>be me playing D&D 3.5
>Evil Campaign, whee
>Playing a chaotic evil lycanthrope duskblade
>Extremely temperamental, only thing keeping me from killing our leader is the pay
>Stumble into a swamp, make camp
>Mage and I are on scouting duty
>Mage rolls high on his Search check
>We find a chest filled with gold near the edge of a lake and a flawless diamond atop the coins
>mage wants diamond for spells, I want diamond because it's shiny
>I take it because I'm bigger
>He bluffs me, tells me that its a worthless imitation
>I have next to nothing for sense motive, so I have to believe him
>"Worthless imitation, eh?"
>hurl the diamond into the lake and walk back to camp
>hfw