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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-] 
>playing D&D 3.5
>basically first character, but not first session
>Female Duskblade with 6 CHA, 18 STR, 16 INT, around Level 8
>play as mopey, introverted, lacking in confidence
>can easily kill just about anything our level
>camping out in woods in a shelter summoned by wizard
>ambushed by orcs
>wizard can only teleport so many people
>play that I'll throw my life away so that the party may survive
>exit shelter while wizard teleports away, greatsword in hand
>orcs move to surround me
>Quick cast true strike, swing at first orc
>cleave through the first rank of six orcs
>five foot step, great cleave time
>Second swing cuts down the next seven around me
>in two attacks I've wiped out two-thirds of the enemy force
>DM roles morale check, orcs flee
>mfw
I have a couple other fun stories if anyone cares
>basically first character, but not first session
>Female Duskblade with 6 CHA, 18 STR, 16 INT, around Level 8
>play as mopey, introverted, lacking in confidence
>can easily kill just about anything our level
>camping out in woods in a shelter summoned by wizard
>ambushed by orcs
>wizard can only teleport so many people
>play that I'll throw my life away so that the party may survive
>exit shelter while wizard teleports away, greatsword in hand
>orcs move to surround me
>Quick cast true strike, swing at first orc
>cleave through the first rank of six orcs
>five foot step, great cleave time
>Second swing cuts down the next seven around me
>in two attacks I've wiped out two-thirds of the enemy force
>DM roles morale check, orcs flee
>mfw
I have a couple other fun stories if anyone cares
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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-] As they are, they're sort of a silly and broken class. Add some fighter feats and they get ridiculous.
#28 to #24
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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-] The way I was setup was terrifying. I had a sword with an elemental gem in it, plus all the spells I could channel.
I was rolling three or four different types of dice every time I landed a hit and was easily outdamaging the spring-attacking, multi-striking ranger.
Shadowbane Inquisitors, though...one-shot an undead dragon at around Level 16.
I was rolling three or four different types of dice every time I landed a hit and was easily outdamaging the spring-attacking, multi-striking ranger.
Shadowbane Inquisitors, though...one-shot an undead dragon at around Level 16.
#29 to #28
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redbannerman (01/01/2016) [-] That's nothing, I remember playing as a scout that could deal over 100d6. Busted as **** I tell ya.
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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-] Oh god, that one feat that let you stack Ranger and Scout levels in Complete Scoundrel for the purposes of determining class bonuses. **** got broken real quick.
"Let me just force the gestalt mechanic in. Oh, and I'm the only one that gets to do that."
"Let me just force the gestalt mechanic in. Oh, and I'm the only one that gets to do that."
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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-] dndtools.pw/feats/complete-scoundrel--60/swift-hunter--2868/ This is the one. I made a Ranger/Scout with this feat and I was basically a mobile sniper.
#47 to #33
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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-] Because if you're gonna go hunting, why not be the absolute best at it?
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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-] www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/trueStrike.htm
Quick cast this to guarantee my first hit. All I have to do is not roll a 1.
Quick cast this to guarantee my first hit. All I have to do is not roll a 1.
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geofalke (01/01/2016) [-] sounds like the time my party was escorting a bunch of settlers to repopulate a somewhat nearby town that got razed by a dragon our minotaur barbarian could speak draconic and it turns out that the dragon was an angry mom who was pissed that the previous occupants killed her kid. she agreed to leave the new people be if we returned her son's remains (that our druid claimed) minotaur refers to her as milfdragon and is determined to bone her train with her.
on the way we're ambushed by a band of 50 thieves. minotaur wins the initiative check and charges out. he is turned into a pin cushion and knocked out. he had a habbit of doing that the ranger goes next and misses his shot. then my turn comes up. (note: I was playing a half orc paladin of law and civility) DM asks, "alright Geo, what do you do?"
"I roll intimidate"
"you what?"
"I roll to intimidate"
"o...ok roll it"
nat... ******* ...20.....
after a 2 minute pause, DM describes my orc, Drud, standing in the clearing glaring into the trees where the bandits are hiding. he draws a mighty breath and bellows. the bellow gets louder and louder until even the trees themselves are shaking. he bellows for he knows not his true parantage, he bellows for his lost master, he bellows for his hurt student, the minotaur he bellows for the injustice of the situation. as he is bellowing the trees start shaking and he starts to glow with a radiant, holy light. after ******** themselves, all the thieves surrender because they thought Erathus, the goddess of civilization herself was about to kick their **** in, and they volunteer to help us move the settlers. A fair few of them convert and ask if they could help guard the town as repentance.
Drud calmly goes to pick up his foolhardy, insane, minotaur student and patches him up with healing hands after plucking each arrow out to keep him from bleeding out.
there's more that happened but it's a shame the DM didn't actually have much lined up for us, because that was a fun campaign and i liked the character development that we had going on. oh well.
on the way we're ambushed by a band of 50 thieves. minotaur wins the initiative check and charges out. he is turned into a pin cushion and knocked out. he had a habbit of doing that the ranger goes next and misses his shot. then my turn comes up. (note: I was playing a half orc paladin of law and civility) DM asks, "alright Geo, what do you do?"
"I roll intimidate"
"you what?"
"I roll to intimidate"
"o...ok roll it"
nat... ******* ...20.....
after a 2 minute pause, DM describes my orc, Drud, standing in the clearing glaring into the trees where the bandits are hiding. he draws a mighty breath and bellows. the bellow gets louder and louder until even the trees themselves are shaking. he bellows for he knows not his true parantage, he bellows for his lost master, he bellows for his hurt student, the minotaur he bellows for the injustice of the situation. as he is bellowing the trees start shaking and he starts to glow with a radiant, holy light. after ******** themselves, all the thieves surrender because they thought Erathus, the goddess of civilization herself was about to kick their **** in, and they volunteer to help us move the settlers. A fair few of them convert and ask if they could help guard the town as repentance.
Drud calmly goes to pick up his foolhardy, insane, minotaur student and patches him up with healing hands after plucking each arrow out to keep him from bleeding out.
there's more that happened but it's a shame the DM didn't actually have much lined up for us, because that was a fun campaign and i liked the character development that we had going on. oh well.
