Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle Part One
D Anonymous H/ 25/ 19 No 5885978
GM' s arm naw do you deal wren THAT GUY?
Every group has, although wna ddnt Show up very recently
We play Dark Heresy Tn a 5 persin group, and although he has read the setting and
understands rt naw, he asks to do tihngs
Example our party consists of a dang a , a scum, twa psykers [one of
them beeng THAT GUY), and ane mechanist
Party enters an Church THAT GUY decades to spa an the shuns to the Emperor [LOL so RANDUM), rignt Tn from
arwe and the You can guess the rest
So, share staires GUY Tn saurkraut, or advice an naw to deal wren rum
PM unrelated, but gas masks are always com
we THAT GUY Tn my group played a harcore jaxblade and used to roll an the anner Pas constantly He was
surpised he was knocked to 4 and we coup grew mm marine haht He ddnt understand why we told
everyine Tn the party, hated mm we' d gane Tram frendly or maybe neutral to thanks to
mm us constantly wrs wasnt part Mom awn vendetta- he' d dane tnns , as perms rules
Anonymous 11/ / 42 No 5887151
Back when T was a lad Tn the early T was runnang a Rm game at a local gammy called
Gamecast wat my asks tarara and use ane army crewmates T had Tar that son He
seems fa lttle an putting, he ended all arnas sentences wren tnns '' sound session gaes
and wat my asks Tr rt Ts THIS makes a new characteristics next game and T amane wren that
we next Gamecast rolls around and wat my shows up wren a sany new Rm care book and nrs new
character Actually rt was twa characters, a pan fraternal (Wm Ley bus Walkers Hrs next comment Ts
burned Tata my mand 'Yeah were brother and sister and they have sex, "T barely
cantare my disgust and aside see the streets Once the streets are Tn my hands T tear them hal? and
throw mm out army game
Eclogue
About 3 years Tater wat my was caught molesting young boys wat was the Tast T neard of mm
attempting to BM had awat my Cream wren same kand sofurry who was darned
the when he asked Tar them
Felt good, man
Now Trad rust Terve the group He' s nanjing around , and nrs gfriend ads and was mm He has all attacks
when he rolls an the Tar sade artie room weere nobody can see rt He only mans when he rolls an the table
He wed to roll essentually 3 28' s Tn a raw, perturb (as In, 28, next round, 28, next round, 28 conary) an
the anner sade artie table He made every On the rrd ane, he calls rt out " **** yeah, ' and the GM
rust straight up sad "T dont bel " you Roll an the table (F
Any normal response? Maybe Come are nere and Took" or "Ream you dont trust me?' or sometihng wrs gear
darn, okay (F And he rolled an the table and massed
faggot why are you Tn my games W
nonymous 11/ / 21 No 5885828
T had THAT GUY Tn my Tast MR group we Tat wards out nrs mouth were 'Can T play a Gain?' T girded Unction
sectoin and played upthe Burning Sands connections He then proceeds to roll up Mata Osama hm Lawn and tares to start
armed He calls the wrang arana an Indded and gets challenged to aquel He nuts and tares to the arana
an the wren the musha 'alalalalalala' Home One roll and HT! roll Tater he Ts dead He hacks Tar a
and saws / e making a new character, Akaba wrs seemed to settle mm down and outside a rude
to every Twa [causee Honor Tosses Tet and rignt
Fast reward about 5 sessions Akaba has earned the Bad Rep [Rude) and Ts darned entrance to a
nfgn class Tea House the party Ts wrs Intimates mm and the okarin Natually crazy and he
ma be our Ist level party
2) Ta be a sapient can talk
3) Ta be a drum who got shape early
Now, the ta% mam have gane an better Tr nat Tar the setting, weere mast people were ream
and magill creatures we problem wren all tnns was that we dd, the guy would
have to hung wolves up Hrs character [eventually a drum), nrs campanion wolf, he would try and gannice
wren Ahmal Empathy any wanyne could Md tarara us, anytihng he could passably sum up Mare than
ance T caught mm drawing wolves and / e we were daang sometihng
because mm, when really THIS hadnt packed Tn peony wren the setting
as well as the Test artie group he' d have mare Mme to stuns Well, eventually nrs pet gets or, and
he actually starts crying avert
Crying Cher adeg nrs drum we could only assume was banging Tar same reasen we anner players
decoded to kack mm out Tar me, turned out he was a grant Mka, wound up ramming nrs lttle of
guys who played antares Tn TAGS and bascally rust used rt as an excuse to play out sexual Fantasies
Ne had ane aptness We made the mistake mm get away wren rt, 'You want to be awat
whatever rt Ts a fantasy my knock yourself out (F But he kept everytihng Tn ways that were
Inapropiate and made everyine When the BM confronted mm and told qua rt he
threw a massive nessy rt and cleated we were targeting armrest because he was a furry
Tm T ******* HATE FURRIES YOU GIVE THEM AN INCH THEY TAKE A ******* MILE
eventually ends up wren the chance or He chanses to go and Tees mm he should make a
new character and he throws avatat rt sayang T was out to 'get' mm T soaply repeted he was reaping what he had
sown we rest artie group agrees
He continues to and Mums Tar 28 manna: / e T try to get the game back Tn same semblance of order At that
pom! T had had all T could stand Tthen had ane artie local magistrates We the rest artie Pas as a passe to
THAT GUY Alma he thought rt was awesome because he thought he could take anyw artie anner Pas wen they set
mm up Because they knew he was such sent and same peasants sold nrs ass out wey
busted Muse he commandeered and mm before he awake He then starting crying fem should
take an honor HT! Tar underhanded tactics Ta we army players repeted "Akaba mistersad, 'On the battlfield all
actress are honorable
Inwardly T was as T handed out honor and glory to the Pas that we artgerm awn He continued to about
rt at host aftergame kindey asked Terve He then actually swung at the guy, was especally
Twas Tn a group ance that was completely made of THAT GUY Shamefully T admit Tn my younger days
was a of retard, thankfully T have grown out of rt
I' ll start wren myself at the tune, T was a Shameless weeaboo who made whatever my fa‘/ outs mums
character at the [me was Tar my character A trat T Md was annoying naw, mostly out of my awn gun!
