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One of the members of my party has spent ever ti, 000 gold en prostitutes.
Let me repeat. His character has slept with ever EDI] prostitutes. Expensive prostitutes as well, considering that geld is a small fortune (you can buy, what, 1, 000
chickens fer that much money?).
Recently, he began to complain about hew everyone else had better items than he did (we all had weapons, while he only had a -rft).
I pointed out that HE HAD BLOWN AWAY A GOOD PORTION OF HIS GOLD ON BLOW JESS, and he grew indignant. He said that while all of us were
rollplaying" and only caring about stats and combat, he was actually "roleplaying" and having his charackter m what his character weild do.
He finished by saying that it' s net fair fer him to be at a disadvantage because the rest m us were climaxing munchkins.
By wily, after hearing all that, I felt rightfully ashamed- Se ashamed, I gave him a pertian m my geld so he could get a weapon.
HE SPENT THEME} UN MORE ORES.
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#1 - reginleaf [OP](03/24/2015) [+] (58 replies)
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#60 - reginleaf [OP](03/24/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Here's the gif one fixed.
User avatar #63 - distribution (03/25/2015) [-]
This was great, thanks! But I don't really get the paladin one, where he keeps pinging the young boy as evil. I don't get the ending, dndexplain help pls?
User avatar #64 to #63 - reginleaf [OP](03/25/2015) [-]
The kid was not evil. It was seen as a test from his god. Alternatively the paladin has incredibly bad luck with rolls, and kept failing his detect evil check.

At the end the priest the paladin did not recognize was his god come down to tell him the kid was not evil.
#75 to #64 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
Detect Evil isn't a check. If the subject is evil (or your god is a tricky cunt) he pings as evil. If he isn't evil there's no ping
#74 to #64 - anon (03/26/2015) [-]
I believe the kid WAS evil, but became good through the Paladin's training or something.
User avatar #73 - hawkblade (03/25/2015) [-]
I love the Dark Herasy Story. Yeah It was a Brick.
User avatar #71 - revolvingocelot (03/25/2015) [-]
Anybody have that green text story where the punch line is the whole "the six was afraid of 7 because 7 ate nine"?
User avatar #65 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Desirebro%27s_Tale
this one is the longest tabletop story you'll probably ever read, but damn is it a good read.
User avatar #66 to #65 - reginleaf [OP](03/25/2015) [-]
>>#3,
#67 to #66 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
well this is just weird, my comments aren't loading past a point.
User avatar #69 to #67 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
aaand im a dumbass. Never mind me.
User avatar #68 to #67 - reginleaf [OP](03/25/2015) [-]
It's in the sticky replies, which get minimized by default.
User avatar #70 to #68 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
>>#69,
#61 - optimusthebaker (03/24/2015) [-]
Not sure what to say here, but atleast you've given me reading material for a few months. Have a gif.
Not sure what to say here, but atleast you've given me reading material for a few months. Have a gif.
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