>be playing pathfinder
>traveling to far away place
>party of 4, me as the rogue, a monk, a summoner and a sorc
>stop at a marshlands village
>bunch of ugly villagers greet us
>we don't think too much of it
>monk is metagaming as **** and figured out the plot, the rest of us didn't care too much about that so we had no idea what's going on
>random village chick starts hitting on our gnome summoner
>awkward man-on-man RP ensues
>they have sex
>"was it good?" - the summoner
>"she's a biter" - the GM

and that's the story of how half the party contracted were-rat lycantrophy