Ulric Redpaw, From Bear to God Part. 1

Okay so this is the story of my D&D character Ulric. But first a little back story, ulric was an 11ft. tall bear with white fur. He had red lightning bolt lines that went from his eyes down to into a tattoo like pattern in the middle of his back. He was mostly quiet, preferring to use actions over words. He liked to use is very imposing nature to get his message across. He was chaotic evil, mainly acting out of impulse instead of planning ahead even a little. His biggest goal in life is to be defeated. now that you have the gist of the character on to the first story.

>Be an 11ft tall bear barbarian that isnt too good at speaking and only wants someone to defeat him
>DM says "you walk into this town and you see nobody seems to be doing anything"
> I take a look around town
> DM says theres a guard being lazy sitting in front of a pond
> decide to have a bit of fun with guard
> I head to the tavern and "lightly push the guard into the water"
> roll a 26 after bonus applied
> claw kind of just sinks into the guard killing him instantly
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> push the body into the pond
> frantically trying to hide it before someone notices
> hear some body call me master
> some diseased guy thinks im his master and will do anything for me
> tell him to claim the kill as his own when guards come
> says he cant swim
> tell him ill save him if he starts drowning
> he jumps in to claim the kill
> starts drowning
> go to save him but hes making a lot of noise...
> people start to notice
> hold his head under water
> noise stops
> bodies sink
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> im chaotic evil so what the hell
> shrug
> move on to the tavern
> now being the bear that wants to lose i slam the door open
>DM calls for a strength check
>ohgodno
> roll 19, 32 after bonuses
> decimate the door and part of the wall while screaming i want to arm wrestle
> 10 foot tallk stacked as **** orc stands up
> everyone in the tavern starts screaming and running around
> "50 gold"
> he agrees but says if i lose i have to go with him on some quest
> like im gonna follow this nerd
> we sit down arms locked
> DM says to go ahead and roll i wont win
> nat 20
> i destroy him, break the table, his neck, the windoes beside us, the bar, everything
> check his pocket
> 15 gold.......the **** man, some lame ass map....a mace
> barkeep asks how im gonna pay for all this damage
> lumber toward the bar
> complete silence
> drop the mace on the counter and walk out the hole in the wall

thats it for part one, if people want to hear more i will do this series on Ulric from start to finish. hope you all enjoy, until next time.