we GM was away MP He behaved Tn all sans and crazy conspiracies For Instance,
according to mm we have bases an the moon and Mars and are Tentang the Russians warms
remains artie Marian
Joe the Grant was a Tucker that had to play erther a grant Amazon Woman or Magus Tram Chronotrigger
He also was a complaine cheater and would force nrs Shaw Mary Sue homebrew races Tata the game
vaugn he dd gave me my greatest complacent of my gammy career to date, "T hate rt when Anon
cheeses autorun a human hgttec'
runny consience we artie anner players Ts acai Soon he was Tn curs Mang aims autorun the cap we cap got
CNN out and Terve are to the host
Aweek Tater T am Tn my FLKS stary and the guy sad that was the second Mme he had neard of
THAT GUY someone are a game THAT GUY had dane rt at our FLKS during a M (G tournament a few years
back and was permabanned Tram the stare
Anonymous 11/ / IT No 5889552
everyine T play wren teese days Ts awat Guy, rust mare the awesomeface type and Tess the Tag up
the session and get everyine annoyed type
wat sad, averted years we had the pleasures arterie Hard:
we Tat we Tat T shall call Luke, Tar that was nrs name He was housemates wren my Trends Tn rat and
second year at Um, and T had the misfortune wren mm Tn mud He was prettymuch
Thatfguy neckbeard Ta call mm have been daang an , he had an
preceded mm by several manna: Hrs teeth were, was lterally, green Tn the year T Traed wren
mm, he never showered ance, , up are , neverccd ashes, never
shaved, You could see people edge away Tram mm as he entered rooms You could actually see
the moment the smell mated nnerr scent receptors, as maniacs would suddenly has Tn horror
He moved out Muse the day before the contract expired -we' d never seen the Insade arnas room
tnns pom! I' ll add; nane Mus could brave the adair We Insisted he kept nrs daar shut As we were
mam out, T neard a scream Tram ane artie who was mam In, and went [all
Take to Investigate
Anonymous 11/ / 22 No 5889789
T wasnt was prepared Tar what was Tn that room
we smell, even are my anner housemate had opened the window Tn were the day before, was appalling
You could see 'stur nanjing Tn the Tn through wandows caked wren
handiness were was Tan everywhere Tn were we carpet must have been Inch truck wren shed narr,
has arrasa, discarded wank rags, and discored wrappers t was Widly, were were wood
stannis undertow window, weere he appeared to have been gnawing an the
What had made the scream though was she had gane temptoe mattress, presumably Tn the hopes
thatone remains of Luke would thus be as Tar Tram ner body as passable
t Tacked Take Luke had dane , to conceal well were was a starn A huge Rancid Black
starn neednt, and Tait around want know whims Tuck he drd, THIS snet
or what; but rt was rt was terning
Anonymous 11/ / 32 No 6889831
we onlyone T ever saw Luke clean was when nrs parents packed mm up Tar
weekends He' d always return Tacking and paler, pedoraw and clean shaven My guess Ts
they put mm outback and blasted mm wren a pressure hose we parents were really nace -
spawned mm T have no Tdee
wey were also really, really MIT, krd was spatted as nfgn Tuck, and med to use rt to ane up
people T remember sawng up mast of my money to buy a new computer - at the Mme rt was top artie
Trna, and T was proud as rucking hell of rt Attack a massive chunk army money, but god rt was glorius T
fen Take the kang artie rucking Internet at the Mme People caming round rust to bask Tn the glory of rt, rt
was Dantastic
wree days Tater, Luke turns up, and Tacks all Interested Tn rt we next rucking day, nrs parents have
bought mm exact same computer, rust wren a bgger murmur and better surround; and at nrs
Insistence all aronaxe tacky lttle mods that rust make you go Gaggot' Gold plated, premium brand,
cables; mare LED: than you can handle, that kanda snet
I' ll pom! out at the Mme nrs computer hadnt been that much waise than wna - stand nat
best ane
wrs repeated T got a Tamar), T blew all my money an ane that was the best T could award -
nrs parents bought mm an ovenware ane FEET
Anonymous 11/ / 39 No 5889887
I' m naw Mang horable , arnas keyboards and mace And artie Mme T went to play sometihng an
mama player an nrs computer and saw nrs we nvstarr
we krd musta gotten OFF an
And the best hm we VERY best ha? He was studying to became a doctar
He was also Drar Hearst seemed to be unable to tell the truth, even to the
He would came autorun staires Some of Luke' s staires were Legendary, but the ane that straks
wren me Ts ‘we we He wan 38, 888 Pounds Ata Tournament, But Had Ta Gye t Back
Because wey Found Out He' d Been Vallhalla'
But T degress wrs should be about naw he' s " related
Well, he played Magic the Tar a start And nrs decks were almost He had a
cardan Tar Samar during , but played them Incredibly ; he' d dump may creatures
and then He had a cardan Tar ( during - he' d ane Tn every deck
runnang He' d make upthe rules , and have to query every card rt artie table (Teaing
horable, horable marks an ecard -we actually have ane somewhere that has nrs hager pants marked Tata
the paperer's same substance an nrs hands at the met and then he' d Target what sturdy may
secants and have to do rt agaen
Anonymous 11/ / 48 No 5889983
He would consitently try and do tihngs that were mand numbingly odiously wrang - T CAST TERROR ON
THE PIT TRAP was the brg ane that straks wren me Mostly because he tnod rt about ergot [mes
t was Take everytihng you told mm was a square peg Tar a round hole - semenal
relay real wand Tata nrs head
we dd manage to take advantage arnas annoying nabit up cards during ane game wren
unhinged, weere we had testcard you damage when you touch rt we guy deck
pulled out same brg and played rt Luke immedately reaches aver, grabs rt and reads rt
Puts Tddcwn an nrs sade artie table Packs rt win Taak at rt agaen, then puts Tddcwn agaen Ramses as
