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User avatar #1 - peliaosfiendline (12/31/2015) [-]
nah, Cthulu in power armor can be defeated by an emp and a boat.
#28 to #1 - shadowkingdr (01/01/2016) [-]
all we need is the battle barge Litany of Litany's Litany
#20 to #1 - asasqw ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Alien being who's every existence breaks our brains? **** you kamikaze a boat into its head.
#6 to #1 - padamalex (12/31/2015) [-]
not sure if you're referencing old man Henderson, sounds like it
User avatar #10 to #6 - peliaosfiendline (01/01/2016) [-]
I actually wasn't (though it does fit), I was referencing how, in his own Mythos, Cthulu was basically defeated by ramming a boat into him in a method similar to how Ursala was killed in Disney's Little Mermaid, and how in Fallout, anyone wearing power armor is vulnerable to EMPs.
#12 to #10 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
He got better.
#15 to #12 - peliaosfiendline (01/01/2016) [-]
you just made me think of this guy
User avatar #31 to #10 - hurpfry (01/02/2016) [-]
What? I thought that in the mythos they rammed the boat into him and it didn't do anything?
Mind you, I haven't read it for a very long time, but I thought that it was talking about how it was done it futility, to show how little they really were. Or maybe that's what I just thought would be better.
User avatar #32 to #31 - peliaosfiendline (01/02/2016) [-]
From what I remember they ram it into him and it grievously wounds him, enough to cause him to have to go back to slumbering at the bottom of the ocean for a couple millenia.
Though, without it directly in front of me I could very well be wrong, and so could you. Maybe we both are, or maybe neither are. Maybe we both were exposed to different interpretation/versions of the same story.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hurpfry (01/02/2016) [-]
Maybe he never even wrote the book
#34 to #33 - peliaosfiendline (01/02/2016) [-]
woah man, getting just a bit too meta there.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cackledemon (01/01/2016) [-]
bless that old man, bless his player
#3 - kouzan (12/31/2015) [-]
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**kouzan used "*roll picture*"**
**kouzan rolled image** Cthulu is not the true eldrich power.
#24 to #3 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
xD lol
User avatar #8 to #3 - nickelakon (01/01/2016) [-]
Yea hes just a priest or something like that
User avatar #9 to #8 - cdm (01/01/2016) [-]
He's a great old one, beings on the scale of "we could beat them with a couple modern tanks, if the drivers didn't go insane just looking at them."
#14 to #9 - blobness (01/01/2016) [-]
Not quite. Great Old Ones are still world-killingly powerful, they just have a spin-up phase where they have to play by our physical rules for a bit before they get to start slinging all the killer space magic around. Hence the boat thing in Call of Cthulhu.

Plus the whole "go insane by looking upon them and also they literally cannot die" parts, yeah.
#13 to #3 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Praise Azathoth.
#17 to #13 - IamPinhead (01/01/2016) [-]
I think you mean Yog-Sothoth
User avatar #22 to #17 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Ah yes, good old flying spaghetti monster~
#21 - asasqw ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
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You want to play that way DM fine. Peasant Railgun
1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun
#19 - senorfrog (01/01/2016) [-]
Year of cthulu would be cool.
User avatar #2 - sptnfouroneseven (12/31/2015) [-]
A friend of mine actually killed Cthulhu in a mock fight last night because Vorpal sword is broken to **** .
User avatar #4 to #2 - zionsype ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
what that
User avatar #5 to #4 - sptnfouroneseven (12/31/2015) [-]
Everytime you nat 20 it insta-kills your target with a decapitation. Obviously only works on targets -with- a head. It's a +5 enchantment though.
User avatar #18 to #5 - schneidend ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I believe you get a Fortitude save, though.
User avatar #27 to #18 - sptnfouroneseven (01/01/2016) [-]
Not in Pathfinder, at least.
User avatar #29 to #27 - schneidend ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh, **** , you're right. Though, Cthulhu would certainly be an aberration, and many aberrations are immune.

Either way, as a DM, I'd probably require a Fort save or something.
User avatar #30 to #29 - sptnfouroneseven (01/02/2016) [-]
You right, you right.

I was just listening in while doing other things, didn't even realize until you said it. Cthulhu is infact an abberation
User avatar #11 to #5 - peliaosfiendline (01/01/2016) [-]
there's also a splat race in 3.5 who have heads but don't have necks (their head floats above their bodies via magic) and are thus immune to vorpal weapons.
#26 - cigma (01/01/2016) [-]
I roll punch.

**cigma used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**cigma rolls 18**
#25 - lastgentleman (01/01/2016) [-]
MFW katanas cut through platemail in videogames
User avatar #16 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
Welcome to Exalted.
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