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thelastelephant (01/01/2016) [-]
>be me playing a high-level campaign, D&D 3.5
>female Dragonborn of Bahamut, Shadowbane Inquisitor
>mix of paladin and rogue levels, can smite anyone for anything that I find to be unjust; capable of sneaking rather well in full-plate armor
>rolled max for height and weight modifiers; 6'8", almost 300 lbs with 22 CHA, 16 CON,18 STR
>186 years old, been in wars that no one has ever heard of
>Sort of act like Batman; don't say much but kick all kids of ass
>party sneaks into the lair of a shadow dragon
>leader says we're looking for a talisman; main goal is to not wake the dragon
>party splits into two and goes around opposite sides of the cave where the dragon is sleeping
> Other half wakes dragon up; get a 14 on initiative and surprise because I was sneaking
>"I charge the dragon."
>leader: "You what?"
>"I'm charging the dragon. It's evil, it's my duty to cleanse it from this realm."
>carrying a +6 Holy Greatsword given to me by priests of bahamut
>Smite Evil + Inquisitor Smite at the same time because **** evil things
>[righteousness intensifes]
>Roll to hit: Natural 20 plus 20 to confirm
>House rule of 3 20's is an instant kill; I roll a 7
>Roll maximum damage; everything is doubled
>total damage is around 230 in one swing
>mfw
>female Dragonborn of Bahamut, Shadowbane Inquisitor
>mix of paladin and rogue levels, can smite anyone for anything that I find to be unjust; capable of sneaking rather well in full-plate armor
>rolled max for height and weight modifiers; 6'8", almost 300 lbs with 22 CHA, 16 CON,18 STR
>186 years old, been in wars that no one has ever heard of
>Sort of act like Batman; don't say much but kick all kids of ass
>party sneaks into the lair of a shadow dragon
>leader says we're looking for a talisman; main goal is to not wake the dragon
>party splits into two and goes around opposite sides of the cave where the dragon is sleeping
> Other half wakes dragon up; get a 14 on initiative and surprise because I was sneaking
>"I charge the dragon."
>leader: "You what?"
>"I'm charging the dragon. It's evil, it's my duty to cleanse it from this realm."
>carrying a +6 Holy Greatsword given to me by priests of bahamut
>Smite Evil + Inquisitor Smite at the same time because **** evil things
>[righteousness intensifes]
>Roll to hit: Natural 20 plus 20 to confirm
>House rule of 3 20's is an instant kill; I roll a 7
>Roll maximum damage; everything is doubled
>total damage is around 230 in one swing
>mfw
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schneidend ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] I think you might have ****** up, bro. You're supposed to take a -20 penalty on Move Silently when charging.
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thelastelephant (01/05/2016) [-] I didn't say I was charging silently, but I think the GM let me have my sneak dice for badass points. I did sink a ton of points into sneak and hide in order to compensate for all the penalties.
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schneidend ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Your DM made the right call, I think. I mean, if the dragon was ******* asleep, it hasn't acted yet and is therefore flat-footed even if your noisy plate mail woke it up.
Btw, bonus points for being a Shadowbane Inquisitor. It and Frostrager are my absolute favorite prestige classes for making unorthodox fighting styles like sneaky Paladin and unarmed Barbarian possible.
Btw, bonus points for being a Shadowbane Inquisitor. It and Frostrager are my absolute favorite prestige classes for making unorthodox fighting styles like sneaky Paladin and unarmed Barbarian possible.
