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NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME.

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Kings and Kaijus

Death by DiGornios.

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Balkan Drows.

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Arxchael the Spiderbro.

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This one JUST happened in the Pathfinder game I' m running.
Eighter gets frozen by Icy Prison. IO cold damage per round. 10 inches thick, 3 HP on the ice per inch for 30 HP
images moves up and Force Punches the damage, sending it the wizard who cast it
street it as a falling Medium object. NE q IEME feet for damage
alcy Prison and Wizard both take 17 damage. pushing it overhue 30 required to free the fighter
out ofthe shattered ice and punches the wizard in the jaw
Weirdest ******* dud tech 1 ever saw.

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#3 - iamchicken [OP](01/04/2016) [+] (2 replies)

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#5 - mechanicexplain (01/05/2016) [-]

A scarf made from extinction event time strands by the giant spider god of fate. Now THAT is some **** .

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#10 - jaevel ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

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#4 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]

It doesn't happen very often, that I actually lol at something I read online, but those Balkan Drows had me laugh so hard I got beer in my nose.

As an old RP'er I could vividly imagine some poor confused Balakn Drow coming to the surface, and not understanding wtf is going on.

I gotta email this to someone, thanks a boatload for sharing!

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#1 - Mr Unsmiley (01/04/2016) [-]

So glad someone's doing DnD story posts again. Keep up the great work, OP.

#2 to #1 - iamchicken [OP](01/04/2016) [-]

Ye.

#7 to #2 - YllekNayr ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

Also glad people are putting these posts in my channel

#13 to #2 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

Have this. Mildly useful.

#8 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]

is it just me or is the spider god dm kind of an asshole ?
what's wrong with asking for the name of a god, especially he's playing as a cleric ?
aside from that the execution was really neat if he didn't make it out like he was punishing the cleric player

#19 to #8 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

He may be an asshole, but he's a funny asshole

#11 to #8 - vondarkmoor (01/05/2016) [-]

yeah, although funny he was being kind of an asshole

#14 - gux ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

The Russian Drows fukken got me

#15 - phoenixprince ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

#20 - holycrapimacupcake (01/05/2016) [-]

So does anyone else have stories of totally ruining a DM's plan or is it just me?

DM had this whole plan for a big epic battle that would have forced the party to choose sides and split us up. I ended up using a potion of giant strength to amplify my already abnormal strength for a human, 18, and just grabbed a ******* massive log and swung my way through the opposing army like they were Styrofoam cutouts.

#22 to #20 - iamchicken [OP](01/05/2016) [-]

I don't know where I saved it but i do have a story of someone who had two magic items: A quiver with almost infinite storage and a bow which shot all the arrows from a quiver at once if commanded to do so.

Long story short the Ranger gathered every arrow he could and stored them away in his magic quiver and when the Kings City was under siege by a massive horde of orcs he simply activated the bow and shot over 300,000 arrows into the horde, most of those arrows having magic effects like explosive fire damage.

The horde did not survive.

#23 to #22 - dwarfboy (01/06/2016) [-]

STORM QUIVER

#12 - klina (01/05/2016) [-]

W'la'dymr

#21 - palokomedios (01/05/2016) [-]

In a campaign I DM'd, I was going to have the BBEG hire the party as mercenaries to go find the Macguffins and they slit his throat in his sleep and took all of his money.