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halls my a scant 6 hours
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char At the tune, t was nave enough to have not seen the way most people We and we was scrubbed clean and tn Horned clothes, so t made the
assumption that perhaps he had armed late, or was was tattie windy We played bad mung games my haluan evening, bemyu t got toyed tast
mug trucks anto walls my points We sad our , and t went back to my room on the ground not
so began my we expedience, one was to tast my nearly 4 years
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continued nominate, as t w/ l need more than 5 posts we story arwe, Plagueing conitnues
Mrs! met we on the not nght We were the only ones nght, and he med me to ms
mom Mutest monks Hts mom was on the arwe (a tact that t would be grateful my tn
the extreme) and out arwe way arwe rest Mus tn the house, wth the [turd year transfer students We had been tn the
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sarted a runnang gag about
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dealer Free weed every
game t run
werent even people who could be classed as true neckbeards - t played , and one New number played we and had a tattie expedience 5 ct
course, as such thigs go, we attended up getting envolved tn societies, and wine end Mme not term, t was playong tn two} 5 and a
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we passed around what we knew - we all sarted to dabble tn a byt or everyting we packed stun up too, but l was omens that he wasn't
as quack as the rest Mus but we were patent We notaced two thigs here; the not that he would act as arrogant as he could tn all situations (even the
ones where he cast Terror on the Pt Trap Twice t, the second, t tent , l would always come back stranger's tattie Vendetta
shunts
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thigs ups tattie the rest Mus wys was onset, tn pan, wine tact that he apparently had the intimated Inches OWNS parents to call on Up
mutt tho point, we had made tact that he would regularly be seen wth a byg tub or Bert and Jerry' s yce cream tn ho greasy, possably nary
palms (another one my tater, yrt get that tart but wondered now someone could anon} to dyne on such mod wth a student budget Hana week
anyine runes were passed around and we played stow test games, he turned up tn the wth abutt 2555 points manna army, complete wth 1555
pom! Grey Knaht, all meat mode detachment my use tn larger games Hey begans Case Study 1
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tn the group)
We tent we to ho own demos: assembling and painting ho own army As l turned out, ho ten not to be dawed (mama chests on upside
down, grenades glues to banters, that kand and ho seemed to was tn then tsonga shape
to draw eyes on the toned product we painted ‘concur test" was turned out, any extreme wth a pat! pegs, to be
ho miter‘: work out there, Luke' s Siter, t would gladly pay you to pawn! an army my me
We decided to run a test game Luke' s Grey Knaht Detachment and my Fsds army versus 2555 points or Tyrants We werent bothered about stud
rules, sence t was the only vet at the table, so out or sportsmanship we allowed the ' players to annoye them force nymets (byg misake, butt
duress t Fast alwayd to turn 4, and the Fsds have managed to down the huge ' army to two squads or home caps ( hye
tyrants and , wth tosses tn return Luke' s Grey Nights have niiden banend the mm: all game, and have refused to move He
ts nake an , beads or sweat pouting down ho ace My earwax ts sarting to melt and teak out or my ears, such ts the smell we assault
Probably too early to ask,
but would you happen to
know what happened to we
any ho Mme at um ct has
he denuded anto ,
teaming only ho legend
behide
comes next turn, and my commander, and manna squads get anto positron to accept the charge, assuming well be backed up
by the Grey Nights
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we charge comes, and , there are emts sanding at the end or tr, My commander manages to rent one Mme Have Tyrants wth ho
thunder hammer, whenst the smashes the to his we mamas on the tank manage to hold out against the other tyrant, barely wys
ts the cuntwhore the Nights charge tn and save the day We goto the movement phase
He moves the grey knights away bromine combats Snows tans (worms table, and t gm we the normed nook Mme boned team mate He guns,
exposing ho grey teeth and mending my eyebrows wth a reply
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He passes ho snorting phase, and so no genestealers the
My mouth almost hts the table at the retardedness or tho plan, but nans adamant, and socks to l the wth my commander, am wiped
out tn the next combat, and go to ht my head against a wall we next turn, the 'mds move 12 ancles and assault 6, easyly getting all or ho grey knights
He ts wiped ortho board tn alum, SUN nake an tn tater months, he WM boast to people about the match he played where 7151900 pom!
