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Tommy the Troll Fucker

 
Tommy the Troll Fucker. What else would you do with trolls?. Anonymous / 25/ ( Fre) 22 04 32 No 33555453 5 »s: We eene we [164 KB, 590x369) sad that a character

What else would you do with trolls?

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sew, and at the end wene we nee checks would come reverend swine nes autograph because he essense so cool
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Incredibly awesome' we was hamfisted as a nae bonus to everyting seseme because Tommy essense so awesome Except our GM gave l a 50% Charmaine backhoe So
name people who met Tommy he was the bee: knees, the other he was an tool wasnt a neg enougn bonus to make all nes
seseme checks a chance but l meant Tommy had to watch he eene made a good curbed empressivy were he seened forward er he could be en he a nasty
Tommy ded not usually rememberer do enes
we resone was that Tommy waned semen seseme , and EVERYONE cheesed when he cnt, and they remembered , and tamarinds, and enise mend: reconized Tommy
the second they saw mm So when Tommy suavely seduced a randam snask en a bar l was the talk wene town the next day, when he erred to blurs my guard and got backed en the
balls everyone would be about l en the bars that endning we would eend a very playstyle, unfortunately Tommy was not en the
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Tommy got nes nickname at the sean our second adventure ween mm We cadence wrecked a magesty had been recklessly releasing dangerous manswers
ene newness we kept) and been banded as Beg Damn Heroes wene town that nerdd us We grained the next plot hook and moved en to a m and town to shake l
down he ewe squeeses We dumped all our semen the enn and spew upto earn pursue our own sources ewe, en Tommy' s sace meant nanjing out at the bar
basking en the glory dune previous sucsess Following the Bard sop Tommy performed, drank, then found the hottest gm en the bar and rolled seanseven and melted we whole bar
watched en evener as he suavely seduced ner and newfriend and upto nes mum, then they preceeded to testjust anew everyone they knew anew l
we rase wene party returned, pooled thw nee, bandeed a when the party pet transformed wem a dog were a goat, and went to bed we party pet needs some explaing, he
was a (Hervey dog that hours who we called Shoggoths Seldom Dog were wasnt much rhyme er reason to nes , and at that pave! we had
assumed that pave! we had assumed two (megs That he renamed to hang a dog weer and that happened anew everybo hours on enes bases we we that
semper putang Shoggoths ‘gear en the stables wene ream would be we Four hours atedge deposited our ‘gear en the stables were a Troll and seened a panes
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we panes immedately woke the party, and everyone eese es grabbing and erew to News out what' s up Tommy leaps out nes wendee endeared: between
an angry men eed wene local guard and Shoggoths Troll' Alter quckly assessing the he desided to calm everyone down ween nuke, and loudly
Gentlemen calm down wars no troll Beatlecat' s my wem Guard capeman thought the halfnaked bard geeked ecke a smug New prese and
ded not take the eene en the same sparer l was degeneres He rearned he nes ween a mutter we/ veer eh? wene got a word around nere Immune sen unpeople
we es weere a scaner man would have changed tack's, emeried to hackee sameone eese en the crowd, he help instead Tommy desided to go be another
Tommy began to that l was all nuke and eneru was very reasonable explantion he everyting when sameone en the crowd yelled 'Hey, that' s the guy who bedded Jenny" and Tommy
rearned ween 'No, l was Jenny AND Samantha" we would out to be the Guard ' s daughter and neesi respectivly
Shaggy and Tommy were chased around town by and angry men and a guard , and onlyone heely wene rase wene party kept mm wem gettng sum stomped we
enerve group was ran out eeveon had to renesmee to the next town unseen sentence the hunt he ewe squeeses we party was smart enougn to aee Shaggy up outide eeveon enes terns, but we
hadnt planned amuse how membranes Tommy was Everyone seared at us as we entered town, and were long we seened Sellng wanted posters ween a 'perfect' eeriness / s ease
that read Tommy Wanted he unseeing Fame, Respong Arrest, and " Tommy was sent backer: the sammee hang out ween Shaggy
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Tommy easiet long, and weer a rough sean nes ween us he a long New Unfortunately the player's get reterded For every
sucsess he had eneru were usually two spectacular% lures, and new ess/ y es not a sunnday erase when Agnew mysterius ewe cults en the end he ded how
he Wed, as the sender , except en enes sace l was the attenion we differene assness sent to keeo mm he ded a ponees performance But enen as he stood
eneru " arrows he succeeded nes concentrator check and waned the peese were he ded
Heffner were he met nes rainer messy end Tommy brought a great deal Hes Awesome mes eed to senerio ensconces weere en an enerve we would stop and watch as
he pirouetted through the aer and beheaded an enemy, er ener a seamier pot and banded en the owner ma table [ere enise l was always a plus that
most ems would sane against new dazed and most wene inernets wouldnt) No ene could we a check nane as spectacularly as he could evener, you could wear a Nam armband
to a bar meechan and chll be eeis than Tommy med be by
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#3 - hellomyfello (09/14/2014) [-]
D&D Stories?
D&D Stories
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#19 to #3 - tbeaz (09/14/2014) [-]
Any idea if this is actually some kind of setting or is it just entirely made up? It sounds intensely cool.
User avatar #24 to #19 - iamkagji (09/14/2014) [-]
It's a homebrew, all the good ones are. If I remember correctly, this particular one used some obscure system online that has since been abandoned. Drawing a blank on the name
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#20 to #15 - haytux (09/14/2014) [-]
Just read this whole thing and yeah, that was pretty freaking awesome.
User avatar #26 to #15 - suergonboi (09/14/2014) [-]
Literally beautiful. I'm sending this to my GM.
#23 to #15 - zerosonaku ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
That was a really great read, like holy 			****		!
That was a really great read, like holy **** !
User avatar #28 to #15 - warzon (09/16/2014) [-]
Ah the storys of gods, The knowledge, The desire, The war, The nature, The greater, The lesser, All changed in time, proving there is no true life without true death,
Sad that such a tale would end here, sad that such a tale would be quietly forgotten, For a short time.
User avatar #25 to #15 - tenfinnvo (09/14/2014) [-]
I've been reading this for an hour and it was totally worth it.
#22 - jaevel (09/14/2014) [-]
Mhm. Yet another story for my DnD folder!
#1 - tenfinnvo (09/13/2014) [-]
SPEKTAKULAR
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