wizard: You wanna get at this Paladin, you've got the highest charisma.
Paladin: *shouts* MY DICK!
Wizard: We uh...are there other riddles you can ask?
Sphinx: No, he said you might be like this...just go in.