army almost beat a 4555 pom! army that wasn't using the force org chart
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no othar Luke Sufferer
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Any the Dunk! year or putting
up wth han as a housemate,
we moved tn wth another
group He showed up from
Mme to Mme to leech Internet
e ho was istallet; and
then we never saw han
sence
my tater months
he tnat boast to
people about the
match he played
where
point army almost
beat a 4000 point tnat arm/ that wasn't
onto the force org chart
wys guy needs a sold beating
Probably too early to ask, but would you happen to know what
happened to we any ho Mme at um ct has he denuded anto
teaming only ho legend behide
so, Mme passes and we Matty gets ho own decks - sameway, and the we palcon He ts ominously bad at , to
get anto a board winning positron and then do noting except gayn and threaten people he cant attack wth uh
atacking tr they donnt do
no othar Luke Sufferer ( 23 No 6599152
what he wants He then sunk: whenever he , ts all the Mme Meanth/ e, the status decks ts , although
some Mme ones that he used at the start have to be sleeved As he grows more unkempt, and t can breathe clearly when he ts
around, t begun to suspect that perhaps ho crystalised sweat ts what makes the cards sticky These decks are sleeved, wth the exception
ohms paticularly sticky deck, ts incinerated
Around tho tune, we decide to play a um house game orw 5 A ts nominated and we start on the game we game ts ominously bad, and
run or wmm, and badly wirtten 'orgnel Cotton' bromine , who based the entice campaign on ho 215 page
another story altogether, but one t mght rage about some Mme For postwar wens character background read nake tho
tamani We were tuned to bromine land We was were tn an turn when we were
approached by a powerful stalker, who made us go '
Any the Dunk! year or putting up wth han as a housemate, we
moved tn wth He showed up from Mme to Mme to
leech ho was istallet; and then we never saw han
sence
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gong
t have to Just chyme tn there and add ********* s not a typo
He played a CE rogue, tn a party or neutral and good ms, tn a setting run or Le NYS, whenst tellng them that he was CE, and would we tr
they would help han stab the party up He then sinked at everyone when he got , shoved down holes my hang obiously on used
as a sheld, etc
wen, ofcourse, he decided to run ho own game Case Study?
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CASE STUDY 2 Bang a study my hang the
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L ck, younge
How dd we get here, why are we here?
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L wayans noting opponant to nook at, and you are locked tn
nfgn, well, fthe situation's the same my me, tnat use my open tom slant tony and tom on my door open [Roll sometihng nake
L you cant t ts saltcat, and breaks your lock packs
Game Mme passes, wth us triyng to Interact wth the world and hang told that we cant;
L suddenly, the Sim) starts to non around, and you can near overhead we doors sayng open on
But watt werent the doors
shrug"
ck, anyway, we head up onto the deck " been abouta minutes sence the doors swung open, nghty
no othar Luke Sufferer
Dd you say m the last ( 29 No 6599261
thread that he was a methed
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name tn the em regoger
and see made I, or tr
he' s sence been struck army
hang
responsable my the Hie tn
nosofat tn the
Hypnoto Luke? n really should
check l out shouldn't to
rather know tn advance than
be unpleasantly suposed
when t go my a prostate
exam
past decade
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A sort o t may be nosofat
portay to wash hands
between patents and meals,
but not mus" situation
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teeth, Wye: the mod crumbs
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was up to crash down onto the smp - make regex saves?
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L you all manage to leap out or the way
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thatnk you may be sate we
moment such a beast walks
anto a nosofat the/ ll put up
a cantonment Tammy
cry god t tent my ass spasm
taht as possable to try to
tests! that
we assume Mata none opened up tn the nfgn wave, ts why we all managed to not be ht by I, and whythe smp didnnt sunk We manage
tom outway to an obiously unsafe tyre rant, sunk: the moment we getaway bromine smp We make butcheeks to SWIM, fanning ,
and are that we' re drowning >
and that' s me unconscious too
L you all wake up; younge tn seenn, looks nake " made out oranage
Wat, what?
