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That DM and the Chaotic Good Succubus. A succubus is good for two things: 1) Slaying 2) Weeding out the weak. File 1415320220113 pg (329 KB, 1693x569) E“ I I ha

A succubus is good for two things:
1) Slaying
2) Weeding out the weak

File 1415320220113 pg (329 KB, 1693x569)
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playong a STRAIGHT catgirl) tying to advance the plot Once you have seen a neckbeard make and go "Nyani" you cannot unsee it
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One session started wuth the party mally arriving at the next town after a week of hard travel and immedeately heading to the my Inn for room and board mule two of the players (a
Tittling Paladin and a Cartouk Rogue, both women of course) mundanely rented a room and headed up for loud, kinky sex my Wizard and the Monk (based lesbian friends character) got a meal
and sat down uh the mam room to rest and plan out our next move
That, naturally, rs when the Succubus walked into the room on, she was glamoured to look luke a normal human and was basically rust the ms resedent Bard, but my Wizard was a Diviner and,
due to a long and completed sales events, occaisionally had bouts of True Seeing at random intervals As my ‘Mum explained the situation to the Monk, hermrat song ended and
she immedeately approached our table and a threesome
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do, I rump uh and have my character remark that the Succubus um hrs type, and tells her to leave before he 'outs' her In front of everyone
The Succubus kept making advances, at whuch point the nenene ran downstairs wuth a dude and a mashed herself, somehow immedeately recognized the Succubus as a demon,
and unrated her upstairs (walch she did) I decided to go get a drink and some fresh airworthy next minutes, whuch apparently was a WISE? choice, as when I got back based lesbian mend
was really red m the face and stayed silent most of the rest ofthe session
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so, the Catguy, Tittling, and Succubus were havong a threesome In the room upstairs and that us not a sentence I ever expected write Anyway, the min player
armed late forms game, as usual He always armed two hours late to the session I sweared god, once I told him the game started two hours when it dd and he
showed up FOUR hours late Regardless, aside from ALSO havong a lemoron catfort mush his characterise a Mme, and thus my Wand hatched a pretty decent plan with
him and the Monk
We waned until things got quieter upstairs (walch took about two ingame hours), then headed up unto their room After enduring about two minutes descriptors of marvellous states address and
the many, many toys around the room (or still uh use) I Demensional Anchored the Succubus and then hit her with Targeting Ray (giving all my allies a HUGE bonus to hit her) You see, my
character was a combat Diviner; thanks to spontaneous I could prepare all sorts of nasty spells and stun have all the abilty magic I wanted The Monk then proceeded to German suplex
the Succubus unto the floorboards and the Ninja hut her with a sudden Strike paint the Paladin punched my ‘Mum m the face
Apparently the Succubus was wait for it Chaotic Good In the greatest abuse of Talking ISA Free Action that I have ever seen, the Succubus explained how she' d broken free of the Abyss and
was tryong to [Insert Redemption Plot Here] I was rolling my eyes In real lute but how my character was Lawful Good I couldn' t exactly Ignore this so, the Monk let he demon go,
apologizing for rumping to conclusions point she offered to gave us all her Profane Gift
For those not aware, the Profane Gift rs basically a bonus to an Attribute of the target' s melee a Succubus can gave out once a day As the resedent (morally) I pass the
Knowledge (The Planes) check to figure this out, and promptly tell the Succubus to **** on You see, there are three problems with the Profane Gift Frst, as PROFANE, meinung that ms beyond
evil, as the kand of thing that makes you light up luke a chistmas tree to Detect Evil second, l lets the Succubus community telepathically with you over any distance and the ability to cast the
Suggestion spell we 21 Will Save, ) on you at any time Third, rt they revoke it you take me Chansaw drain
I of course explain all of this to the party , but the Paladin insists that the Succubus us Good and would never abuse the army, and just because the source rs Profane doesn' t make it
inherently Evil We argue briefly, at the end of whuch the Paladin just walks over to the Succubus, makes out with her for Ilke thirty seconds, and suddenly has charisma Despite the ability
being only once per day, the Rogue and Ninja make out wuth her as well and get the Gift too, as does the Monk (though she insists on not Roung the actual kiss and rust sayang she got it)
At this point the Succubus turns to my Wizard and asks him If he wants l too She starts swaying side to sue like honestly, I' d rather not amagine it because at this paint the GM was mrmyne her
movements, and an overweight neckbeard trying to act luke his Hps Dom Lie rs a sight that I would not crsh on my mortal enemy My Wizard responds that hes not interested In women, and even
less so In demons
I really should have kept my mouth shut because, to paraphrase my GM, "The Succubus rust smiles, undulating her hips as she casts Alter self and a demonic cock sprouts from her pelvis ''
Looks like this rs goung to take three parts)
My first response was to blink and then stare at him m disbelief My second was to look down at my character sheet My third was to say "l end my Dimensional Anchor spell and step forward"
The GM rs groung me this *********** gm, like he' s beaten me at something, and the Paladin and Rogue players start chatting and smiling at each other The Mos player (who rs a bro despite his
fetishes) us fukung me a puzzled look, and based lesbian Monk player looks wanted The Succubus, and I **** you not, starts stroking ls new cock openly and smiling at my Wyzard He keeps a
straight race, reaches out towards t and looking at the GM all the while, I say "l cast Dismissal"
The GM was many things, but a cheater he was not He rolls In front of us and gets a natural 2, rolls a 47 on was for accuracy, and the group watches the Succubus get ripped
through demensions into the Abyss, screaming and cursing at my Wizard could Kill, the glare the Paladin' s playerbase me would have turned me unto a we of ash Her character grabs
mrna and starts shouting at hum about redemption and second chances but I can tell that even / rust wanted a good lay one from a handy item and my
Wand shrugs, brushes on hrs robes with , and walks out of the room while telling the rest of the party to get their Gifts dispelled before they get
The Succubus ended up coming back as a recurring madly we (who engaged In loud urges with the rest of the party, of course) but the GM knew better from then on not to stick a Ma cock m
my character' s face Other forms of cock not so much, but that' s another time
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#2 - angrybacteria (12/23/2015) [-]
There is only one option with Succubi: Cleave and Smite.

