Story Time: Deer God

Prepare your asses for a generational greentext over the span of two D&D sagas.

>Be half-elf ranger from space (Yes, space)
>decided all normal gods are gay, must worship obscure, ****** gods
>start with Ian, god of Salmon
>realize Ian is also gay after meeting a fellow Ian-worshipper
>convert to Venison, god of deer and deer alone
>no other worshippers, just humble ol' me
>do my best to spread the faith of deers
>fail substantially
>fast forward 20 years
>in my forties, fighting my old rivals
>as the battle goes on, Venison speaks
>"Im gonna die lol, have my son"
>birth newborn child through my pp
>"his name shall be Adolph"
>raise him as my own
>turns about to be gay
>begin crusade 20 years later with homo gods
>ewgay.png
>I bear it for my companions sake
>reach end of crusade, find the fountain of youth and drank that ****
>lil jon would be proud
>retire as a youth once more
>70 years later, old as **** once more
>Venison is more than half the continent
>his name is more known than the king's
>mission accomplished
>pic related