That DM and the Chaotic Good Succubus
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E“ I I had a GM for over a had a huge thing for lesbian catgirls Honestly, three of the We players had that mush, l was basically rust me and the actual lemoron (who was
playong a STRAIGHT catgirl) tying to advance the plot Once you have seen a neckbeard make and go "Nyani" you cannot unsee it
My character, by the way, was a gay male ‘Mum m an otherwise 100% martial party so, basically pro related
I Anonymous 11/ 14/ 14( Fri) 20 5711 No 36174067
Based lesbian player Any specifc awkward adventures to share?
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One session started wuth the party mally arriving at the next town after a week of hard travel and immedeately heading to the my Inn for room and board mule two of the players (a
Tittling Paladin and a Cartouk Rogue, both women of course) mundanely rented a room and headed up for loud, kinky sex my Wizard and the Monk (based lesbian friends character) got a meal
and sat down uh the mam room to rest and plan out our next move
That, naturally, rs when the Succubus walked into the room on, she was glamoured to look luke a normal human and was basically rust the ms resedent Bard, but my Wizard was a Diviner and,
due to a long and completed sales events, occaisionally had bouts of True Seeing at random intervals As my ‘Mum explained the situation to the Monk, hermrat song ended and
she immedeately approached our table and a threesome
I should mention that the GM at this paint us fukung a 'seductive' look at my lesbian mend across the table, who rs at ths paint squirming incredibly uncomfortably m her seat Not knowing what to
do, I rump uh and have my character remark that the Succubus um hrs type, and tells her to leave before he 'outs' her In front of everyone
The Succubus kept making advances, at whuch point the nenene ran downstairs wuth a dude and a mashed herself, somehow immedeately recognized the Succubus as a demon,
and unrated her upstairs (walch she did) I decided to go get a drink and some fresh airworthy next minutes, whuch apparently was a WISE? choice, as when I got back based lesbian mend
was really red m the face and stayed silent most of the rest ofthe session
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so, the Catguy, Tittling, and Succubus were havong a threesome In the room upstairs and that us not a sentence I ever expected write Anyway, the min player
armed late forms game, as usual He always armed two hours late to the session I sweared god, once I told him the game started two hours when it dd and he
showed up FOUR hours late Regardless, aside from ALSO havong a lemoron catfort mush his characterise a Mme, and thus my Wand hatched a pretty decent plan with
him and the Monk
We waned until things got quieter upstairs (walch took about two ingame hours), then headed up unto their room After enduring about two minutes descriptors of marvellous states address and
the many, many toys around the room (or still uh use) I Demensional Anchored the Succubus and then hit her with Targeting Ray (giving all my allies a HUGE bonus to hit her) You see, my
character was a combat Diviner; thanks to spontaneous I could prepare all sorts of nasty spells and stun have all the abilty magic I wanted The Monk then proceeded to German suplex
the Succubus unto the floorboards and the Ninja hut her with a sudden Strike paint the Paladin punched my ‘Mum m the face
Apparently the Succubus was wait for it Chaotic Good In the greatest abuse of Talking ISA Free Action that I have ever seen, the Succubus explained how she' d broken free of the Abyss and
was tryong to [Insert Redemption Plot Here] I was rolling my eyes In real lute but how my character was Lawful Good I couldn' t exactly Ignore this so, the Monk let he demon go,
apologizing for rumping to conclusions point she offered to gave us all her Profane Gift
For those not aware, the Profane Gift rs basically a bonus to an Attribute of the target' s melee a Succubus can gave out once a day As the resedent (morally) I pass the
Knowledge (The Planes) check to figure this out, and promptly tell the Succubus to **** on You see, there are three problems with the Profane Gift Frst, as PROFANE, meinung that ms beyond
evil, as the kand of thing that makes you light up luke a chistmas tree to Detect Evil second, l lets the Succubus community telepathically with you over any distance and the ability to cast the
Suggestion spell we 21 Will Save, ) on you at any time Third, rt they revoke it you take me Chansaw drain
I of course explain all of this to the party , but the Paladin insists that the Succubus us Good and would never abuse the army, and just because the source rs Profane doesn' t make it
inherently Evil We argue briefly, at the end of whuch the Paladin just walks over to the Succubus, makes out with her for Ilke thirty seconds, and suddenly has charisma Despite the ability
