I dont have much but theres one story that i remember
> Thief in a nice group of 5 people
> At the start DM created a rule where we could get a higer level ability in exchange for a random crippling downside
> Our Druid and Paladin take that
> Druid gets uncontrollably horny when he sees animals of the oposite sex and Paladin is a realy big alcoholic
> We are in a dungeon of a dream genie
> As we progress he manages to trap us in his dream
> We walk into a forest with a wierd river
> Paladin and Druid both start acting wierd
> Suddenly a gigantic wolf apears out of nowhere
> We all hide behind the Druid and Paladin since they have the best tank stats
> Our mage starts channeling his spell, cleric gets ready to heal and i atempt to sneak up behind the wolf
> DM tells Druid and Paladin to roll resist rolls
> 3 and 7
> Suddenly Druid transforms into a dog and runs up to the wolf
> He stars humping the wolfs leg
> Whatever we still got the paladin to defend us
> Wolf atacks paladin and throws him into the river
> Paladin has to roll resistance again
> 4
> He takes off his helmet and starts drinking from the river
> Its beer
> Without defense Mage and Cleric get destroyed
> Paladin drowns in beer and Druid leaves with the wolf to engage in hot sexual intercourse
> mfw