What if you have a belt of falling rock immunity?

It gets broken by the falling rocks, obviously.

You can't break something using something it protects against.

Oho, traveller, but I can break a shield with a hammer, if there are enough rocks. Point is...

You can break a regular shield with a hammer, but you cannot break a shield with 100% blunt damage immunity using a hammer.

I don't think you understand the power wielded by a DM. He's like... host on an online game; if someone dies according to host calculations, that's the one everyone else gets.

That's what the joke is. If you want to argue with an actual DM, go find the local mayor and tell him he can't do his job. I quit, though.

Yeah DMs have absolute powers, but if a DM wants to keep being DM, they should try to avoid being a dick.
And the difference between DM and Mayor is you can kick the DM out of your mothers basement.

=________________________= Are you this droll irl or what.

Eh, I don't see the fun in perma-killing a party. If you're getting bored just hand out character sheets and start a over, you don't have to tear up the old ones, you might want to go back to them some time.

I get your point. Pointedly, I get your point. You don't seem to get mine, though.

Further, where do you want this conversation to go? I was going to be done because you were single-minded about a particular axiom, but now I just want to know where you think this conversation can go from here.

Do you want to talk about DM fiat? Would you like to share DnD stories? What's your aim, man?

I don't know man, I'm just replying.

Oi cunt, im fine with player suggestions, however if i get straight up called a dick for a very manageable fight i will become a dick.

You were born with it fused to your waist.
It gets really annoying because if you try to sit on a rock it shoots out from under you.

Nice DM, nice DM, here's some pasta, nice DM

Oh, you're like, actually called froot.
I thought that was just a nickname I had no background knowledge of.
Huh.