Potatoes Intensify
so.. I am playing in a campaign where currency has a drastically changed yams
HIE! copper to a silver
HIE! silver to a gold
1 gold is worth about 4 tons of potatoes (according to gm)
en' s get access to deck of many things. I draw two cards. both Gem. met two gems worth a kings ransom each
to sell the gems. roll net 20 on my Diplomacy for haggling price
send up with gold coins
we math. can We for 100' s of years
send up buying acres of land
softer farmers 1 sill/ er a month. half an acre of land. and a free house [wastage pay for a farmer was silver a YEAR. when the crops were good}
smote commence when farmers rush to sign up
Allure. construction company to build the housing. and my manor. plus other stuffs
mags farmer house is worth about silver. I put 30 each house
shire ffi. soldiers to guard my bigass farm
we-. -'e hired and set up
aild a yam for my money. E foot thick mithril. you get locked in if you **** up when opening it. impervious to most magic
spot a few gold toward building shrines of my god
with a merchant ring. getting about 2 gold a month from them
sstill have 5.?' EEO gold
what do?
I would also like to say that the head god in this campaign is commonly depicted as a golden potato 'c:' Anonymous (( Sat) 22: . 13 F ::r:' 39( r_ ( r( , 9
Potatoes being one of his first creation. Fila DAWN” -FEE (wdtit MB, 1162x850)
build mercenary army and start conquering in
the name of your God.
s Anonymous (( Sat) No. 39000446 F ii " , Ill
at have 150 farmers that would die for me
You already have everything there is to have my friend.
if Aether the Rich (( Sat) 2363: 13 No. 39001 124 F
Aether the Rich (/ 1 5( Sat) 23: 16: 49 No/ 39000453 F
Also, the name of our Potato God, is Bpob.
On the first day Bpob made Potato, for he was hungry, and it was good.
Onthe second day Bpob tamed off the light, for he was sleeping in, and it was good.
On the third day Bpob said "let there be slime disco," and it was bitch' n
how about 300 farmers that would die for me?
Anonymous (( Sat) : . 39000491 F
File; . gif (73 KB, 325x325}
it, / E GONE TOO FAR
so, now the problem is what to do with Ci, 785 gold coins
and T, , 000 pounds of potatoes
l Aether the Rich (/ 15( Surt) 00: 22. 57 No. 39001684 F ?
Anonymous (( Sat) 23: No. 39001106 F ::_
my plan, slowly cover the world in a think layer of divine potato glory
tum the world into a giant potato
humanity Evolves into the next stage of potato based lifeforms.
War ends
Hunger is stopped forever
Praise be to Oped and may potato be with us all
700. 000 pounds of potatoes
Mash, Shape into large balls, FIRE AT YOUR
HIE! copper to a silver
HIE! silver to a gold
1 gold is worth about 4 tons of potatoes (according to gm)
en' s get access to deck of many things. I draw two cards. both Gem. met two gems worth a kings ransom each
to sell the gems. roll net 20 on my Diplomacy for haggling price
send up with gold coins
we math. can We for 100' s of years
send up buying acres of land
softer farmers 1 sill/ er a month. half an acre of land. and a free house [wastage pay for a farmer was silver a YEAR. when the crops were good}
smote commence when farmers rush to sign up
Allure. construction company to build the housing. and my manor. plus other stuffs
mags farmer house is worth about silver. I put 30 each house
shire ffi. soldiers to guard my bigass farm
we-. -'e hired and set up
aild a yam for my money. E foot thick mithril. you get locked in if you **** up when opening it. impervious to most magic
spot a few gold toward building shrines of my god
with a merchant ring. getting about 2 gold a month from them
sstill have 5.?' EEO gold
what do?
I would also like to say that the head god in this campaign is commonly depicted as a golden potato 'c:' Anonymous (( Sat) 22: . 13 F ::r:' 39( r_ ( r( , 9
Potatoes being one of his first creation. Fila DAWN” -FEE (wdtit MB, 1162x850)
build mercenary army and start conquering in
the name of your God.
s Anonymous (( Sat) No. 39000446 F ii " , Ill
at have 150 farmers that would die for me
You already have everything there is to have my friend.
if Aether the Rich (( Sat) 2363: 13 No. 39001 124 F
Aether the Rich (/ 1 5( Sat) 23: 16: 49 No/ 39000453 F
Also, the name of our Potato God, is Bpob.
On the first day Bpob made Potato, for he was hungry, and it was good.
Onthe second day Bpob tamed off the light, for he was sleeping in, and it was good.
On the third day Bpob said "let there be slime disco," and it was bitch' n
how about 300 farmers that would die for me?
Anonymous (( Sat) : . 39000491 F
File; . gif (73 KB, 325x325}
it, / E GONE TOO FAR
so, now the problem is what to do with Ci, 785 gold coins
and T, , 000 pounds of potatoes
l Aether the Rich (/ 15( Surt) 00: 22. 57 No. 39001684 F ?
Anonymous (( Sat) 23: No. 39001106 F ::_
my plan, slowly cover the world in a think layer of divine potato glory
tum the world into a giant potato
humanity Evolves into the next stage of potato based lifeforms.
War ends
Hunger is stopped forever
Praise be to Oped and may potato be with us all
700. 000 pounds of potatoes
Mash, Shape into large balls, FIRE AT YOUR
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