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User avatar #1 - gunmandude (01/01/2016) [-]
That last one got me to laugh really hard.
User avatar #43 to #1 - heroofkvatch (01/01/2016) [-]
Played an orc in an all human super religious town that thought i was a demon.
Our wizard came to break me out of jail.
I had a "blood rage" ability, basically at the sight of blood i have a ptsd flashback to when my tribe was slaughtered in front of me as a child by those who imprisoned me.

Attack anything on sight, wizard uses illusion to appear as a table top everyone else

Guards corner me, i each for the only weapon i can find.
Its my wizard, who looks like a table.
I pick him up, despite his pleas to stop
swing him at gaurds.
Roll strength for damage
Nat 20
He hits the guards with such strength he and the guards die on impact.

Carry the corpse of my wizard friend through the dungeon, beating guards and using it as a shield at one point to block arrows and flaming oil that they where trying to pour on me.

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