being only once per day, the Rogue and Ninja make out wuth her as well and get the Gift too, as does the Monk (though she insists on not Roung the actual kiss and rust sayang she got it)
At this point the Succubus turns to my Wizard and asks him If he wants l too She starts swaying side to sue like honestly, I' d rather not amagine it because at this paint the GM was mrmyne her
movements, and an overweight neckbeard trying to act luke his Hps Dom Lie rs a sight that I would not crsh on my mortal enemy My Wizard responds that hes not interested In women, and even
less so In demons
I really should have kept my mouth shut because, to paraphrase my GM, "The Succubus rust smiles, undulating her hips as she casts Alter self and a demonic cock sprouts from her pelvis ''
Looks like this rs goung to take three parts)
My first response was to blink and then stare at him m disbelief My second was to look down at my character sheet My third was to say "l end my Dimensional Anchor spell and step forward"
The GM rs groung me this *********** gm, like he' s beaten me at something, and the Paladin and Rogue players start chatting and smiling at each other The Mos player (who rs a bro despite his
fetishes) us fukung me a puzzled look, and based lesbian Monk player looks wanted The Succubus, and I **** you not, starts stroking ls new cock openly and smiling at my Wyzard He keeps a
straight race, reaches out towards t and looking at the GM all the while, I say "l cast Dismissal"
The GM was many things, but a cheater he was not He rolls In front of us and gets a natural 2, rolls a 47 on was for accuracy, and the group watches the Succubus get ripped
through demensions into the Abyss, screaming and cursing at my Wizard could Kill, the glare the Paladin' s playerbase me would have turned me unto a we of ash Her character grabs
mrna and starts shouting at hum about redemption and second chances but I can tell that even / rust wanted a good lay one from a handy item and my
Wand shrugs, brushes on hrs robes with , and walks out of the room while telling the rest of the party to get their Gifts dispelled before they get
The Succubus ended up coming back as a recurring madly we (who engaged In loud urges with the rest of the party, of course) but the GM knew better from then on not to stick a Ma cock m
my character' s face Other forms of cock not so much, but that' s another time
E“ I I had a GM for over a had a huge thing for lesbian catgirls Honestly, three of the We players had that mush, l was basically rust me and the actual lemoron (who was
playong a STRAIGHT catgirl) tying to advance the plot Once you have seen a neckbeard make and go "Nyani" you cannot unsee it
My character, by the way, was a gay male ‘Mum m an otherwise 100% martial party so, basically pro related
I Anonymous 11/ 14/ 14( Fri) 20 5711 No 36174067
Based lesbian player Any specifc awkward adventures to share?
I Anonymous 11/ 14/ 14( Fri) 21 16 013 No 36174423
One session started wuth the party mally arriving at the next town after a week of hard travel and immedeately heading to the my Inn for room and board mule two of the players (a
Tittling Paladin and a Cartouk Rogue, both women of course) mundanely rented a room and headed up for loud, kinky sex my Wizard and the Monk (based lesbian friends character) got a meal
and sat down uh the mam room to rest and plan out our next move
That, naturally, rs when the Succubus walked into the room on, she was glamoured to look luke a normal human and was basically rust the ms resedent Bard, but my Wizard was a Diviner and,
due to a long and completed sales events, occaisionally had bouts of True Seeing at random intervals As my ‘Mum explained the situation to the Monk, hermrat song ended and
she immedeately approached our table and a threesome
I should mention that the GM at this paint us fukung a 'seductive' look at my lesbian mend across the table, who rs at ths paint squirming incredibly uncomfortably m her seat Not knowing what to
do, I rump uh and have my character remark that the Succubus um hrs type, and tells her to leave before he 'outs' her In front of everyone
The Succubus kept making advances, at whuch point the nenene ran downstairs wuth a dude and a mashed herself, somehow immedeately recognized the Succubus as a demon,
and unrated her upstairs (walch she did) I decided to go get a drink and some fresh airworthy next minutes, whuch apparently was a WISE? choice, as when I got back based lesbian mend
was really red m the face and stayed silent most of the rest ofthe session
I Anonymous 11/ 14/ 14( Fri) 21 39 05 No 36174852 ' -
File _ us by arsenal 29 (27 KB, 500x329)
so, the Catguy, Tittling, and Succubus were havong a threesome In the room upstairs and that us not a sentence I ever expected write Anyway, the min player
