Shitty Wizards
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Storytime:
a young wizard.
Append all resources garnered through adventuring to set up an atelier and magic shop.
like a maniac, create a lot of quality ofline improving gadgets for noble and peasant alike.
Enternal spouts bywater heating, cabinets , animated brooms, needles of mending, paired rings , wordless stoves.
a mischievous vein and like to have some laughs so I also craft some good humoured magical pranks and practicalities.
achievement: The salubrious Katrine seat sells like warm bread. Feces and urine that go through the seat' s hole magically vanish.
and brand become ubiquitous through the realm, upstart wizards tryto cash in on my success, thew never become as successful. Dr rich.
older slowly, as I magically smoothe aging process, plan on retiring comfortably and live out my days peacefully. But I am yet to have the biggest laugh.
ofthe over HEIDI] Katrine seats created, sold and installed is a one directional portal connected to a single pocket plane that contains all the filth produced over several decades.
moment of my death will triggering reversal ofthe portals, which will sheathe filth back into the prime material as the pocket plane debates and collapses.
will go down in a literal ********* , giggling like a schoolgirl.
File: animoto ( MB, 397x252)
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OH GOD WAT
File: (82 , 292x302)
p, definitely a wizard.
May your name live long in infamy
Storytime:
a young wizard.
Append all resources garnered through adventuring to set up an atelier and magic shop.
like a maniac, create a lot of quality ofline improving gadgets for noble and peasant alike.
Enternal spouts bywater heating, cabinets , animated brooms, needles of mending, paired rings , wordless stoves.
a mischievous vein and like to have some laughs so I also craft some good humoured magical pranks and practicalities.
achievement: The salubrious Katrine seat sells like warm bread. Feces and urine that go through the seat' s hole magically vanish.
and brand become ubiquitous through the realm, upstart wizards tryto cash in on my success, thew never become as successful. Dr rich.
older slowly, as I magically smoothe aging process, plan on retiring comfortably and live out my days peacefully. But I am yet to have the biggest laugh.
ofthe over HEIDI] Katrine seats created, sold and installed is a one directional portal connected to a single pocket plane that contains all the filth produced over several decades.
moment of my death will triggering reversal ofthe portals, which will sheathe filth back into the prime material as the pocket plane debates and collapses.
will go down in a literal ********* , giggling like a schoolgirl.
File: animoto ( MB, 397x252)
3332 95761 El
OH GOD WAT
File: (82 , 292x302)
p, definitely a wizard.
May your name live long in infamy
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