an the wrang sade artie table and Swiss rt back Next round, he packs rt up to check
Hrs redeeming feature was rt meant that you nevermore Tast Tn a
He als" marred mm He even T' WT' d we
Anonymous 11/ / 47 No 5889979
He was a huge weeaboo Every character had Newing narr, and katanas, and I' m sure he tnod at Teast
ance to have ane wren wangs (And the ane that had kkm Colour Normal' Tasted an the sheet, sometihng
that made the entire table crack up when rt came to Ighty
He would make up nrs stats and modders - nrs character sheet bear no resemblance to
anytihng even remotely Take the Mes, and all artie various numbers Tasted would be completely unrelated
to each anner He would lterally roll adice, and then say amatter randam number anytime he was called
to do anytihng t got to the ane BM sat mm down, and walked the entirety of
agaen based an the classes he had Tasted, and ended up Mang to prettymuch adjust
everytihng about mm- he was about ergot levels us, had twa stats that appled he' d rolled a
nineteen, extra feats, all kinds awcrap
He made up numbers when he fen Take rt
t was tnns mccarran weere we saw the Insade arnas He had tnns lttle black book
that he used sheets, and Ms sessions Team back wren a penal, wren the book
funded up Take he was hwy odiously , but we' d rust Agnared rt as beeng mm
beeng rucking ward
Turns out he' d been drawing Very bad pan Tram (Sway Gear And wolves And, well,
prettymuch everytihng you see an the ass end And there were pages that were stuck
togetter, or smeared Tram mm odiously Mang striked them
snet makes me cringe rust about rt
Anonymous 11/ / 57 No 5898835
I' ll add that at the [me we were playng Tn games weere there were regularly srx or seven players; so he
was hwy , and mast we put up wren mm wat and people Traed wren mm, so you could
never was escape mm
He played a Tame ance, are Mang seen someone else - passably me tnns [me -do rt we had ahnung Tar
capping anner people' s characters, prettymuch verbatim, and then rust describing them weeaboo, and
suckmy when they dd stun he dd better than them)
You know the stary aboutthe playerred gaes LG captain artie Guard and says
on and wine way, I' m en, so Tryan ever need anyine assasinated, just ask me 'WINK"?
Yeah Yeah He then proceeds to get prosy and stem the guard turns round and arrests mm
He also played a Blackguard Tn an en game, weere we were bascally resurrected artie
gameworld' s past, called togetter to do great dastardly wacks and whatnot He decoded, wthout
wren the BM, he was the Priest artie en god thatone people respong us worked Tar He then gave
tnns huge Tang back stary about naw he' d assaulted agreat banquet wren nrs army, but been
defeated, and then resurrected, and that' s why he was nere
Attack us a mute to through wrs great and nfgn Tn the backstory was
slapen nerves Tet rignt and center, presing an altars and sleepin wren beautiul wemen, name was
apparently Legendary had attacked Mang lunch and Tast (wrs
eventually evloved Tata the tale of naw Luke Attacked we Sunday School Tnp Ta Hut wren A
Cabbage And Last What' s before you even get to the naw he 'roleplayed' rt, and naw he
described rt
Anonymous 11/ / No 5898854
Sadly T was never around Tar mm nrs awn game - and Ne only neard same artie staires annaw bad
rt was; mostly naw he was a asshole, wren no Tdee rules worked And naw
he turned ane artie Pas Tata a scale wren awn Danger by afoot aday, and Increased the Pas
stats by 02 every Tait rt grew He also had a paladin that kept turning up and , making
the bad guys explode; players so he could go an an a huge Fanwank
annaw sometihng really awesomely supercool was the omens caveat that
tnns was Luke, and nrs to describe was Treated to IT NEEDS MORE KATANAS AND
WINGS AND SPARKLES
T The Mad Ganglia:
GHQ[
Racest Redneck was the GM' s roommate and was rust as batsuit Insane He Trkid to play a loop artie
ward Hagar at nfgn mums every He Take to take slaves whenever he could Tn game Also
collected fantasy knaves he stabbed ) wth ane called "Aztec Death (F He then sold me the
T have somewhere
And Furry wrs guy was monist encountering army He was shaved nrs race
but nat nrs neck Hrs characters Included a brg blue dog wren peahens/ e forepaws He also canned the
term ‘Wavy bulkheads (F t Ts , they are nat bulkheads Tar Tamas, but bulkheads made
Tram mg Tamas He made them forms the Grant' s grant amazon weman
Brd tnns ane an Prat srgnt, huge group, about 16 players T are my regulars, the
rest are mostly neuron and/ players Towards the end l, the undertakes same damage
and asks the Tar a heal ( GUY Ts the Tamas who parsnips arses and
canned the term 'prositute (F He decades to ATTACK the , who promptly hauls ass out artie
dungeon THAT GUY reams to be carrying all the paws money/ loot Tn
nrs bag , and starts are mm wren mast artie group to end the
session there
Day 2, all day T gave nants aboutthe upcoming epic chase and spake Tn invade to the the? player about
nrs plans wat srgnt, T let the 'pursue group go Tat, led by THAT GUY and consisted of all the
new/ crappy players who thought tnns was a good Tdee T let them track and do whatever they wanted Tar
manna: / e has trans and dead ends 'You guys canton to search the wilderness all
srgnt but no sign artie Tait Ts round No expeirence awarded/
Sterned to the the? player and sad 'You make fairway out artie dungeon, making several has trans
and double back and cerain the party (F
My regular players (wna reused to Testen to the anyway) and T had agreat srgnt, / e THAT
GUY and nrs cohorts Tacked an wren amazement and Incredulity
BM So you' re walkng through the enchanted rarest w
wat my Tennat an arrow
BM Where, Whyh
um Tset rt an we too, wren my magic
Pa You' re ganna snart are arrow / e you' re Tn an enchanted ibrett?
No, sorta, I' m ganna oldest Tacking tree wren myhre arrow
ALL
BM Really?
