Ulric Redpaw, From Bear to God Part. 2
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dungeons-n-drags
So as Ulric was leaving the tavern two things were made very clear. One was that the guards were in a hustle about something and two, they wern't very happy about my remodeling job in the tavern.....or the dead guy in the tavern.
> walk out of tavern
> guards everywhere
> ohgodtheyknow
> immediately panic
> start making a B line to the towns exit
> guards move in from all sides
> "and where do you think youre going"
> dont know what to do
> Roar (intimidate)
> all the guards stagger back in fear...all but one
> captain starts walking toward me
> everyone watching in fear
> "what are you guys scared of? Hes just a bear"
> he smacks me across the head
> fly into a rage
> wrap my arms around him
> immediatley suplex him into the dirt
> get up , roar for good measure and charge towards the entrance
> soldiers get out of the way
> everyone standing in shock at what just happened
> I get away but the suns going down
> i have nowhere to go
> the map!!
> follow the lame ass map to a cathedral in the middle of the forest
> go to the door
> wont budge
> hear some otherworldy wailing or some ****
> like a ghost is gonna stop me
> roll to break down the door
> fail
> fail
> fail
> get tired of beating up stuff
> might as well sleep :/
> decide to sleep in front of door
> wake up, still night time...somethings wrong
> spring up on all fours
> see someone coming out of the chapel
> he sees me and freezes
> "i...im not here to hurt you"
> pffft like he could
> asks if i can help him to town, hes lost
> "50 gold"
> pays me, so i start walking
> "i come from a village high in the mountains, i lived there because im half orc and half elf"
> boo hoo im a bear, not even allowed in most towns
> feel kinda bad for him because i know what its like not to belong
> get to town, i stop at the gate
> "why are we stopping?"
> motion him to go ahead
> he walks in, i take a minute to scan around
> guards everywhere
> go to find a spot to camp but have no food
> i can fish pretty good
> go fishing and fall asleep
> wake up covered in tons of fish
> hellofanight
> smell something not fish
> see a tiefling inches from grabbing one of my fish
> ******* thieves all of them....
and thats how i met our groups orc/elf wizard, and our teifling demonologist. thank you all for the support. Im really sorry im not popping these out faster there are limitations on my account due to a glitch i was told cannot be fixed by the mods or admin. The only way for my account to be fixed is if my content/comments get thumbs because for some reason my comment level is modifying my content level and vice versa or some nonsense. Anyway i apologize about this and i will be trying to do this more frequently as the limitations are removed. lastly id like to give a shoutout to tallzed for giving me the idea to post this as content.
> guards everywhere
> ohgodtheyknow
> immediately panic
> start making a B line to the towns exit
> guards move in from all sides
> "and where do you think youre going"
> dont know what to do
> Roar (intimidate)
> all the guards stagger back in fear...all but one
> captain starts walking toward me
> everyone watching in fear
> "what are you guys scared of? Hes just a bear"
> he smacks me across the head
> fly into a rage
> wrap my arms around him
> immediatley suplex him into the dirt
> get up , roar for good measure and charge towards the entrance
> soldiers get out of the way
> everyone standing in shock at what just happened
> I get away but the suns going down
> i have nowhere to go
> the map!!
> follow the lame ass map to a cathedral in the middle of the forest
> go to the door
> wont budge
> hear some otherworldy wailing or some ****
> like a ghost is gonna stop me
> roll to break down the door
> fail
> fail
> fail
> get tired of beating up stuff
> might as well sleep :/
> decide to sleep in front of door
> wake up, still night time...somethings wrong
> spring up on all fours
> see someone coming out of the chapel
> he sees me and freezes
> "i...im not here to hurt you"
> pffft like he could
> asks if i can help him to town, hes lost
> "50 gold"
> pays me, so i start walking
> "i come from a village high in the mountains, i lived there because im half orc and half elf"
> boo hoo im a bear, not even allowed in most towns
> feel kinda bad for him because i know what its like not to belong
> get to town, i stop at the gate
> "why are we stopping?"
> motion him to go ahead
> he walks in, i take a minute to scan around
> guards everywhere
> go to find a spot to camp but have no food
> i can fish pretty good
> go fishing and fall asleep
> wake up covered in tons of fish
> hellofanight
> smell something not fish
> see a tiefling inches from grabbing one of my fish
> ******* thieves all of them....
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