I put up with a lot of things in D&D that are non-cannon: homebrew items, custom races, some Drow being good, some Orcs being trustworthy, some undead not being evil, convoluted plots, instant death spells / items, and other crap. But anyone who tries to make Demons and Devils anything other than evil is breaking the lore too much.

Goblins might be evil because they are raised in a nasty brutal culture, but this means that a few might be good.
Vampires are animated by negative energy and burn in sunlight, but they might overcome their circumstances.
Evil outsiders are personified concepts. Demons are the essence of lawless wanton destruction formed into physical beasts. Devils are the very core of what it is to be a vile dictator turned into corporal monsters.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sptnfouroneseven (12/23/2015) [-]
There's pretty much a demon race already anyway. Teifling.
User avatar #6 to #3 - trostell (12/23/2015) [-]
Except it's a hybrid race with more than a few caveats about how the race is handled. They're outcasts from EVERY society, literally a case of too bad for heaven, too good for hell, but they mostly retain their humanity, though it's tainted by the demonic pact formed somewhere back along the bloodline, giving them different features and abilities. They can be whatever alignment they want, but pure-blooded demons (with some rare exceptions) and devils are the manifestations of evil. They will always be evil because they are evil before they come into existence. It's like trying to pass off Metal Gear Solid 3's Volgin as a good guy. It's not gonna happen, he's a dumbass maniac with the temperment of a toddler.
User avatar #8 to #3 - angrybacteria (12/23/2015) [-]
Either that or use the half-fiend template (if your edition supports it). Most of the fiendish abilities and looks can be attained by either race or with the Acolyte of the Skin prestige class in 3.5. The class is really pretty dang evil though, even if the rules say neutrals can take it.
User avatar #37 to #2 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/24/2015) [-]
Depends on the setting honestly, in DnD there are several different settings and a lot of people just homebrew one so you can't say something isn't canon in that case
User avatar #45 to #2 - corycool ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Speaking of goblins. I was running 5e starter kit for my group. if you don't know one of the first things that happens is they get attack by goblins and one gets captured. The wizard who could speak goblin decides to strap the goblin to his quarterstaff. So now he has a goblin on a stick that he used several times as one of those grabby things.
#7 to #2 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
True, but in lore, there are fallen angels. These are personified goods. If an angel can fall, then by the same logic, and demon can rise. Hell Planescape Torment had a decent Lawful Neutral Succubus, and pulled it off in a non **** way.
User avatar #40 to #7 - samyek (12/24/2015) [-]
A good example of this concept is Arueshalae from the Pathfinder Adventure Path, Wraith of the Righteous. She is a Succubus that saw the error of being a demon and thus turned to the side of the angels.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - angrybacteria (12/23/2015) [-]
Really? I've never played Planescape: Torment but I've heard it's good. I'll have to check that out.
#11 to #9 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
You could either torrent it or get it on Good Old Games. If you want I can give a few details about her, since it isn't to far into the game.
#19 to #2 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
>some Drow being good
>not canon