armed late forms game, as usual He always armed two hours late to the session I sweared god, once I told him the game started two hours when it dd and he
showed up FOUR hours late Regardless, aside from ALSO havong a lemoron catfort mush his characterise a Mme, and thus my Wand hatched a pretty decent plan with
him and the Monk
We waned until things got quieter upstairs (walch took about two ingame hours), then headed up unto their room After enduring about two minutes descriptors of marvellous states address and
the many, many toys around the room (or still uh use) I Demensional Anchored the Succubus and then hit her with Targeting Ray (giving all my allies a HUGE bonus to hit her) You see, my
character was a combat Diviner; thanks to spontaneous I could prepare all sorts of nasty spells and stun have all the abilty magic I wanted The Monk then proceeded to German suplex
the Succubus unto the floorboards and the Ninja hut her with a sudden Strike paint the Paladin punched my ‘Mum m the face
Apparently the Succubus was wait for it Chaotic Good In the greatest abuse of Talking ISA Free Action that I have ever seen, the Succubus explained how she' d broken free of the Abyss and
was tryong to [Insert Redemption Plot Here] I was rolling my eyes In real lute but how my character was Lawful Good I couldn' t exactly Ignore this so, the Monk let he demon go,
apologizing for rumping to conclusions point she offered to gave us all her Profane Gift
For those not aware, the Profane Gift rs basically a bonus to an Attribute of the target' s melee a Succubus can gave out once a day As the resedent (morally) I pass the
Knowledge (The Planes) check to figure this out, and promptly tell the Succubus to **** on You see, there are three problems with the Profane Gift Frst, as PROFANE, meinung that ms beyond
evil, as the kand of thing that makes you light up luke a chistmas tree to Detect Evil second, l lets the Succubus community telepathically with you over any distance and the ability to cast the
Suggestion spell we 21 Will Save, ) on you at any time Third, rt they revoke it you take me Chansaw drain
I of course explain all of this to the party , but the Paladin insists that the Succubus us Good and would never abuse the army, and just because the source rs Profane doesn' t make it
inherently Evil We argue briefly, at the end of whuch the Paladin just walks over to the Succubus, makes out with her for Ilke thirty seconds, and suddenly has charisma Despite the ability
being only once per day, the Rogue and Ninja make out wuth her as well and get the Gift too, as does the Monk (though she insists on not Roung the actual kiss and rust sayang she got it)
At this point the Succubus turns to my Wizard and asks him If he wants l too She starts swaying side to sue like honestly, I' d rather not amagine it because at this paint the GM was mrmyne her
movements, and an overweight neckbeard trying to act luke his Hps Dom Lie rs a sight that I would not crsh on my mortal enemy My Wizard responds that hes not interested In women, and even
less so In demons
I really should have kept my mouth shut because, to paraphrase my GM, "The Succubus rust smiles, undulating her hips as she casts Alter self and a demonic cock sprouts from her pelvis ''
Looks like this rs goung to take three parts)
My first response was to blink and then stare at him m disbelief My second was to look down at my character sheet My third was to say "l end my Dimensional Anchor spell and step forward"
The GM rs groung me this *********** gm, like he' s beaten me at something, and the Paladin and Rogue players start chatting and smiling at each other The Mos player (who rs a bro despite his
fetishes) us fukung me a puzzled look, and based lesbian Monk player looks wanted The Succubus, and I **** you not, starts stroking ls new cock openly and smiling at my Wyzard He keeps a
straight race, reaches out towards t and looking at the GM all the while, I say "l cast Dismissal"
The GM was many things, but a cheater he was not He rolls In front of us and gets a natural 2, rolls a 47 on was for accuracy, and the group watches the Succubus get ripped
through demensions into the Abyss, screaming and cursing at my Wizard could Kill, the glare the Paladin' s playerbase me would have turned me unto a we of ash Her character grabs
mrna and starts shouting at hum about redemption and second chances but I can tell that even / rust wanted a good lay one from a handy item and my
Wand shrugs, brushes on hrs robes with , and walks out of the room while telling the rest of the party to get their Gifts dispelled before they get
The Succubus ended up coming back as a recurring madly we (who engaged In loud urges with the rest of the party, of course) but the GM knew better from then on not to stick a Ma cock m
my character' s face Other forms of cock not so much, but that' s another time
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