only dnd session worth mention.

>Be a halfling, get into a town with an orc and a mule named Merric
>Orc takes the mule to the stable to watch the wagon and let Merric rest.
>Its only me now and I decide to go to the Tavern and try to listen into some juicy gossip.
>Get there order food and order a drink.
> Run into a Half-elf and we start drinking more.
>Keeping in mind im a Halfing so It wont take many pints to get me ****** up.
>End up getting super ********* with the Half-elf.
>Run into a few ruffians from a gang I used to be in.
>Words were said and a bar fight breaks out
>I slip out of the tavern and meet back up with my group.
>We find a caravan that was attacked, no one was spared not even the horse.
>Roll for perception and find a trail where a group of goblins had been.
>Follow the trail end up falling into a 10 foot hole in a drunken fit.
>My group cant find me so im screaming to help them find me.
>Finally they find me and they lower a rope down to get me
>once im at the top I throw up and they toss me into the wagon and head back to the town to rest for the day.
>Mfw we lost a day of progress bc i got drunk and fell down a hole.