Pa Have you ever see Lard arwe Rugs?
arrow
Trent and Dryad attack
M I an to play sometihng an mama player an Ins computer and sat Ins we sstop,
we we musta gotten 055 an new that an
I' m gaang to hate myself, but expand an tnns
Anonymous 11/ / 89 No 6890135
t rt says enough Tar Lets rust say a Tat artie Manama were anagrams ' cats', and that
nrs gnarr had teese mysterius warte starns Tn a small tunngle near the from artie seat that he cleated
were Tram mm dripping yoghurt
Anyway, T have to head out Tar a bra so T cant regale you wren much mare artie tales of Luke and nrs
lemme
Beyond that though, T rust have to deal wren the ? [aka
we Rules Lawyer (wna doesnt know the rules, has
hygeine and Sahara almost as bad as me, and amatter asshole); and the wart perras
weere we my wna Wants Ta Play we Mme ( And Seduce we Pas rained a game T was
runnang
we upside Ts T also get to play wren someone who regularly plays Lawful Good nght- we
when Ms twa bad Bms - someone who plays Angry rignt and has a% rly enjoyable Tr
homebrew system we gets away wren rt because we dont take rt seiously, and he
seems to actually enjoyment), and aguy who Twas playng as embittered nerves
Ci Cyberpunk 2828 Wasnt , but Inthe take care arana guy Tn
We were playng a group of Hardasses so gritty that they snet brack Muses
wree veteran players, and ane new guy t happened thatone new guy decoded to be
Lorena and BEEP He was gaang all angsty and naw he nates the wand - He tares to
alpha male Tn Ha, T mean] -we dont gave Muck, as nat adeg sled
And then rt
We were at a bar, a contract that we badly needed - an our Tast run T had my arm blasted to
precis, and an EMP blast wrecked all artie Runners gear And then T see stand up and
head to the ext are same T excuse eyecontact, and head to the ext T near screams Tram a back
alley nearby wat dumbass Ts raping the Tar no rucking reasen
T slowly approach them, annyone weman natures me and T see hope Tn ner eyes Ttake out my 357
magnum revolver and snart ner Tn the race twice we guy panics, T snows mm and make mm Tucking
corpse he comes Trust turn around and head back bar
From then an he behaved Take
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T used to play wren a THAT GUY
He Ts Legendary Tar beeng THAT GUY He had the cleanliness Toves
Tn a sewer T never saw mm bath, shave, change nrs clothes ance Tn the entire year T knew
mm He ware the EXACT SAME PAIR OF CLOTHES
He was a rat, repulsive, sexest, , compulsive Drar, who ddnt know the
meaning of personal space, who Trkid to he was same 5071 sex god dens advocate T
wen Trained meeting mm Tar the Tat Mme anes head Tata a bucket of rancid meat, we,
maggots and Teenies wren eyes and mouth apon and sarphog
When , he would constantly try and rammed, became the centre artie attentoin, get/ steal all the
best Tait, metagame Take a mad Tucker, and then Tuck are any anner character Tn game he ddnt Take or
fan were nrs
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we ane [me he Gm, rt was bascally nrs pm/ Tons characters
becoming , then mg snet out of every anner
character Especally wna we entire campaign was ane entire torture the crap out
arana army fa‘/ outs characters (wna oddly enough saved the wand by accedent because
bastard tnod backhead)
He has practially been banned Tram every aan Tn tnns country Tar tihngs such as spreading (reset
rumors about the directors molesting ch/ dren, awing are T grand Tn Tees to a clarity auction then never
paying rt, sexual harassment, at games and rust general ***********
90% who meets mm want to erther mm the histuty secants mm were
are people who arent even Tn RP who have neard arnas epic levels
We used to RP wren mm because he was ane to Brande a Muse, [well, the GM and T used to
because we got pad, and rt was the only way T could meet the GM an a regular bass) Not but
we were the kand ervery, very VERY , who Trkid to see the good Tn everyine
Besides, he had ane good qualty Tn You could legitmately hate nrs character both Tn and out of
character He always played , despite jlyoung to play deoderent brand
we had several of ‘THAT GUY' Tn games we run Tn the past Twa were notable
Mast recently, THAT GUY decoded that are beeng assigned to protect the rest artie party as valuable
we really wanted to be a solder, and rt was the only way to work mm I) - the best way was to
mug them, steal the valuable annals they had, run an and Tn the rarest, and then reuse to tell
anyine, Including nrs bass (wna had assigned mm as nnerr bodyguard) where those annals were He
ended up Tn a packaging crate an acacia plane, set to be dropped Panama, and was never seen
agaen
a deoderent THAT GUY was Tn amatter game T ran, and wanted to be the Gary Stu artie stary (T
can do anyting T dont need the relevant stats/ atributes/ / ls to pull rt or, and everyine else sucks at rt,
even though they ya have those stats/ atributes/ / ls) He made the mistake Tryan buy
the maximum level a Nemesis" Tn a pom! buy system, and then arrange your 'personally chosen
neness' to be are Tn your back stary, Mayan had "free poms" He Agnared the Tact that unless you
buy rt or, you get a replacement He dred when nrs replacement nemeses [another party member,
actually) taunted mm equivalent an the electic fence Never saw mm agaen erther
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Here Ts same normal persin advice
O Ts retarded Take there staires are, you Terve immedately and
dont Taak back Ts retarded before the game starts you kack
them out
Anonymous 11/ / ) 14 42 No 5895858
Tn both army stones, they werent freaks the game had started - also, both were the T had
those anes Tn agame we Tat ane techncally Tasted we sessions, because both T and the anner player
the ane who became the replacement rt entertaining to watch as he was steamy
compilated Tata screwing "T rump upthere are m m, as a 38 Tait
ventral Deap - dd you take that ?' V a, but T shouldnt have to 7 he dd ' He took the , and
pad pants Tar rt Vow have to use the starrs Tryan want to get all the way up - ‘Screw tnns, Trump
anyways?' V k, you rump are the edge artie CW, and by your stats, make rt about 5 Tee up before you
start agaen - make an ighty test to catch you thorn bushes below
we anner ane [the mugging bodyguard) showed up ance, and mended everyine Tn the group so
nane Putnem would even talkto mm anymore
GM' s arm naw do you deal wren THAT GUY?
