>playing a barfight campaign
>be 1 of 6 PC's, 12 or so player controlled NPC's, a handful of DM controlled NPCs this was in boy scouts, thats why theres so many people
>partnered with younger scout human barbarian character he starts bawling about 2 rounds in because i dont want to play like a ******* goon
>say **** it, give him the character and take Voices McGee, a highly insane NPC that sits in a rocking chair by the fire and mutters but fights like a tiger when cornered
>the kid gets obliterated by Earl the janitor, a Jedi with the mop played by my brother early on
>because i have to play in character, i spend most of the game just muttering crazily before one of the PCs grabs my rocking chair and forces me into the fireplace, keepin me rrom escaping with the chair
>this starts a fire which kills a large amount of characters, myself never escaping the fireplace
>eventually Vlad the impaler runs in, trips on a table and breaks his neck
>meanwhile Frumpkin the bard seduces almost everyone else in the bar and uses them as meat shields, only to be shanked by Dumpster the hobo as he attempts to escape
>Dumpster burns with his hobo troops
>nobody survived this game