Screw the adventure paths!!

So playing kingmaker, a pathfinder adventure path. first mistake of the party, allowing me to be party face, so obviously imperious sorcerer, first fight is bandits, everyone plans out when to strike, the cavaliers are hiding a bit away and the other guys sit inside the buildings waiting to ambush, so I obviously stand in the dead centre of the road. Oh **** my party must think, as they rush in to save me, Dm laughing at claiming his first victim. Until suddenly "nah I cast sleep" and down goes the entire encounter, we run into more bandits, all but one fall victim to my magical sleep. For the next few days our Dm attempts to throw everything at us. Have under dark gnomes! Sleep. Have kobolds! Lel sleep. Werewolf!!! It's late mate moons out time for bed. Rinse and repeat until we get bored in the woods after fairies show up and hit me with a bucket, and I end up in a fist fight with the Druid for burning the woods down via fire from my eyes. I am beaten to a pulp then long story short. We end up in a guard tower in the bandit fort. We find some retard child club goodies monster, who we burn alive because with the looks of him he would have sold us out to the Persians. After a few moments the gayest looking gimp bandit stumbles in,as per usual he fell asleep, then I have to fake gay sex with him to stop other bandits coming up to see, causing one or two to vomit at the prospect of us in a threesome with the mutant from 300. We realise we are stuck here, until I strip the ass bandit, and use my glorious disguise skill to copy his look exactly, then bound up the rest of the party, and had to gay our way through a bandit fortress where we killed the final boss but not before I got into a domestic dispute with the ass bandits fallen paladin lover. The picture is essentially our dms face when he tried to make this serious.