Every group has, although wna ddnt Show up very recently
We play Dark Heresy Tn a 5 persin group, and although he has read the setting and
understands rt naw, he asks to do tihngs
Example our party consists of a dang a , a scum, twa psykers [one of
them beeng THAT GUY), and ane mechanist
Party enters an Church THAT GUY decades to spa an the shuns to the Emperor [LOL so RANDUM), rignt Tn from
arwe and the You can guess the rest
So, share staires GUY Tn saurkraut, or advice an naw to deal wren rum
PM unrelated, but gas masks are always com
we THAT GUY Tn my group played a harcore jaxblade and used to roll an the anner Pas constantly He was
surpised he was knocked to 4 and we coup grew mm marine haht He ddnt understand why we told
everyine Tn the party, hated mm we' d gane Tram frendly or maybe neutral to thanks to
mm us constantly wrs wasnt part Mom awn vendetta- he' d dane tnns , as perms rules
Anonymous 11/ / 42 No 5887151
Back when T was a lad Tn the early T was runnang a Rm game at a local gammy called
Gamecast wat my asks tarara and use ane army crewmates T had Tar that son He
seems fa lttle an putting, he ended all arnas sentences wren tnns '' sound session gaes
and wat my asks Tr rt Ts THIS makes a new characteristics next game and T amane wren that
we next Gamecast rolls around and wat my shows up wren a sany new Rm care book and nrs new
character Actually rt was twa characters, a pan fraternal (Wm Ley bus Walkers Hrs next comment Ts
burned Tata my mand 'Yeah were brother and sister and they have sex, "T barely
cantare my disgust and aside see the streets Once the streets are Tn my hands T tear them hal? and
throw mm out army game
Eclogue
About 3 years Tater wat my was caught molesting young boys wat was the Tast T neard of mm
attempting to BM had awat my Cream wren same kand sofurry who was darned
the when he asked Tar them
Felt good, man
Now Trad rust Terve the group He' s nanjing around , and nrs gfriend ads and was mm He has all attacks
when he rolls an the Tar sade artie room weere nobody can see rt He only mans when he rolls an the table
He wed to roll essentually 3 28' s Tn a raw, perturb (as In, 28, next round, 28, next round, 28 conary) an
the anner sade artie table He made every On the rrd ane, he calls rt out " **** yeah, ' and the GM
rust straight up sad "T dont bel " you Roll an the table (F
Any normal response? Maybe Come are nere and Took" or "Ream you dont trust me?' or sometihng wrs gear
darn, okay (F And he rolled an the table and massed
faggot why are you Tn my games W
nonymous 11/ / 21 No 5885828
T had THAT GUY Tn my Tast MR group we Tat wards out nrs mouth were 'Can T play a Gain?' T girded Unction
sectoin and played upthe Burning Sands connections He then proceeds to roll up Mata Osama hm Lawn and tares to start
armed He calls the wrang arana an Indded and gets challenged to aquel He nuts and tares to the arana
an the wren the musha 'alalalalalala' Home One roll and HT! roll Tater he Ts dead He hacks Tar a
and saws / e making a new character, Akaba wrs seemed to settle mm down and outside a rude
to every Twa [causee Honor Tosses Tet and rignt
Fast reward about 5 sessions Akaba has earned the Bad Rep [Rude) and Ts darned entrance to a
nfgn class Tea House the party Ts wrs Intimates mm and the okarin Natually crazy and he
ma be our Ist level party
2) Ta be a sapient can talk
3) Ta be a drum who got shape early
Now, the ta% mam have gane an better Tr nat Tar the setting, weere mast people were ream
and magill creatures we problem wren all tnns was that we dd, the guy would
have to hung wolves up Hrs character [eventually a drum), nrs campanion wolf, he would try and gannice
wren Ahmal Empathy any wanyne could Md tarara us, anytihng he could passably sum up Mare than
ance T caught mm drawing wolves and / e we were daang sometihng
because mm, when really THIS hadnt packed Tn peony wren the setting
as well as the Test artie group he' d have mare Mme to stuns Well, eventually nrs pet gets or, and
he actually starts crying avert
Crying Cher adeg nrs drum we could only assume was banging Tar same reasen we anner players
decoded to kack mm out Tar me, turned out he was a grant Mka, wound up ramming nrs lttle of
guys who played antares Tn TAGS and bascally rust used rt as an excuse to play out sexual Fantasies
Ne had ane aptness We made the mistake mm get away wren rt, 'You want to be awat
whatever rt Ts a fantasy my knock yourself out (F But he kept everytihng Tn ways that were
Inapropiate and made everyine When the BM confronted mm and told qua rt he
threw a massive nessy rt and cleated we were targeting armrest because he was a furry
Tm T ******* HATE FURRIES YOU GIVE THEM AN INCH THEY TAKE A ******* MILE
eventually ends up wren the chance or He chanses to go and Tees mm he should make a
new character and he throws avatat rt sayang T was out to 'get' mm T soaply repeted he was reaping what he had
sown we rest artie group agrees
He continues to and Mums Tar 28 manna: / e T try to get the game back Tn same semblance of order At that
pom! T had had all T could stand Tthen had ane artie local magistrates We the rest artie Pas as a passe to
THAT GUY Alma he thought rt was awesome because he thought he could take anyw artie anner Pas wen they set
mm up Because they knew he was such sent and same peasants sold nrs ass out wey
busted Muse he commandeered and mm before he awake He then starting crying fem should
take an honor HT! Tar underhanded tactics Ta we army players repeted "Akaba mistersad, 'On the battlfield all
actress are honorable
Inwardly T was as T handed out honor and glory to the Pas that we artgerm awn He continued to about
rt at host aftergame kindey asked Terve He then actually swung at the guy, was especally
Twas Tn a group ance that was completely made of THAT GUY Shamefully T admit Tn my younger days
was a of retard, thankfully T have grown out of rt
I' ll start wren myself at the tune, T was a Shameless weeaboo who made whatever my fa‘/ outs mums
character at the [me was Tar my character A trat T Md was annoying naw, mostly out of my awn gun!
