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D wane House Mi mare 07/ 06/ 10( 26 No 10966503
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1 hate debarring a thread on accedent Who wants to hear the Tale of Old Man Henderson, the character who won
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We to start by sayang that the an was a bastard that had rt coming ******** tactics to make everyone go crazy We a ohm only 5 sides No story, no reason,
The others continued to faggotry
we were praying a modern day somthng, other players hang A cahsee professed who found a couple of stray pages of a copy or the and wanted to Md out Just what the hen rt
ll' V detecter who was a persons case connected to the meal cult, and athlete (l think It was tryong to hm out why some heads seemed so distant
And then There was (Ad Man Henderson, who was never given a hast name
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Man Henderson was already 3111119 crazy, and blamed hrs Me' s misfortunes on Vietnam
He never went to vietnam, he was ' ( andew/ l be ****** amazed , anyone gets that referenced
Man Henderson wore Combat boots, cargo shorts, and an Hawaiian shirt wrth a underneath
He was , and had a lesser case ; Mn to assume that the reason he saw crazy sht was because he WAS alitle crazy
He had a Tuzla adams beard and were he nan a mohawk
He undertook ohms armor shades, tor any reason
He had a studd parrot on hrs named Rupert that he constantly asked to 2011116, Mme ignoring the other party members as convenient, assuming they were
He had a Automate combat shootgun he knew how to use
He also had MEMORIZED the ' s cookbook He started the game with a preexisting hatred , cutlery, and books
He was that he thought that the allthat stole he , whe he had actually donated them to a charm auction, got , and wot about t
Most , he had a 320 page backstory that bustined EVERYHING, hem his casual knowledge to he speak Portuguese
You can Just imagne the sort that character was
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The pant to nanny such a long backstory was threefold
1 to ensure the GM would never actually read t and
2 he would never read rt except tor excerpts r pointed out to Justify , and change twigs around completely at random without anyone and MOST IMPORTANTLY
3 everyone that 1 was seirous about the character, and that t wasnt sanity the game wrecking bullsht that rt was
Dickish yes, but he really dd have rt coming
Frost outing or the group The Detective was spying on the bu/ dog or the cultists wrth a camera
The Jock was parked nearby, eatng for the group to let out so he could snoop rt out
The Protestor had " the cult to try and gem
Old Man Henderson very calmly parked hrs car, got out holdon the shotgun clear new of anyone who happened to be M the case, the detective and the Jock), strolled up to the Wont door
and kicked l
e everyone wet kmd of stopped In shocked shame for a moment, he leveled hrs Shotgun on the no onest/ cultist guy and yelled "MICKLE DAMROD CULTY' AIR EH BE KEEPIN' ME
Dd 1 mention that he had a scottish accent that came and went as he drank and/ or as amused me?
The understand my staple request to return my lawn gnomes (, you thunk what 1 typed rs hard to undeerstand? starme t hang shined at you by a drunken Scotsman), he
assumed 1 was tryong to cast a spell at Mn an elder tongue and summoned a 571099901 by one of hrs tennis
one And about 20 rounds later, the shoggoth rs dead, as rs the , thiy Professor (he made the masks of trying to make murderous rampage) and about 10
assorted cultists
Man Henderson then pssed on the ' s corpse, got back hrs battered '92 Ethel: Century, and went home
The whole event was over about ten minutes game urns and norton. thought to get the Buoys plates
The burned down shortly, along wrth about hair the written pot, and every bad erther of the other players had The an called a break then to mine out how to and/ 01 work around
what 1 Just dd
only got Cramer horn there
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musthave more, good sh
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Typing up the full Man Henderson would take too long, can 1 Just gum you the tel?
D Anonymous 07/ 06/ 10( as No 10967240
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All then
some or hrs My moments reclude
Droping a Yacht onto a penthouse we owned by Cthulhu Cubists
The steamy Yacht hon. cubists of Hastur, thereby staning a curtest gangwar
The Tanker truck incadent, and my persons Favoite
Hell on he
Which one do you want to hear about hen
Dropping the Yacht
Lets take l hem the top
D Anonymous / ( Ytte) as Nty_ 10967308
Run through them all order
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Submitted: 01/01/2016
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User avatar #1 - repostforlife [OP](01/01/2016) [-]
woofman

here is henderson. going to upload the others now
#2 to #1 - woofman (01/01/2016) [-]
Don't worry about mentions. I really appreciate the motions, but to make it easier for you, you keep posting them in the D&D channel I'll see them. I'm subbed to it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - repostforlife [OP](01/01/2016) [-]
okay, posted all the ones I can remember/find. any favorites in there?
#5 to #3 - woofman (01/01/2016) [-]
Barbarian bromance is always Valhalla levels of gold and epic.
The Tuskan one's new to me so I can dig it!
******* concubine one also always gets me.
The Los Toburon is the one that got me interested into the fun world of games like these, and stories like these. The shark of the land always is near and dear in my heart.
******* Box Car is another golden one showing that random **** CAN happen. What you believe is what you believe, but that was a crazy magic hobo, with his crazy magic couch, that his dice god blessed shenanigans grazed close to this universe to reflect him enough for his shenanigans to leak through.
That and the sheer, innocent, and hilarious randomness of the wheelchair wizard that make my face feel numb.

Thanks man, I love you for doin' this, this is a great start to the new years.
User avatar #7 to #5 - repostforlife [OP](01/01/2016) [-]
No problem bro. No problem. Glad you had a good read. Hope your new year was awesome mate
#6 - lollypopalopicus (01/01/2016) [-]
Ahhh... A ******* classic this is. perfect way to ring in the new year. Happy 2016 every buddy!
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