bitch, if you know about DnD you know about Drizzt Do'Urden. Hell, he's even plastered all over parts of the Player's Handbook for 5e as an example of a "drow that rejected his evil heritage". When the Player's Handbook straight up tells you in no uncertain terms that some Drow can be good, you can't really say it isn't canon.
User avatar #29 to #19 - angrybacteria (12/24/2015) [-]
I've read the first eight books of the series, I am well aware of the greatest marty-stu, special snowflake, intolerable, idiot that is Drizzt Do'Urden. Are you referring to the 5e handbook? I haven't gotten the chance to read it all yet. My group is stuck back in 3.5.
#33 to #29 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
why you gotta be so down on drizzt i love that book series.....
User avatar #42 to #33 - angrybacteria (12/24/2015) [-]
I've spent too much time on /tg and it's starting to rub off on me. It's just that he doesn't stop (or at least hasn't yet) going on an on in his intro sections about how he's exiled and misunderstood and what is life? I know those sections are there to help new readers pick up on what's going on but they get tedious and you'd think that after several hundred years he'd stop.

That being said, I still like the books overall.
User avatar #44 to #42 - peliaosfiendline (12/28/2015) [-]
the section intros are a form of meditation that a monk he travels with in the more recent books is surprised to learn he does because his own order encourages it as well, and as the books progress they become less about "i'm an exile" and more about "I have found others who refuse to judge me based on other drow, only on my own merits" and then "I would gladly die for these people as long as I don't have to throw away the morality in my own heart."
User avatar #5 to #2 - alucardexplain (12/23/2015) [-]
Found the Paladin.
I agree with you, but I couldn't help it.
User avatar #4 - alucardexplain (12/23/2015) [-]
How can you play with a group like that? Sure, things this are funny on occasion, but I think I would stab my friends if they ever tried **** like this.
#17 - thesilverzebra (12/23/2015) [-]
I would burn ny character sheet day one. DnD has the potential to bring friends closer together and create stories the players will remember for years to come. Experiencing worlds and adventures never seen before. But THIS... this is a disgrace.
#21 - walcorn ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Why are there so many stories about faggots trying to incorporate their sex fantasies into ******* tabletop games.
I would flat out refuse to play this **** .
User avatar #23 to #21 - bendeman ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
there's even a term for it
1d4chan.org/wiki//d/M
#14 - reaperriley ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
DnD and other pen in paper RPGs in my opinion is about pulling off stupid **** or getting by with the skin of your teeth. DnD is not about filling in your fetishes and creepy ass desires, just play the ******* game. I get DMs are hard to find.

But reading stories like these makes me wonder why people put up with this **** . And its stuff like this that make good DMs so hard to find. I mean, **** sure, the point of being a DM is to make sure the party is having a good time, but when only 1/2 or 3/5 of the group are enjoying your BS you need to fix your **** to include them.

it also makes me relive all the cringy **** I did in middle and high school. Thanks for that OP.
#12 - oubliette (12/23/2015) [-]
the neckbeard cringe is all too real
currently dealing with this DM
#20 to #12 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
May I ask why you're currently dealing with that DM?
User avatar #15 to #12 - sinonyx (12/23/2015) [-]
i really like DnD and would love to play more than i currently do (which is none, but i am working on a campaign even though i have the writing skill of a 12 year old).. however, i would never subject myself to autistic weaboos just so i can play DnD..
#32 to #12 - emperorwatergate (12/24/2015) [-]
"Male Cat Girl."
User avatar #24 - zerocalibre (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm shamed to admit it, but this reminds me of the time I was playing a smooth-talking, male gray elf wizard with a seductive Spanish accent. The character was supposed to be a total showofy flirt and he had a gambling theme to his spells.

My friend at the time decided to play a hengeyokai and say in a partial fox form the entire time. Our DM did a terrible job of introducing the plot, and my character started hitting on the hot fox-girl. Shortly thereafter, the two engaged in a sexy, drug fueled escapade in the in.