we GM was away MP He behaved Tn all sans and crazy conspiracies For Instance,
according to mm we have bases an the moon and Mars and are Tentang the Russians warms
remains artie Marian
Joe the Grant was a Tucker that had to play erther a grant Amazon Woman or Magus Tram Chronotrigger
He also was a complaine cheater and would force nrs Shaw Mary Sue homebrew races Tata the game
vaugn he dd gave me my greatest complacent of my gammy career to date, "T hate rt when Anon
cheeses autorun a human hgttec'
runny consience we artie anner players Ts acai Soon he was Tn curs Mang aims autorun the cap we cap got
CNN out and Terve are to the host
Aweek Tater T am Tn my FLKS stary and the guy sad that was the second Mme he had neard of
THAT GUY someone are a game THAT GUY had dane rt at our FLKS during a M (G tournament a few years
back and was permabanned Tram the stare
Anonymous 11/ / IT No 5889552
everyine T play wren teese days Ts awat Guy, rust mare the awesomeface type and Tess the Tag up
the session and get everyine annoyed type
wat sad, averted years we had the pleasures arterie Hard:
we Tat we Tat T shall call Luke, Tar that was nrs name He was housemates wren my Trends Tn rat and
second year at Um, and T had the misfortune wren mm Tn mud He was prettymuch
Thatfguy neckbeard Ta call mm have been daang an , he had an
preceded mm by several manna: Hrs teeth were, was lterally, green Tn the year T Traed wren
mm, he never showered ance, , up are , neverccd ashes, never
shaved, You could see people edge away Tram mm as he entered rooms You could actually see
the moment the smell mated nnerr scent receptors, as maniacs would suddenly has Tn horror
He moved out Muse the day before the contract expired -we' d never seen the Insade arnas room
tnns pom! I' ll add; nane Mus could brave the adair We Insisted he kept nrs daar shut As we were
mam out, T neard a scream Tram ane artie who was mam In, and went [all
Take to Investigate
Anonymous 11/ / 22 No 5889789
T wasnt was prepared Tar what was Tn that room
we smell, even are my anner housemate had opened the window Tn were the day before, was appalling
You could see 'stur nanjing Tn the Tn through wandows caked wren
handiness were was Tan everywhere Tn were we carpet must have been Inch truck wren shed narr,
has arrasa, discarded wank rags, and discored wrappers t was Widly, were were wood
stannis undertow window, weere he appeared to have been gnawing an the
What had made the scream though was she had gane temptoe mattress, presumably Tn the hopes
thatone remains of Luke would thus be as Tar Tram ner body as passable
t Tacked Take Luke had dane , to conceal well were was a starn A huge Rancid Black
starn neednt, and Tait around want know whims Tuck he drd, THIS snet
or what; but rt was rt was terning
Anonymous 11/ / 32 No 6889831
we onlyone T ever saw Luke clean was when nrs parents packed mm up Tar
weekends He' d always return Tacking and paler, pedoraw and clean shaven My guess Ts
they put mm outback and blasted mm wren a pressure hose we parents were really nace -
spawned mm T have no Tdee
wey were also really, really MIT, krd was spatted as nfgn Tuck, and med to use rt to ane up
people T remember sawng up mast of my money to buy a new computer - at the Mme rt was top artie
Trna, and T was proud as rucking hell of rt Attack a massive chunk army money, but god rt was glorius T
fen Take the kang artie rucking Internet at the Mme People caming round rust to bask Tn the glory of rt, rt
was Dantastic
wree days Tater, Luke turns up, and Tacks all Interested Tn rt we next rucking day, nrs parents have
bought mm exact same computer, rust wren a bgger murmur and better surround; and at nrs
Insistence all aronaxe tacky lttle mods that rust make you go Gaggot' Gold plated, premium brand,
cables; mare LED: than you can handle, that kanda snet
I' ll pom! out at the Mme nrs computer hadnt been that much waise than wna - stand nat
best ane
wrs repeated T got a Tamar), T blew all my money an ane that was the best T could award -
nrs parents bought mm an ovenware ane FEET
Anonymous 11/ / 39 No 5889887
I' m naw Mang horable , arnas keyboards and mace And artie Mme T went to play sometihng an
mama player an nrs computer and saw nrs we nvstarr
we krd musta gotten OFF an
And the best hm we VERY best ha? He was studying to became a doctar
He was also Drar Hearst seemed to be unable to tell the truth, even to the
He would came autorun staires Some of Luke' s staires were Legendary, but the ane that straks
wren me Ts ‘we we He wan 38, 888 Pounds Ata Tournament, But Had Ta Gye t Back
Because wey Found Out He' d Been Vallhalla'
But T degress wrs should be about naw he' s " related
Well, he played Magic the Tar a start And nrs decks were almost He had a
cardan Tar Samar during , but played them Incredibly ; he' d dump may creatures
and then He had a cardan Tar ( during - he' d ane Tn every deck
runnang He' d make upthe rules , and have to query every card rt artie table (Teaing
horable, horable marks an ecard -we actually have ane somewhere that has nrs hager pants marked Tata
the paperer's same substance an nrs hands at the met and then he' d Target what sturdy may
secants and have to do rt agaen
Anonymous 11/ / 48 No 5889983
He would consitently try and do tihngs that were mand numbingly odiously wrang - T CAST TERROR ON
THE PIT TRAP was the brg ane that straks wren me Mostly because he tnod rt about ergot [mes
t was Take everytihng you told mm was a square peg Tar a round hole - semenal
relay real wand Tata nrs head
we dd manage to take advantage arnas annoying nabit up cards during ane game wren
unhinged, weere we had testcard you damage when you touch rt we guy deck
pulled out same brg and played rt Luke immedately reaches aver, grabs rt and reads rt
Puts Tddcwn an nrs sade artie table Packs rt win Taak at rt agaen, then puts Tddcwn agaen Ramses as
