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User avatar #11 - bakinboy ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
i dont know how to play D&D but all the greentext stories about it really make me want to play
User avatar #13 to #11 - penguinstampede (11/11/2014) [-]
there was some one a few weeks ago making alot of posts to explain the basics of d&d see if you can look those up. I wish i had the links for you.
User avatar #24 to #13 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
I know the guy. made my job a lot easier
User avatar #15 to #11 - megazman (11/11/2014) [-]
Its a great game, definitely worth a try if you haven't
#17 to #11 - hurzg (11/11/2014) [-]
I really don't like it, you need a really good GM to enjoy it. I played it recently, my first time. The GM is ******* annoying, the battle moves go very slowly and weaboo faggot in my group makes it really hard to do logical stuff. It's always like 'I'm in lotus position, I'm breaking my chains, something something desu etc. You must have a very good GM and non-faggoted friends.
User avatar #20 to #17 - warioteam (11/11/2014) [-]
usually its just the requirement of a good GM rather than non faggoty friends
#34 to #20 - hurzg (11/11/2014) [-]
When I try to talk instead of fight they put a spell on me or do something like put a cloth to my mouth so I can't say anything.
User avatar #21 to #11 - warbob (11/11/2014) [-]
dndxplain I feel like you're needed here.
User avatar #23 to #21 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
thank you for sounding the trumpet
#40 to #11 - anticitezenone ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
D&D is the (Second) Worst PNP RPG out there   
Once you understand the basics of PNP from D&D, find a better system, like Shadowrun
D&D is the (Second) Worst PNP RPG out there
Once you understand the basics of PNP from D&D, find a better system, like Shadowrun
User avatar #43 to #40 - klina (11/11/2014) [-]
>dnd compared to shadowrun
>not understanding the groundbreaking difference in the theme, setting and system

do you even table top?
User avatar #47 to #43 - anticitezenone ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I do, and SR is a lot less ****
User avatar #22 to #11 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
if you have a skype there's a tabletop gaming group for funnyjunkers. Atop of that I recommend you start with pathfinder. it's a streamlined version of edition 3.5 of dungeons and dragons, and is really the most newbie-friendly in my opinion. everything you need is here: www.d20pfsrd.com/

You're going to need character sheets so why don't you make an account at www.myth-weavers.com/
Don't use the alpha sheets, they suck ass.

There's a looking-for-group section on www.roll20.net/, and you can easily find a "newbie friendly" group, but again, if you have skype I can add you to the fj group. currently planning a small campaign for newbies that warioteam is going to join he doesn't have a choice **** you I have all of the dank memes you ******* ball-gargling faggot and shut the **** andranadu greenbow dash sucks nuts.
#45 to #22 - Dagoron ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Not saying that Pathfinder isn't a good way to go, but I've found 5e to be actually really good. I've been playing with a group in 3.5 and we're in the process of transitioning our campaign into 5e. So far it's pretty freaking dope. Just waiting for the DMG to come out so we can see what magic items we've got access to.

And, despite how kind of crappy it was, 4e is also, IMO, an acceptable way to get introed into DnD. The mechanics are way different, but it helps get newbies used to the setting and used to RPing if they've got no prior experience without too much hassle.
User avatar #58 to #45 - mcwkennedy (11/11/2014) [-]
One issue I have with 5e is that one advantage counters all disadvantages, which, in my own opinion, is retarded. My group just house rule that it works on a 1-1 ratio
#37 to #22 - anon (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm interested in this, but I'm incredibly stupid.
User avatar #38 to #37 - rather (11/11/2014) [-]
I forgot to login. See what I mean?
User avatar #65 to #22 - veryevilmen ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
sure im in. i've never really played but i sort of know what i want to do
User avatar #59 to #22 - gozoglontz (11/11/2014) [-]
I would love to join the group, I do have skype. When would we play? Im from europe, so I would love to know, because of the timezones.
User avatar #50 to #22 - yumyumtittysucker (11/11/2014) [-]
how would one be able to join this fj dnd group? i too am a newbie, but also a real fast learner.
#49 to #22 - chickenandwaffle (11/11/2014) [-]
If you're making a newbie group, can I join? I've always wanted to start.
User avatar #44 to #22 - grogovic (11/11/2014) [-]
I told you all that I would like to join, you didn't even tell me if you'd let me.
User avatar #27 to #22 - munchlord (11/11/2014) [-]
Is the FJ DnD stuff IRC/voice sessions or play by post style?
User avatar #28 to #27 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
the call of cthulu stuff is IRC/Voice, but the core group is just a discussion group for talking and planning games
User avatar #25 to #22 - warioteam (11/11/2014) [-]
MUH DANK MEMES
User avatar #10 - roflnaut (11/11/2014) [-]
**** yeah Reggie Watts.
User avatar #16 - daringdestiny (11/11/2014) [-]
I've wanted to try D&D but i don't really have anyone I could play with and I'd feel awkward trying to start playing with strangers who are probably more experienced
#31 to #16 - klldarkness (11/11/2014) [-]
I know exactly how you feel. I actually managed to find a group here on Funnyjunk, and we play over on roll20.net

