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#1 - gedoushinken (01/08/2016) [-]
I love smart dogs.
User avatar #60 to #1 - majordegree (01/09/2016) [-]
This video would be better without the explanation.
User avatar #26 to #1 - fukinitech (01/09/2016) [-]
thats a beautiful lab
User avatar #34 to #26 - otisriedel (01/09/2016) [-]
that's not a lab. that's a black pitbull.
User avatar #55 to #34 - fukinitech (01/09/2016) [-]
thats a beautiful dog
#43 to #1 - smartythechicken (01/09/2016) [-]
do you like smart chickens too?
User avatar #12 to #1 - quoterox ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Was there ever a follow up to that?

I'd love to see his roommate's reaction.
User avatar #42 to #12 - badgoodass (01/09/2016) [-]
he wasn't able to shoot the second video in jail
#6 to #1 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
"How to get your roommate arrested."
User avatar #4 - theguywhoaskswhy (01/08/2016) [-]
98% certain that guy's asian. So it could just as easily be mind control.
User avatar #63 to #4 - thumbfortrump (01/09/2016) [-]
He's asian, he just likes his food disciplined.
User avatar #49 to #4 - wtfduud (01/09/2016) [-]
Vintage memes.
#41 to #4 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
or the disobediend just get eaten
User avatar #5 to #4 - faggotville (01/08/2016) [-]
Nah, they can only read minds.
User avatar #20 to #5 - destismad (01/09/2016) [-]
But what if reading minds is only the first stage? What if some have discovered their second form?
#28 to #20 - optiknarty ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
you are starting to know too much...
#21 - doggifseveryday (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
awesome
User avatar #29 - lateday ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
they better get a treat for that
#2 - ulolbro (01/08/2016) [-]
Those dogs are pretty smart.

They know if they don't do that cute stuff they end up in the chapchoi.
#31 to #2 - lotengo ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
underrated
tho i have to mention that chap choy is traditionally a vegetable dish
User avatar #37 to #31 - ChewyConor (01/09/2016) [-]
"Vegetable dish"
#3 to #2 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
they quickly realised that they were now only 5
#9 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
dogs are family and respect your training.
this is an example of good training.

rather despicable that there are people who sleep with their dogs, let them **** on their carpets and let them create a mess indoors rather than having basic discipline

dog is best friend, but you gotta have mutual respect an discipline
User avatar #22 to #9 - arzyk (01/09/2016) [-]
Why is it bad to let dogs sleep in the bed with you? Legit curious, I have two little dogs (a papillion and a shi-tzu) and while I normally make them sleep in their doggy bed, when it's rather cold I'll let them up with me.
#27 to #22 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
depends how you train them to see you as owner or as one of them but alpha
if you are their owner you have defined rules
as one of them these rules are less respected as your dog has more of a personality
but they may challenge you on things. Eg beds/ furniture as you do it and are one of them and they see you more as pack and pack likes too sleep in a big puppy pile
User avatar #10 to #9 - duskmane ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Talking about training, can't even capitalize a single sentence.
You...
Rack...
DISCIPRINE!!! -_-
User avatar #36 - muxammle (01/09/2016) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
User avatar #50 to #36 - ScottP (01/09/2016) [-]
That's exactly how he was able to control them!
User avatar #39 to #36 - norkasthethird (01/09/2016) [-]
stale pasta
User avatar #52 to #39 - defski (01/09/2016) [-]
Somehow, still a tiny bit fresh.
User avatar #25 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/09/2016) [-]
I have a husky, I could never achieve this level of control over him. Even getting him to sit down is an argument.
User avatar #35 to #25 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
That's all snowdogs do. They will argue with you non-stop, unless they wanna do the thing.

Fiance has a malamute, and he's the most adorable bastard. But he will just outright refuse stuff and grumble at you about it. Can't hate him because he's so ****** cute.
User avatar #61 to #35 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/09/2016) [-]
I knooow. people say it's a dominance issue but they just don't understand that snowdogs are free spirits, they're sassy and don't have the want to please their owners like other dogs do. We have him in puppy training classes and we work on training him in public but when he gets excited all the training goes out the window.
User avatar #62 to #61 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
We live in a city, and I am paranoid as all **** about keeping him on a leash when he's outside. Soon as he sees something worth chasing, he will be gone.
User avatar #64 to #62 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/09/2016) [-]
I got this really nice no tug harness and he walks 110% better on it, he only tugs if he sees people, some animal poop or an animal. Does he tug?
User avatar #65 to #64 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
He straight up pulls. 80+ pounds of "I wanna go that way" at times. Mostly when he's excited though. (which is all the time outside). But both of us just brick wall him when he does.
User avatar #66 to #65 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/09/2016) [-]
okay yea I'd totally suggest this harness, it pinches the back of the neck when they pull, like what a mom does to her pup when they're misbehaving. My boy is 6 months and already 50lbs.
User avatar #67 to #66 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Ours just turned three.

I think she's intending to weight train him at some point, though. So she likes the pulling. I'm indifferent.
User avatar #68 to #67 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm considering getting him a little back pack and fill it with a bit of weight so he tires out quicker
#30 to #25 - lotengo ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
You need to assert your dominance more
User avatar #33 to #30 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/09/2016) [-]
it's not that he's trying to be dominant, he's never aggressive and he's a big baby. he's just stubborn and still young.
User avatar #18 - Falkor (01/09/2016) [-]
you would do what you were told too if you didn't want to become dinner
User avatar #58 - macacobr (01/09/2016) [-]
******* cats is better. You read it right.
User avatar #57 - nimba (01/09/2016) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#45 - vegasstoner ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
PLEASE SIR DONT EAT OUR BRAINS...WE'LL BEHAVE, LOOK!
User avatar #23 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I've seen soldiers that don't have this kind of discipline..... Which is very very sad....
User avatar #19 - JonathanNowFuckYou (01/09/2016) [-]
the two-legged walk away was too good
#13 - pickanickname ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
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#16 to #13 - sonicsyndicate (01/09/2016) [-]
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User avatar #7 - nack (01/09/2016) [-]
idk why but this **** screams animal abuse to me, a lot of the time the way they train these kinds of dogs in Asia are super cruel
User avatar #11 to #7 - wittydog (01/09/2016) [-]
Nah, you just rack a disciprine.
User avatar #32 - lotengo ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Reason #342092344 why dogs are the superior pet
User avatar #54 - ericr (01/09/2016) [-]
My dog just farted.
User avatar #56 to #54 - manofbacontits (01/09/2016) [-]
tell him manofbacontits says "good boy"
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