The Amazing Dildoni

can' t make it
ofthe players volunteers to make a one off, real simple dungeon crawl.
mall right, why not?
up some level 4 characters, hear the spiel about the threat to the land from "The Dark God' s anus"
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neverland journey to the dungeon.
eh few forgettable random encounters
entrance is basically a description of a thing doing goatse in the side of the
mountain.
some trepidation we go in.
a few traps, get some loot, (a book which he wanted us to read, but no way were we going to
do that.
oh few rooms in, we get challenged by the first sapient hazard we' seen.
eh short, potbellied guy with a gigantic erection, introducing himself as "the amazing dildont" demands
that we submit to him.
pull out our weapons and cast a few defensive spells
DDM sets up the combat model.
two combat models, using a giant snake to represent the trouser snake.
fight a bit.
the guy, not even that hard.
his penis lives on and will smite you for your presumption.
away the humanoid figurine and continues moving around the "snake", which begins to shoot
lightning at us.
breaks down at this point in accusations of "Seriously, what the **** man?"