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#1 - dragonveech (01/07/2016) [-]
Brilliant content
#2 to #1 - rakogoki (01/07/2016) [-]
Brilliant comment
#6 to #2 - boarderlinegreat (01/07/2016) [-]
Brilliant people
#45 to #27 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
#19 to #6 - thegreentornado (01/07/2016) [-]
BRRRRRILIANT comment, my good Sir!
User avatar #36 to #19 - fancypyro (01/08/2016) [-]
This man's got the right idea!
#68 to #6 - demonbreadofnorth (01/08/2016) [-]
Brilliant penises on those women
User avatar #3 to #2 - banteringcat ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
What in Tyr's name is that?
User avatar #4 to #3 - rakogoki (01/07/2016) [-]
brilliant cut opal
User avatar #5 to #4 - banteringcat ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, I was thinking it was a 100 sided die... (Basically the reason a percentile die exists)
User avatar #37 to #2 - tigronn (01/08/2016) [-]
Brilliant response
#18 - evenbiggerfagget ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
kinda though this would happen if you rolled a 1
User avatar #34 to #18 - sptnfouroneseven (01/07/2016) [-]
Depends on your DM.

I've had players piss themselves and then start crying because of nat 1's out of intimidate and fortitudes
#38 to #34 - snopiahisspoi (01/08/2016) [-]
I had an old lady have a heart attack today. Someone drugged me and my party at the tavern and we started hallucinating. Next thing we know we are wounded horribly and require treatment. She let us in to heal us and I rolled perception. I was so ****** up I saw her as a Hag and her house as a mimic. A big ******* mimic. anyway, our paladin used intimidate and she had a heart attack. I then proceeded to walk over to her body and freeze her head to ensure she didnt get up. Then the drug wore off and it turned out we killed the mayor's wife.

tl;dr We got drugged and killed the mayors wife
User avatar #40 to #38 - sptnfouroneseven (01/08/2016) [-]
Sounds like a basic D&D campaign to me.
#35 to #9 - supercookieduster (01/08/2016) [-]
got fukken thrown
User avatar #10 - metacobalion (01/07/2016) [-]
**metacobalion used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**metacobalion rolls 12**
I attempt to understand D&D's dice system
User avatar #23 to #10 - schneidend (01/07/2016) [-]
Low bad. High good.
1 very bad. 20 very good.
#11 to #10 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
DC was 13 sorry pal
#12 to #11 - metacobalion (01/07/2016) [-]
I have no idea what you just said, but I'm going to say yes.
User avatar #14 to #12 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
DC in dice rpg's stands for Difficulty Class.

You rolled a 12 on a 1-20 random number generator which was not above or equal to the DC 13. because of this, you failed your roll.
#21 to #11 - obxgamer (01/07/2016) [-]
I got him bro **obxgamer used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**obxgamer rolls 07**

got that +3 knowledge
User avatar #31 to #21 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
naw you fail too bub. sorry.

**syfygeek used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**syfygeek rolls 20** What's your AC?
User avatar #32 to #31 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
oh well, looks like it dont matter

**syfygeek used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**syfygeek rolls 06**
User avatar #33 to #32 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
still you take **syfygeek used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**syfygeek rolls 17** Damage
#39 to #33 - obxgamer (01/08/2016) [-]
implying you roll a d20 for damage
**obxgamer used "*roll 2, 1-6*"**
**obxgamer rolls 5**
**obxgamer rolls 1**

Come at me bro
User avatar #41 to #39 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
yes i rolled a d20 for damage, it was a powerful spell, you've no idea what sort of power i am capable of.

take **syfygeek used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**syfygeek rolls 062** damage, due to a lightning strike
#42 to #41 - obxgamer (01/08/2016) [-]
Make a will save bro, sanctuary has got my back.

We going full on pathfinder in this bitch.
User avatar #43 to #42 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
good luck man

**syfygeek used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**syfygeek rolls 20** +Modifiers
User avatar #44 to #43 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
SHIEET aight you good man, you take no damage but are stunned for a round
#52 to #44 - obxgamer (01/08/2016) [-]
Alright, we'll wall it a draw
#47 to #44 - obxgamer (01/08/2016) [-]
sheeeit
User avatar #60 to #54 - filipasalucard (01/08/2016) [-]
o dear god
#17 - imjared (01/07/2016) [-]
**** yes
more of these pls
User avatar #7 - homestuckxplain (01/07/2016) [-]
**homestuckxplain used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**homestuckxplain rolls 12**
I attempt to write a comment that will earn me green thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #7 - oneupforme (01/07/2016) [-]
Sorry, the DC was 13. Shamelessly copied from another comment.
#57 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**anonymous rolls 20** ANONS CANNOT BE KILLED!
#62 to #57 - classlessfaggot (01/08/2016) [-]
**classlessfaggot used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**classlessfaggot rolls 01**
Rolling to hit with a dagger, +4 to hit with weapon finesse.
#64 to #62 - classlessfaggot (01/08/2016) [-]
**classlessfaggot used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**classlessfaggot rolls 04** let's see if I critfail.
#65 to #64 - classlessfaggot (01/08/2016) [-]
**classlessfaggot used "*roll 1, 1-4*"**
**classlessfaggot rolls 4**
Damage to self, twelve hp as a rogue
User avatar #29 - drtrousersnake (01/07/2016) [-]
**drtrousersnake used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**drtrousersnake rolls 11** I roll bluff to make a witty comment It isnt a class skill and I have no points in it, 7 cha don't fail me now
-2
User avatar #30 to #29 - drtrousersnake (01/07/2016) [-]
so i rolled 9 vs the dc 13 so that isn't 5 below so I shouldn't get showered in reds right?
User avatar #67 to #29 - meganinja (01/08/2016) [-]
**meganinja used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**meganinja rolls 10** +14 Can get level 1. I roll bluff

Yea that was a funny comment man.
#8 - valverde (01/07/2016) [-]
Funny meme bruh. I rate this meme 9/10. Keep improving bruh
#16 to #8 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
hey levvy

gonna hit -400 on a new game huh?
#22 to #8 - guanyu (01/07/2016) [-]
How is this not boring to you?
User avatar #28 to #22 - kaboomz (01/07/2016) [-]
hes autistic
#53 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
"A large ball of dark matter is coming at you, how do you proceed?"

rip in peace
#48 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #15 - palokomedios (01/07/2016) [-]
I attempt to get green thumbs.**palokomedios used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**palokomedios rolls 14**
#69 - PenguinHearts (01/08/2016) [-]
**PenguinHearts used "*roll picture*"**
**PenguinHearts rolled image**
User avatar #66 - superbrowntoastxxx ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
**superbrowntoastxxx used "*roll 1, 1-1000*"**
**superbrowntoastxxx rolls 0,573**
#61 - filipasalucard (01/08/2016) [-]
**filipasalucard used "*roll picture*"**
**filipasalucard rolled image**
User avatar #58 - caninecrossover (01/08/2016) [-]
**caninecrossover used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**caninecrossover rolls 19**
User avatar #59 to #58 - caninecrossover (01/08/2016) [-]
Goody, goody.
User avatar #56 - norkasthethird (01/08/2016) [-]
>grappling
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