an the wrang sade artie table and Swiss rt back Next round, he packs rt up to check
Hrs redeeming feature was rt meant that you nevermore Tast Tn a
He als" marred mm He even T' WT' d we
Anonymous 11/ / 47 No 5889979
He was a huge weeaboo Every character had Newing narr, and katanas, and I' m sure he tnod at Teast
ance to have ane wren wangs (And the ane that had kkm Colour Normal' Tasted an the sheet, sometihng
that made the entire table crack up when rt came to Ighty
He would make up nrs stats and modders - nrs character sheet bear no resemblance to
anytihng even remotely Take the Mes, and all artie various numbers Tasted would be completely unrelated
to each anner He would lterally roll adice, and then say amatter randam number anytime he was called
to do anytihng t got to the ane BM sat mm down, and walked the entirety of
agaen based an the classes he had Tasted, and ended up Mang to prettymuch adjust
everytihng about mm- he was about ergot levels us, had twa stats that appled he' d rolled a
nineteen, extra feats, all kinds awcrap
He made up numbers when he fen Take rt
t was tnns mccarran weere we saw the Insade arnas He had tnns lttle black book
that he used sheets, and Ms sessions Team back wren a penal, wren the book
funded up Take he was hwy odiously , but we' d rust Agnared rt as beeng mm
beeng rucking ward
Turns out he' d been drawing Very bad pan Tram (Sway Gear And wolves And, well,
prettymuch everytihng you see an the ass end And there were pages that were stuck
togetter, or smeared Tram mm odiously Mang striked them
snet makes me cringe rust about rt
Anonymous 11/ / 57 No 5898835
I' ll add that at the [me we were playng Tn games weere there were regularly srx or seven players; so he
was hwy , and mast we put up wren mm wat and people Traed wren mm, so you could
never was escape mm
He played a Tame ance, are Mang seen someone else - passably me tnns [me -do rt we had ahnung Tar
capping anner people' s characters, prettymuch verbatim, and then rust describing them weeaboo, and
suckmy when they dd stun he dd better than them)
You know the stary aboutthe playerred gaes LG captain artie Guard and says
on and wine way, I' m en, so Tryan ever need anyine assasinated, just ask me 'WINK"?
Yeah Yeah He then proceeds to get prosy and stem the guard turns round and arrests mm
He also played a Blackguard Tn an en game, weere we were bascally resurrected artie
gameworld' s past, called togetter to do great dastardly wacks and whatnot He decoded, wthout
wren the BM, he was the Priest artie en god thatone people respong us worked Tar He then gave
tnns huge Tang back stary about naw he' d assaulted agreat banquet wren nrs army, but been
defeated, and then resurrected, and that' s why he was nere
Attack us a mute to through wrs great and nfgn Tn the backstory was
slapen nerves Tet rignt and center, presing an altars and sleepin wren beautiul wemen, name was
apparently Legendary had attacked Mang lunch and Tast (wrs
eventually evloved Tata the tale of naw Luke Attacked we Sunday School Tnp Ta Hut wren A
Cabbage And Last What' s before you even get to the naw he 'roleplayed' rt, and naw he
described rt
Anonymous 11/ / No 5898854
Sadly T was never around Tar mm nrs awn game - and Ne only neard same artie staires annaw bad
rt was; mostly naw he was a asshole, wren no Tdee rules worked And naw
he turned ane artie Pas Tata a scale wren awn Danger by afoot aday, and Increased the Pas
stats by 02 every Tait rt grew He also had a paladin that kept turning up and , making
the bad guys explode; players so he could go an an a huge Fanwank
annaw sometihng really awesomely supercool was the omens caveat that
tnns was Luke, and nrs to describe was Treated to IT NEEDS MORE KATANAS AND
WINGS AND SPARKLES
T The Mad Ganglia:
GHQ[
Racest Redneck was the GM' s roommate and was rust as batsuit Insane He Trkid to play a loop artie
ward Hagar at nfgn mums every He Take to take slaves whenever he could Tn game Also
collected fantasy knaves he stabbed ) wth ane called "Aztec Death (F He then sold me the
T have somewhere
And Furry wrs guy was monist encountering army He was shaved nrs race
but nat nrs neck Hrs characters Included a brg blue dog wren peahens/ e forepaws He also canned the
term ‘Wavy bulkheads (F t Ts , they are nat bulkheads Tar Tamas, but bulkheads made
Tram mg Tamas He made them forms the Grant' s grant amazon weman
Brd tnns ane an Prat srgnt, huge group, about 16 players T are my regulars, the
rest are mostly neuron and/ players Towards the end l, the undertakes same damage
and asks the Tar a heal ( GUY Ts the Tamas who parsnips arses and
canned the term 'prositute (F He decades to ATTACK the , who promptly hauls ass out artie
dungeon THAT GUY reams to be carrying all the paws money/ loot Tn
nrs bag , and starts are mm wren mast artie group to end the
session there
Day 2, all day T gave nants aboutthe upcoming epic chase and spake Tn invade to the the? player about
nrs plans wat srgnt, T let the 'pursue group go Tat, led by THAT GUY and consisted of all the
new/ crappy players who thought tnns was a good Tdee T let them track and do whatever they wanted Tar
manna: / e has trans and dead ends 'You guys canton to search the wilderness all
srgnt but no sign artie Tait Ts round No expeirence awarded/
Sterned to the the? player and sad 'You make fairway out artie dungeon, making several has trans
and double back and cerain the party (F
My regular players (wna reused to Testen to the anyway) and T had agreat srgnt, / e THAT
GUY and nrs cohorts Tacked an wren amazement and Incredulity
BM So you' re walkng through the enchanted rarest w
wat my Tennat an arrow
BM Where, Whyh
um Tset rt an we too, wren my magic
Pa You' re ganna snart are arrow / e you' re Tn an enchanted ibrett?
No, sorta, I' m ganna oldest Tacking tree wren myhre arrow
ALL
BM Really?
