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Ulric Redpaw, From Bear to God Part. 2

 
Ulric Redpaw, From Bear to God Part. 2. So as Ulric was leaving the tavern two things were made very clear. One was that the guards were in a hustle about somet

So as Ulric was leaving the tavern two things were made very clear. One was that the guards were in a hustle about something and two, they wern't very happy about my remodeling job in the tavern.....or the dead guy in the tavern.

> walk out of tavern
> guards everywhere
> ohgodtheyknow
> immediately panic
> start making a B line to the towns exit
> guards move in from all sides
> "and where do you think youre going"
> dont know what to do
> Roar (intimidate)
> all the guards stagger back in fear...all but one
> captain starts walking toward me
> everyone watching in fear
> "what are you guys scared of? Hes just a bear"
> he smacks me across the head
> fly into a rage
> wrap my arms around him
> immediatley suplex him into the dirt
> get up , roar for good measure and charge towards the entrance
> soldiers get out of the way
> everyone standing in shock at what just happened
> I get away but the suns going down
> i have nowhere to go
> the map!!
> follow the lame ass map to a cathedral in the middle of the forest
> go to the door
> wont budge
> hear some otherworldy wailing or some ****
> like a ghost is gonna stop me
> roll to break down the door
> fail
> fail
> fail
> get tired of beating up stuff
> might as well sleep :/
> decide to sleep in front of door
> wake up, still night time...somethings wrong
> spring up on all fours
> see someone coming out of the chapel
> he sees me and freezes
> "i...im not here to hurt you"
> pffft like he could
> asks if i can help him to town, hes lost
> "50 gold"
> pays me, so i start walking
> "i come from a village high in the mountains, i lived there because im half orc and half elf"
> boo hoo im a bear, not even allowed in most towns
> feel kinda bad for him because i know what its like not to belong
> get to town, i stop at the gate
> "why are we stopping?"
> motion him to go ahead
> he walks in, i take a minute to scan around
> guards everywhere
> go to find a spot to camp but have no food
> i can fish pretty good
> go fishing and fall asleep
> wake up covered in tons of fish
> hellofanight
> smell something not fish
> see a tiefling inches from grabbing one of my fish
> ******* thieves all of them....


and thats how i met our groups orc/elf wizard, and our teifling demonologist. thank you all for the support. Im really sorry im not popping these out faster there are limitations on my account due to a glitch i was told cannot be fixed by the mods or admin. The only way for my account to be fixed is if my content/comments get thumbs because for some reason my comment level is modifying my content level and vice versa or some nonsense. Anyway i apologize about this and i will be trying to do this more frequently as the limitations are removed. lastly id like to give a shoutout to tallzed for giving me the idea to post this as content.

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#3 - retwistfate [OP](09/01/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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mention list, i apologize if this doesnt work because ive never done this before

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#14 - retwistfate [OP](09/21/2015) [-]
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new content is out links here

part 1 - /channel/dungeons-n-drags/Ulric+redpaw+from+bear+to+god+part+1/gvXdLti/

Ulrics party part 1 - /channel/dungeons-n-drags/Ulric+s+party/fnzdLsa/
#2 - shadowdoogen (09/01/2015) [-]
"The only way for my account to be fixed is if my content/comments get thumbs because for some reason my comment level is modifying my content level and vice versa or some nonsense."

I'm wise to your tricks OP. I'm not giving you this thumb because of the above text, I'm giving you this thumb because I like your bear story. Keep them coming
#4 to #2 - retwistfate [OP](09/01/2015) [-]
yeah yeah yeah i know thumbwhoring and what not but honestly i dont care about the peenkies i just want to be able to pump the out more often than once every 10+ days. if people are really worried about me thumbwhoring thay can click my account and see the BS thats is my content thumb level?/??? idk what to call it because it doesnt work right
#6 to #4 - shadowdoogen (09/01/2015) [-]
That was just a joke...
#7 to #6 - retwistfate [OP](09/01/2015) [-]
i know i just felt like explaining myself, y-y-you wanna fight about it??? lets go right now
User avatar #8 to #7 - shadowdoogen (09/01/2015) [-]
Well I'm almost out of lube but okay, if you insist.
#11 to #8 - demonsora (09/02/2015) [-]
this is gon' git good
#1 - austinrocket (09/01/2015) [-]
Don't center a greentext.
#5 to #1 - retwistfate [OP](09/01/2015) [-]
hope that fixes it i didnt know how to do what i just did until 30 sec. after you commented
User avatar #9 to #5 - austinrocket (09/01/2015) [-]
Yep! thx bby
#13 - alboorack (09/21/2015) [-]
That racist
User avatar #12 - nythux (09/21/2015) [-]
Great content. Just wondering what race you're using and where I can find the rules.
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