And we continued the RP and we kept finding situations in which our characters would start going at it again and we had to go, "fade to black" like almost once an hour. It became a running gag about our characters always running around breeding like rabbits. XD

Normally I don't do the whole ERP twist, but in this case, our characters just happened to compliment each other very well. It ironically led to me dating him shortly after.
User avatar #39 to #24 - alucardexplain (12/24/2015) [-]
Well, were the other players and dm ok with this? Because having characters who have off screen sex fairly often isn't so bad.
User avatar #41 to #39 - zerocalibre (12/24/2015) [-]
Well, he and I are experienced RPers who care a lot about roleplay and actually making the characters act the way we envisioned them, even if it means getting them killed. We basically would RP it out to the point of anything happening and then ask the DM if we could fade to black.

I think it started to get a bit old for them, but that's just how the game goes in my opinion.

User avatar #43 to #41 - alucardexplain (12/24/2015) [-]
Thats not so bad. As another player, I would probably get tired of it eventually, but thats not the straight annoying ass awfulness of the post. Good rp is still good rp.
User avatar #25 to #24 - zerocalibre (12/24/2015) [-]
O, it's worth noting that his character was a bard who had been abused as a slave exotic dancer, which is one of the reasons she ended up falling back into the lifestyle with my character.
User avatar #1 - magicmatchsticks (12/23/2015) [-]
I love it, but prepare for a bunch of butthurt FJers mad about insulting futa.
User avatar #16 to #1 - eddio ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
I occasionally partake of the futa but this was pretty ****** .
#28 - probrem (12/24/2015) [-]
Might as well ask here since it's DnD related.
What's the deal with everybody playing 3.5? 5 is the latest, right? Is there even a 4? I've never seen it mentioned. Is 5 worse or are players just stubborn? (examples please)

(I'm really new to DnD, only played one sitting)
Also, how would you handle this situation: A team of adventurers fight three bugbears and bugbear chief is charmed by wizard. Spell description (5e) says caster is considered "friendly acquaintance". Could you turn the bugbear on it's allies? Would the charmed bugbear be friendly to other PCs if charmer said they were friends?
User avatar #31 to #28 - kikisu (12/24/2015) [-]
Well 4 is considered **** by a lot of players, and 5 is still kinda new, as far as I'm aware. My group usually plays 3.5 or 5, never 4.
User avatar #30 to #28 - iamkagji (12/24/2015) [-]
4e is ******* awful I honestly don't know where to begin, it's that bad and 5e is dumbed-down ******** oversimplified casting, alignment, feats, etc. but it's decent enough for people that don't know anything. 3.5 is, to date, the best edition of DnD, despite its obvious issues with casters being overpowered and having clearly broken things. A good DM mitigates that stuff and makes use of how excellent the system is otherwise.

The answer to your question, though, is no. The bugbear wouldn't fight you, but would not attack its allies either. however, the effect of the spell in that situation is largely up to the DM. I'm pretty sure that if someone killed a friend of yours, even if you were on generally friendly terms with that person, you would not be friendly with that person for very long
#36 to #28 - alexanderh (12/24/2015) [-]
5 is great if you're a new player, it's much easier to learn the 3.5.

From what I've seen, most players of 3.5 prefer it due to the increased customisation possible.
I prefer 5e because the rules are simpler to understand, it is easier to run, and it's much harder to make a useless character, while still leaving room for optimising. In the game I play in, I'm the only truly optimised player, but the others still contribute meaningfully in combat. If we played 3.5, it would be very easy for me to completely outshine the other characters.

3.5 isn't bad, and 5 isn't either. They're different systems for different people, but both are definitely good systems.
Haven't really heard much good about 4, though. The system deviated from the usual D&D, and was advertised in a really terrible way. This is the source of most of the hate.
#22 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Okay, no but really, why the conceivable hell would you subject yourself to this? Even if it was a routine playing group, if they make replace any traces of a plot with lesbian catgirl sex I'm out until they feel like actually playing the game again. That's just beyond cringe.
#35 to #22 - alexanderh (12/24/2015) [-]
As long as they don't insist on actually playing it (fade to black), I'd be fine with it. But the descriptions it sounds like they made, I'd be out in the first session.
User avatar #18 - thamuz ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
**** like this is why I stopped DnD and went to Battletech.

**** your Atlas when I have my army of midgets.
User avatar #38 to #18 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/24/2015) [-]
Just find a decent GM or use a different system, it's a lot more enjoyable that way
#26 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
I would ditch that group after one session. Every moment I was present I would feel pathetic simply through association with the DM and whoever was the paladin.
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