As long as you explain that you're completely new, and find a good GM, you should be fine. My GM has been amazing, answering all my questions, and helping me understand things. It's pretty awesome.
#56 to #16 - drizztrocks (11/11/2014) [-]
Hey bb, if you want I have a skype and we play a thing called MoM every night. It's a post apocalyptic future PnP thing. Its pretty fun and sense it's completely homebrew (made by us from scratch) so everyone here is "new" to it. If you want I can see about including you, we'd be more than happy to walk your through it. We're all real cool and **** .
User avatar #67 to #56 - daringdestiny (11/16/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, I'll think about it
User avatar #18 to #16 - kyleayv (11/11/2014) [-]
It's fine to play with strangers if you are just learning, but make sure to advertise that in advance. If they still give you **** leave that group because they are going to be toxic regardless of your experience.
#26 - moorbs (11/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #26 - plasticcup ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
SOURCE ***** SOURCE
User avatar #61 - tehweave (11/11/2014) [-]
...I don't get it?
User avatar #62 to #61 - desacabose ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Why are you asking me if you get it? I'm not Asian.
User avatar #68 to #61 - GShock (11/27/2014) [-]
Rolling for initiative is how you figure out who goes first (what you roll + certain stats = turn order). You use a 20 sided die to figure it out. If you happen to roll a 20 (instead of your roll equaling 20), it's called a natural 20. That basically means something outstanding happened. I don't know what this is from, but it could mean he gets to go twice before anyone else. Were he to roll a 1, however, it might mean he tripped and fell before combat, skipping his first turn, going last after that, and starting combat on the floor.
User avatar #33 - plasticcup ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Reggie Watts:  F_ck Sh_t Stack
#29 - wingeddemon (11/11/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #39 to #29 - cptmongtard (11/11/2014) [-]
Reggie Watts - Why **** So Crazy?
#19 - bigbadplaid (11/11/2014) [-]
REGGIE 			************		 WATTS
REGGIE ************ WATTS
User avatar #52 - schmuxy (11/11/2014) [-]
Is this particular sketch on youtube?
User avatar #57 to #52 - theonionyrogue (11/11/2014) [-]
It's Reggie Watts' Netflix special, its ******* great
User avatar #60 to #57 - theawkwardbros (11/11/2014) [-]
Can confirm. The fight with his GF was ******* awesome.
User avatar #2 - narutardg (11/10/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #4 to #2 - nimitehcat (11/10/2014) [-]
Reggie Watts: Why **** So Crazy?!
#8 to #2 - anon (11/11/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnqrBHIN_3w

But he doesn't actually say this in the video.
#1 - romuarska (11/10/2014) [-]
source?   
cant remember that last guys name, with the afro n all
source?
cant remember that last guys name, with the afro n all
#9 to #1 - anon (11/11/2014) [-]
reggie watts
User avatar #3 to #1 - nimitehcat (11/10/2014) [-]
Reggie Watts:  F_ck Sh_t Stack

Reggie Watts, mah ***** .
#5 to #3 - romuarska (11/10/2014) [-]
ty broski
ty broski
#12 to #1 - blackjesusatheist (11/11/2014) [-]
his name is reggie watts you goon
#41 - sethbean (11/11/2014) [-]
I think it'd be cool if admin made it so we could roll dice numbers, i.e.. 1-6, 1-20 etc.
#42 to #41 - adzoh (11/11/2014) [-]
*roll d6* or *roll d20* and such, shouldn't be THAT hard to implement
User avatar #48 to #42 - dorfdorfdorf (11/11/2014) [-]
**dorfdorfdorf can't find any ***** to give**
User avatar #51 to #41 - demandsgayversion (11/11/2014) [-]
I asked him to code something once. 500+ people wanted him to do it. But he said no. Now there's a rule on the 'name anonymous' pages that he's too lazy to code things.
User avatar #55 to #41 - sideism (11/11/2014) [-]
thank you mr edmin
#53 to #41 - schmuxy (11/11/2014) [-]
I prefer this one
#14 - vorarephilia (11/11/2014) [-]
"I'm going to make a happy little tree... right there."
User avatar #36 to #14 - duedum (11/11/2014) [-]
yes because bob ross is the only person ever to have an afro
#66 - therollingstones (11/14/2014) [-]
I named my fallout rp character Reginald Watson in his honor
Pic related (new Vegas)
#64 - Penn (11/11/2014) [-]
Hello my minions.

I run two D&D campaigns on FJ. If you want to play send me a PM and maybe we can set something up.
#46 - anon (11/11/2014) [-]
PUT'CHO HAND IN THE COOKIE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
User avatar #30 - chrispoot (11/11/2014) [-]
**chrispoot rolls 17**
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