Ulric's party
Channel:
dungeons-n-drags
So when we left off ulric had come face to face with a thieving tiefling. now something I should mention. the tiefling, the ranger and I were causing chaos anywhere we went so this part is going to be a little special. this is what the tiefling and the ranger were doing before they met ulric.
Biatrix, "sexy thief" ranger
> Be a sexy elf ranger
> find this small town full of easy marks
> figure why not try and score
> walk into tavern
> drunk dwarves ;)
> easy money
> start chatting up dwarf to distract him
> hes buying me drinks
> I grab his coin purse
> start feeling really dizzy
> he grabs me and says i can stay in his room
> wake up a few hours later next to him...
> sneak off the bed
> go check his back for sweet sweet money
> find a load of jewelry and his coin purse
> grab the loot
> powder falls onto the ground
> check the bag
> sleeping powder
> kill him in his sleep
> as I make the cut i hear a commotion outside the door
> get dressed and walk into the hall
> some orc is banging on a door trying to get some tiefling to open up
> tiefling opens door
> screams something
> orcs eyes start bleeding and the tiefling makes a break for it
> walk down stairs
> have a few drinks, steal a few purses
> pay for my own room go upstairs and sleep
> wake up in the morning
> walk out of room
> dwarves with guards looking for who killed their boss
> hear the guards saying it was probably that bear
> what...
> walk down stairs
> entire tavern is destroyed
> tavern keeper is nowhere to be seen
something worth noting in case it hasnt been forced enough. people on this continent are EXTREMELY racist towards tieflings and its widely accepted.
> find this small town full of easy marks
> figure why not try and score
> walk into tavern
> drunk dwarves ;)
> easy money
> start chatting up dwarf to distract him
> hes buying me drinks
> I grab his coin purse
> start feeling really dizzy
> he grabs me and says i can stay in his room
> wake up a few hours later next to him...
> sneak off the bed
> go check his back for sweet sweet money
> find a load of jewelry and his coin purse
> grab the loot
> powder falls onto the ground
> check the bag
> sleeping powder
> kill him in his sleep
> as I make the cut i hear a commotion outside the door
> get dressed and walk into the hall
> some orc is banging on a door trying to get some tiefling to open up
> tiefling opens door
> screams something
> orcs eyes start bleeding and the tiefling makes a break for it
> walk down stairs
> have a few drinks, steal a few purses
> pay for my own room go upstairs and sleep
> wake up in the morning
> walk out of room
> dwarves with guards looking for who killed their boss
> hear the guards saying it was probably that bear
> what...
> walk down stairs
> entire tavern is destroyed
> tavern keeper is nowhere to be seen
Balthor, "EYE BITE" demonologist
> be tiefling
> be long way from home
> have only one goal for my entire adventure (summon my god)
> walk into town
> need supplies
> ask where shop is
> "back the way you came tiefling"
> everyone is always like this
> walk to shop, try and buy
> "youre not welcome here thief"
> pay some homeless guy to buy my stuff for me
> need privacy for ritual
> go to tavern
> rent room
> go upstairs
> shut and lock door
> push bed against door
> draw ritual symbols on floor
> just as im half way through hear a knock on the door
> "hey tiefling"
> ignore him
> keeps knocking getting louder
> "i know you stole my coin purse, and i know your in there"
> oh ****
> reasoning.exe has stopped working
> push bed on top of symbols
> open the door calmly
> "there you are you little thiefling"
> cast EYE BITE!!!!
> orc goes blind
> run from his groupies
> hide in cemetery until guards and douchebags are gone
> notice the cathedral is pretty empty
> its late at night
> decide the time is now
> sneak into cathedral
> go down to the basement
> start drawing the symbols again
> this time with blood
> get all the symbols right and have all of the ritual stuff
> start chanting
> priests charge in and start screaming
> hear faint voice in my head
> "bring me a sacrifice, only then may we meet"
> get tackled out of ritual
> priests demanding i tell them what i was doing
> pretend to start explaining
> immediately cast EYE BITE and run out of town
> set up camp for the night next to a lake
> try to catch some food
> got 2 fish
> go to sleep
> wake up super early
> notice a big ass pile of fish next to my camp
> well theres a pretty fresh sacrifice
> grab a fish from the pile
> big ass bear staring at me...
> be long way from home
> have only one goal for my entire adventure (summon my god)
> walk into town
> need supplies
> ask where shop is
> "back the way you came tiefling"
> everyone is always like this
> walk to shop, try and buy
> "youre not welcome here thief"
> pay some homeless guy to buy my stuff for me
> need privacy for ritual
> go to tavern
> rent room
> go upstairs
> shut and lock door
> push bed against door
> draw ritual symbols on floor
> just as im half way through hear a knock on the door
> "hey tiefling"
> ignore him
> keeps knocking getting louder
> "i know you stole my coin purse, and i know your in there"
> oh ****
> reasoning.exe has stopped working
> push bed on top of symbols
> open the door calmly
> "there you are you little thiefling"
> cast EYE BITE!!!!
> orc goes blind
> run from his groupies
> hide in cemetery until guards and douchebags are gone
> notice the cathedral is pretty empty
> its late at night
> decide the time is now
> sneak into cathedral
> go down to the basement
> start drawing the symbols again
> this time with blood
> get all the symbols right and have all of the ritual stuff
> start chanting
> priests charge in and start screaming
> hear faint voice in my head
> "bring me a sacrifice, only then may we meet"
> get tackled out of ritual
> priests demanding i tell them what i was doing
> pretend to start explaining
> immediately cast EYE BITE and run out of town
> set up camp for the night next to a lake
> try to catch some food
> got 2 fish
> go to sleep
> wake up super early
> notice a big ass pile of fish next to my camp
> well theres a pretty fresh sacrifice
> grab a fish from the pile
> big ass bear staring at me...
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