Plot Points, part 2
Last time we left off, we were arrested by the guards for killing a devil. (Skeleton guy typing this time. Illithid guy currently busy.)
So, we're being dragged off to the palace for Cthulhu knows why. On the way up the steps, we pass by this Tiamat worshipper. (Illithid guy left out some important things. Earlier, the dragonborn sold a Tiamat ring to this Tiamat worshipper. Dragonborn girl didn't know that a ring she had for some time was a Tiamat ring. She sold it to the cultist guy for 2 copper. So, upon seeing us being dragged away, the Tiamat worshipper left the town to find the rapist Satyr. Also, the lord forbids any open worship of any kind, as to help prevent any civil wars.) We then are escorted into the palace, and brought before the lord of the hold. A goddamn vampire, along with his court of 10 Death Knights. I had fixed my eyes at this moment. So, the Illithid, the all so kind and well-mannered Illithid, "adjusted" my eyes to his liking.
mfw
Apparently the vampire didn't like how I was looking at him. And he apparently knew what both I and the dragonborn were, but it's kind of hard to hide a gigantic ******* tail, so no surprise there. And then the dragonborn, the ever so intelligent dragonborn, assumed the vampire knew that Mox was an Illithid/Mind Flayer. He didn't. "Excuse me, he's a what? I didn't quite catch that."
"Nothing. He's nothing." said the ******** dragonborn.
"Take the Mind Flayer to the dungeon for interrogation." Said the vampire.
"God dammit, Emma!!" Screamed the Mind Flayer, as he was dragged away by a pair of Death Knights.
I just stood there, not saying anything. I did not want any part of that **** .
"Now, the reason I brought you here is that I want the utmost secrecy. I am grateful that you got rid of the foul thing, do not be mistaken. However, I do not want word of this incident going out to the public."
At this point, the dragonborn was agreeing with him completely. I, being an ever so scholarly skeleton, questioned what would happen if we didn't cooperate.
"Then I'll have to enthrall you." Said the vampire.
Pointed at the dragon "You would make a good consort."
Pointed at the retarted gem "I would have you chipped down into a new crown."
Pointed at me "I would feed you to my dogs."
"Now that I think about it, please DO deny my request. I would really like those things." Said the vampire, excited.
"Nope, we're good." says the party.
After that, he said "Such a shame, if you could handle such a huge glass cock, you would make a good consort."
I said something that amused the lord (which for the life of me, I cannot remember at this time) and he let us go, with guard babysitters at all times while we're in the capital city.
After that, the Tiamat faggot returned. Him, being the ever so concerning individual, saw that the dragonborn was released, and lost interest in the whole ordeal. So, he left. Not soon after, the Satyr rapist left as well since she isn't too fond of the city. (apparently she had a run-in with a giant centipede that almost wrecked her **** , if it weren't for her tiger that held it down while she raped it.) Soon after, Mox was released. He was generally ********** a lot.
Later on, we went to the cave that the satyr was occupying. She offered food to each of us. The dragonborn accepted. I stated that I don't need food. Mox stated that he eats brains, so regular meat would not satisfy him. The retarded gem just stood there. Mox was still hungry, though, so he went out to hunt for suitable food. He returned with a bloodied bag. The satyr questioned what was in it, and Mox then took out a human female's head out of it and ate the brain.
"They were bandits, don't worry." he said.
This pretty much concludes what happened in this last session. We will return within a week for the next session's adventure. Since we are doing the "Gods are mad" format, the DM will change away from the Illithid to the Dragonborn. Since I do not have much experience DMing, I will not DM in this campaign.
Satyr used her plot point to have another satyr come into the town, with some drinks.
I used my plot point to make the satyr be a Cthulhu worshipper, that openly worships.
So, we're being dragged off to the palace for Cthulhu knows why. On the way up the steps, we pass by this Tiamat worshipper. (Illithid guy left out some important things. Earlier, the dragonborn sold a Tiamat ring to this Tiamat worshipper. Dragonborn girl didn't know that a ring she had for some time was a Tiamat ring. She sold it to the cultist guy for 2 copper. So, upon seeing us being dragged away, the Tiamat worshipper left the town to find the rapist Satyr. Also, the lord forbids any open worship of any kind, as to help prevent any civil wars.) We then are escorted into the palace, and brought before the lord of the hold. A goddamn vampire, along with his court of 10 Death Knights. I had fixed my eyes at this moment. So, the Illithid, the all so kind and well-mannered Illithid, "adjusted" my eyes to his liking.
mfw
Apparently the vampire didn't like how I was looking at him. And he apparently knew what both I and the dragonborn were, but it's kind of hard to hide a gigantic ******* tail, so no surprise there. And then the dragonborn, the ever so intelligent dragonborn, assumed the vampire knew that Mox was an Illithid/Mind Flayer. He didn't. "Excuse me, he's a what? I didn't quite catch that."
"Nothing. He's nothing." said the ******** dragonborn.
"Take the Mind Flayer to the dungeon for interrogation." Said the vampire.
"God dammit, Emma!!" Screamed the Mind Flayer, as he was dragged away by a pair of Death Knights.
I just stood there, not saying anything. I did not want any part of that **** .
"Now, the reason I brought you here is that I want the utmost secrecy. I am grateful that you got rid of the foul thing, do not be mistaken. However, I do not want word of this incident going out to the public."
At this point, the dragonborn was agreeing with him completely. I, being an ever so scholarly skeleton, questioned what would happen if we didn't cooperate.
"Then I'll have to enthrall you." Said the vampire.
Pointed at the dragon "You would make a good consort."
Pointed at the retarted gem "I would have you chipped down into a new crown."
Pointed at me "I would feed you to my dogs."
"Now that I think about it, please DO deny my request. I would really like those things." Said the vampire, excited.
"Nope, we're good." says the party.
After that, he said "Such a shame, if you could handle such a huge glass cock, you would make a good consort."
I said something that amused the lord (which for the life of me, I cannot remember at this time) and he let us go, with guard babysitters at all times while we're in the capital city.
After that, the Tiamat faggot returned. Him, being the ever so concerning individual, saw that the dragonborn was released, and lost interest in the whole ordeal. So, he left. Not soon after, the Satyr rapist left as well since she isn't too fond of the city. (apparently she had a run-in with a giant centipede that almost wrecked her **** , if it weren't for her tiger that held it down while she raped it.) Soon after, Mox was released. He was generally ********** a lot.
Later on, we went to the cave that the satyr was occupying. She offered food to each of us. The dragonborn accepted. I stated that I don't need food. Mox stated that he eats brains, so regular meat would not satisfy him. The retarded gem just stood there. Mox was still hungry, though, so he went out to hunt for suitable food. He returned with a bloodied bag. The satyr questioned what was in it, and Mox then took out a human female's head out of it and ate the brain.
"They were bandits, don't worry." he said.
This pretty much concludes what happened in this last session. We will return within a week for the next session's adventure. Since we are doing the "Gods are mad" format, the DM will change away from the Illithid to the Dragonborn. Since I do not have much experience DMing, I will not DM in this campaign.
Satyr used her plot point to have another satyr come into the town, with some drinks.
I used my plot point to make the satyr be a Cthulhu worshipper, that openly worships.
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