but what really kicks over my kek meter is that bahamut is literally the god of good dragons, i can just imagine him looking down on his paladin goin "YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOT I LITERALLY GAVE YOU A CHICK YOU COULD **** "
That story of Golem 6b was truly beautiful, you should seriously consider writing a book, not many people have the ability to write something so touching.
And, "with my feet of clay"? I C WUT U DID THAR!!1!1 (and may he RIP).
you can try watching stuff on youtube if you've never seen anyone play, ashes of valkana and critical role are among those that have better quality, as for systems dnd 5e is pretty noob friendly, though I personally prefer pathfinder (it's pretty much free and there's even an awesome app called masterwork tools for reference)
> Pick a system
> Get the material
> Get some dice
> Make characters (Pre-made sheets make this easy)
>Have an imagination
If you want a link to some books for the Pathfinder rule set PM me