>Playing D&D with only two players who could make it
>Lallidrey - Halfling Paladin
>Sevo (a.k.a. Balls) - Elf Ranger
>Walking through dungeon
>Arrow comes out of nowhere
>Pierces the ground directly next to Lallidrey
>DM: "Balls, do a smell check."
>DM: "Someone has **** their pants."
>DM: "Do an Insight check."
>DM: "You believe it to be the Halfling."
>Remainder of the day, any time we were surprised, or got attacked, DM said the Halfling **** himself