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The Old Shopkeep

El Amonymous Fri Jan 30 19: 25: 53 2015 1‘ _
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Ebe an aspiring paladin
Eradicated m law and good with unrivaled conviction
your body' s too frail to withstand the rigors of martial combat
Ardent even last yehr first year as a page
masters at arms console yen by telling yen that there are other ways to serve
E'en open a shop and became a clerk
Ordeal fairly with all yehr patrons, and show charity to those in need, dealing en credit to the peer and collecting interest.
E'en temporarily employ various men, giving them your learned advice and a chance to build some coin to establish themselves and enter better trades
Em time, you become a fixture of the community, respected and admired by all
Eerie day, a barbarian semes into your shop, demanding wares
E'en quote him a fair price, not we capper more than reasonable, but he rudely demands a ludicrous discount
the arms and jewelry he bears, yen can tell he' s net impoverished, merely greedy
Efren refuse. and ask him to vacate yehr shep
Ehhe draws his axe, and threatens to kill yen!
Efren think about yehr life. the way you/ chasen to conduct yehr business
Efren think about what you believe
Eand though you wear the humble garments a clerk, in yehr chest beats the heart of a Paladin
Efren look him in the eye, and tell him yen will not submit to threats
Eland you die without fear.
Never faeget, // Never forget the nameless , who taught us that no man must submit m tyranny.
El Fri Jan 30 19: 25: 44 2015
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Submitted: 07/02/2015
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#1 - nytor (07/03/2015) [-]
Or you can just give him the damn discount then alert the guards once he leaves, continue to live, and continue to benefit your community and make the world a better place. I mean **** , courage has its place, but there's a point where you're not being courageous, you're just being an idiot. Straight-up committing suicide like that isn't valor, it's foolish pride.
User avatar #3 to #1 - unatco (08/12/2015) [-]
being a paladin is mostly about foolish pride
#2 - saradomin (07/03/2015) [-]
>tfw barbarian demands you sell him your wares and you ask him to leave
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