Pa Have you ever see Lard arwe Rugs?
arrow
Trent and Dryad attack
M I an to play sometihng an mama player an Ins computer and sat Ins we sstop,
we we musta gotten 055 an new that an
I' m gaang to hate myself, but expand an tnns
Anonymous 11/ / 89 No 6890135
t rt says enough Tar Lets rust say a Tat artie Manama were anagrams ' cats', and that
nrs gnarr had teese mysterius warte starns Tn a small tunngle near the from artie seat that he cleated
were Tram mm dripping yoghurt
Anyway, T have to head out Tar a bra so T cant regale you wren much mare artie tales of Luke and nrs
lemme
Beyond that though, T rust have to deal wren the ? [aka
we Rules Lawyer (wna doesnt know the rules, has
hygeine and Sahara almost as bad as me, and amatter asshole); and the wart perras
weere we my wna Wants Ta Play we Mme ( And Seduce we Pas rained a game T was
runnang
we upside Ts T also get to play wren someone who regularly plays Lawful Good nght- we
when Ms twa bad Bms - someone who plays Angry rignt and has a% rly enjoyable Tr
homebrew system we gets away wren rt because we dont take rt seiously, and he
seems to actually enjoyment), and aguy who Twas playng as embittered nerves
Ci Cyberpunk 2828 Wasnt , but Inthe take care arana guy Tn
We were playng a group of Hardasses so gritty that they snet brack Muses
wree veteran players, and ane new guy t happened thatone new guy decoded to be
Lorena and BEEP He was gaang all angsty and naw he nates the wand - He tares to
alpha male Tn Ha, T mean] -we dont gave Muck, as nat adeg sled
And then rt
We were at a bar, a contract that we badly needed - an our Tast run T had my arm blasted to
precis, and an EMP blast wrecked all artie Runners gear And then T see stand up and
head to the ext are same T excuse eyecontact, and head to the ext T near screams Tram a back
alley nearby wat dumbass Ts raping the Tar no rucking reasen
T slowly approach them, annyone weman natures me and T see hope Tn ner eyes Ttake out my 357
magnum revolver and snart ner Tn the race twice we guy panics, T snows mm and make mm Tucking
corpse he comes Trust turn around and head back bar
From then an he behaved Take
Crowing 11/ / 13 No 6891 828
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T used to play wren a THAT GUY
He Ts Legendary Tar beeng THAT GUY He had the cleanliness Toves
Tn a sewer T never saw mm bath, shave, change nrs clothes ance Tn the entire year T knew
mm He ware the EXACT SAME PAIR OF CLOTHES
He was a rat, repulsive, sexest, , compulsive Drar, who ddnt know the
meaning of personal space, who Trkid to he was same 5071 sex god dens advocate T
wen Trained meeting mm Tar the Tat Mme anes head Tata a bucket of rancid meat, we,
maggots and Teenies wren eyes and mouth apon and sarphog
When , he would constantly try and rammed, became the centre artie attentoin, get/ steal all the
best Tait, metagame Take a mad Tucker, and then Tuck are any anner character Tn game he ddnt Take or
fan were nrs
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we ane [me he Gm, rt was bascally nrs pm/ Tons characters
becoming , then mg snet out of every anner
character Especally wna we entire campaign was ane entire torture the crap out
arana army fa‘/ outs characters (wna oddly enough saved the wand by accedent because
bastard tnod backhead)
He has practially been banned Tram every aan Tn tnns country Tar tihngs such as spreading (reset
rumors about the directors molesting ch/ dren, awing are T grand Tn Tees to a clarity auction then never
paying rt, sexual harassment, at games and rust general ***********
90% who meets mm want to erther mm the histuty secants mm were
are people who arent even Tn RP who have neard arnas epic levels
We used to RP wren mm because he was ane to Brande a Muse, [well, the GM and T used to
because we got pad, and rt was the only way T could meet the GM an a regular bass) Not but
we were the kand ervery, very VERY , who Trkid to see the good Tn everyine
Besides, he had ane good qualty Tn You could legitmately hate nrs character both Tn and out of
character He always played , despite jlyoung to play deoderent brand
we had several of ‘THAT GUY' Tn games we run Tn the past Twa were notable
Mast recently, THAT GUY decoded that are beeng assigned to protect the rest artie party as valuable
we really wanted to be a solder, and rt was the only way to work mm I) - the best way was to
mug them, steal the valuable annals they had, run an and Tn the rarest, and then reuse to tell
anyine, Including nrs bass (wna had assigned mm as nnerr bodyguard) where those annals were He
ended up Tn a packaging crate an acacia plane, set to be dropped Panama, and was never seen
agaen
a deoderent THAT GUY was Tn amatter game T ran, and wanted to be the Gary Stu artie stary (T
can do anyting T dont need the relevant stats/ atributes/ / ls to pull rt or, and everyine else sucks at rt,
even though they ya have those stats/ atributes/ / ls) He made the mistake Tryan buy
the maximum level a Nemesis" Tn a pom! buy system, and then arrange your 'personally chosen
neness' to be are Tn your back stary, Mayan had "free poms" He Agnared the Tact that unless you
buy rt or, you get a replacement He dred when nrs replacement nemeses [another party member,
actually) taunted mm equivalent an the electic fence Never saw mm agaen erther
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Here Ts same normal persin advice
O Ts retarded Take there staires are, you Terve immedately and
dont Taak back Ts retarded before the game starts you kack
them out
Anonymous 11/ / ) 14 42 No 5895858
Tn both army stones, they werent freaks the game had started - also, both were the T had
those anes Tn agame we Tat ane techncally Tasted we sessions, because both T and the anner player
the ane who became the replacement rt entertaining to watch as he was steamy
compilated Tata screwing "T rump upthere are m m, as a 38 Tait
ventral Deap - dd you take that ?' V a, but T shouldnt have to 7 he dd ' He took the , and
pad pants Tar rt Vow have to use the starrs Tryan want to get all the way up - ‘Screw tnns, Trump
anyways?' V k, you rump are the edge artie CW, and by your stats, make rt about 5 Tee up before you
start agaen - make an ighty test to catch you thorn bushes below
we anner ane [the mugging bodyguard) showed up ance, and mended everyine Tn the group so
nane Putnem would even talkto mm anymore
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