Mayoral Decree

The whole situation was a bit dumb, but fun.
Brogue and Barbarian drunk, while the Bard( me) is performing at tavern
DIDM says his line
Brogue decides to try to buy the tavern from the barkeep fer basically nothing
Bearman laughs at him, spits in his drink, and says it' s en the house.
Brogue calmly and rationally responds by shooting the barman in the face
act up like 'm outraged at this and dramatically leave. Sneak back in when the crowd leaves to amid implicating myself.
any witnesses and redthe bar
somehow gets set on fire
leave to go kill the mayor
Cue next session
Summoner talking with the mayor
suddenly barge in as I play a dramatic powersword.
hear Summoner facepalming
Brogue and Barbarian start **** and attack mayer. Summoner leaps upto help mayer.
rd find a table and watch the fight, deciding to jump in to assist whaever' s winning.
butte be basically Teddy Roosevelt
up his coffee table and starts wrecking **** with it
Brogue tries to hee
table and beans him right in the head
Brogue and Barbarian basically leave partyed fem their ewn better party, with blackjack and hookers.
Delayers of Rogue and Barbarian are basically dying whale time and make new characters fer next session
It was a fun few sessions.