Tarrasque Breeding
Cl Anonymous l Eff ) No/ 38922444 . 2333322331 2233922433 2233922514 223392233? 2233922393 2233923173 2233923735
In a setting where aren' t "immortal only one", how would they reproduce? They seem to be reptilian in nature, so it would be assumed they would reproduce in a similar fashion. The problem is, is that they literally have no way to go about it. The big ass spiky
antimedic shield blocks everything, and the spikes likely make it impossible to get in a mounted position. They there' s the approach of frontal sex. The problem there, is that tarrasque aren' t upright walkers. They' re more like a kid drew spikes on a and gave it super
powers. They wouldn' t be able to get in and out of a position like that, and tarrasque are probably worse than turtles when they' re on their backs. They would literally be lifted into the air because their spikes, and they likely wouldn' t be able to reach the ground.
How do darras ewes **** ?
Cl Anonymous (Wiiu' ) 20: .
Anonymous ' 15( Tue) 20: .
Purple worm sized cocks
The first someone bets godzilla that he cant **** a sphere of disintegration.
Cl Anonymous ' 15( Tue) 20: 36: 69 . 2233322543
A long, prehensile penis-
Anonymous DEM l HT u e) 20: . :: 2233923395 2233323543 :, -33323365 2233933339
They don' t **** , they reproduce via mitosis. Every hundred years or so, each tarrasque grabs its elf firmly round the skull and slowly rips its elf in half lengthwise over the course of several days, "flooding the nou riding area in incalculable amounts of crimson gore that may form lakes if conditions are right. Over
the course of a few more days, each half regenerates into a new e, which may fight each other for territory.
Holy **** that is metal.
Anonymous ' 15( Tue) 2' 1: . 2233923314 2:; -: 2233924133
Next time players complain in a campaign about Tarrasque being easy made. Have one start the light by
Then see how they deal with it.
Anonymous ' ) . 223332395? 22233924343 2333924133
2" What is it SWEET PEACFUL GODS, WHAT THE **** "
the starts asking for swim checks
2" what river?"
2" The river of blood and cerebrospinal fluid from the tarrasque' s split open skull."
Cl Anonymous (( Tue) 21: hlo. 38923967 . 2233324343 2233924133
fort. checks.
23' s down to the intestines splitting. actually, two fort checks, one forthe smell the diseases, plus take acid damage, I forgot to do that when the stomach opened.
In a setting where aren' t "immortal only one", how would they reproduce? They seem to be reptilian in nature, so it would be assumed they would reproduce in a similar fashion. The problem is, is that they literally have no way to go about it. The big ass spiky
antimedic shield blocks everything, and the spikes likely make it impossible to get in a mounted position. They there' s the approach of frontal sex. The problem there, is that tarrasque aren' t upright walkers. They' re more like a kid drew spikes on a and gave it super
powers. They wouldn' t be able to get in and out of a position like that, and tarrasque are probably worse than turtles when they' re on their backs. They would literally be lifted into the air because their spikes, and they likely wouldn' t be able to reach the ground.
How do darras ewes **** ?
Cl Anonymous (Wiiu' ) 20: .
Anonymous ' 15( Tue) 20: .
Purple worm sized cocks
The first someone bets godzilla that he cant **** a sphere of disintegration.
Cl Anonymous ' 15( Tue) 20: 36: 69 . 2233322543
A long, prehensile penis-
Anonymous DEM l HT u e) 20: . :: 2233923395 2233323543 :, -33323365 2233933339
They don' t **** , they reproduce via mitosis. Every hundred years or so, each tarrasque grabs its elf firmly round the skull and slowly rips its elf in half lengthwise over the course of several days, "flooding the nou riding area in incalculable amounts of crimson gore that may form lakes if conditions are right. Over
the course of a few more days, each half regenerates into a new e, which may fight each other for territory.
Holy **** that is metal.
Anonymous ' 15( Tue) 2' 1: . 2233923314 2:; -: 2233924133
Next time players complain in a campaign about Tarrasque being easy made. Have one start the light by
Then see how they deal with it.
Anonymous ' ) . 223332395? 22233924343 2333924133
2" What is it SWEET PEACFUL GODS, WHAT THE **** "
the starts asking for swim checks
2" what river?"
2" The river of blood and cerebrospinal fluid from the tarrasque' s split open skull."
Cl Anonymous (( Tue) 21: hlo. 38923967 . 2233324343 2233924133
fort. checks.
23' s down to the intestines splitting. actually, two fort checks, one forthe smell the diseases, plus take acid damage, I forgot to do that when the stomach opened.
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