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captured, the hesitance has no chance to defeat mel"
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L rte then teleports away What do you doa
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L you , once agaen, t mince the sweat, nahstee sweat patches under no arms -
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and so we watt, Mitt no up and dope's the wall Ardyce somehow;
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Great, so you can help us out erhere
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For those who ask, he was aking the back door anto becoming a doctor - he hadnt tyne got the grades at school, so he was
dang a degree and then a doctorate , yrt ever m out nans working near me, m atgngng up wth Buys,
even yrt have to remortgage my house rt
so, we eventually get out Mme python, and m outway to the arwe castle (' re tn At tho point, we takes
great Welsh tn all the saltcat armour tn mt or us, unguarded, and the guns (yes, guns, tn 3 5 - nod 'homebrewed"
them - damage, 1725 cnt land the gunpowder Dong what any sensable group or players would do tn tho
straton, we took three guns each and tnod to take the armour
L Uh, you cant seemed move ortho stand
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that be enough to stop the BEBE: army (who yesido tn the one castle, that we blew up wth them tn I, my
the record) from assaulting us tn the We get unasked away to a hwy tree wage run or elves who snug and from / e
they try and get the guns on us No dyce, we threaten to shoot any Utes - my once, they get the message However, tn
the , the armour has reappeared we army ts also attacker, so we rush down to see WWW can help
As l turns out, the army was atacking tn groups or three, and the elves were not around at all so, we lay anto the army or three,
detecting l easyly wth our guns And then another group or three And another And Another For an hour As we' re
getting bored, the one turns up, along wth a good 25 or no minions who surround us
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L And you wont be able to katt han, because nans a level 35 waard tn tun plated' storty gayn at everyone, because nans obiously
the greatest ative and deserves pran-
Foe, Sturt
L Uh, you shoot at han and Just bemyu the bullet hts he teleports away, snouting cursor Ho army breaks and runs
But watt
Now through a DMG" And sence that' s x groups or level 5 solders, and one level 35 waard that' s
enough to make us Level
OH GOD WHAT "Falls on no char"
L At tho point, you all wake up tn aanyone room There: the waard there at you 'And that ts why you must never be
set trey rte laughs, bemyu you are tn a force cage tn the throne room, but there ts a woman tn the room that you
recognise
Wat
arwe Wed all those solders, and then mm, mean we get em bromine encounter?
no, t chat
At tho point, one , whom t shall as Nada (hell understand Monte room t, hang player 1,
promptly upped my sheet tn hath and meted namine bottom notr rte accepted, and the combat legs or my
character, whenst t took charge Mme slim: torso we game was canted 15 minutes tater, when we had sequence
Here endow Case Study 2
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alwayd about a year We have moved out or the halls, and anto rented Due to Byron politeness and
general apathy, we has managed to us anto a house, shared wth Nada and myster , he demands the
biggest room on account or sometihng or other thatnk the excuse tho Mme was that he had once been a pro motocross racer,
but had fatten strand broken no spine tn 4 places (but l was , because he got betterdays was when, decived OWNS weekly
tots home, we began to apprecate the true strangeness or we We nevermind candence that he used the bathroom
As days turned anto weeks we found that the wandows had to be tent open 24/ 7 At one point, as the weeks turned
anto a month, we notaced that a , substance had actually started to grow on the one he had been weaking my
the Ho wealth was impact here as well, as the house began town wth notr eaten sanwiches,
discarded chocolate bars and wens Cup, he always drank orange Moe out or t had not been cleaned sence wattest
t met han Hind you not we thog was nake the holy gran Mads rte drank everyting out , squash, water,
woe, beer, tea, you name l
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Fanasty, any an extensive bout or rodent nutting, disposal and cleanup Mme Imag space, we decided to actually do sometihng
about l We broached the subject carefully, at one New mass gatherers oracled gaming nature (Deck Status Mossbacks
tne any hang niiden - we had decided to use a Colgan deck that t had tent on my desk and l was rendered completely
Anonymous ( 31 No 6955464
What ts tath you people THAT Guys? I' d kack
them the tuck out tn an Instant, or never net them anywhere close to
anytihng to do Just net them rot tn them room atone
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were Byron We generally teen very awkward about tellng people to
SWO
Unless they cross a tyne, fowever somenoe, we hasnt seemed to
cross that tyne thus tar
stardust Fretboard / ( 45 No 6955567
Where the tuck ts the tyne, yr hang a creepy unwashed
made you constantly want to gag and covered your cards tn a
layer or sht, semen, plss, chasm dust, mold, and god knows what
else wont bad enough?
Jesus chest, you' re naking Ewart took bad wont care now
desgusting people tn Ameica are, we dont have anyone nake that
atleast no one that ts allowed tn publc)
we was mostly unavoidable tn not year, he was tn the same halls
as the rest Second year, everyone tn those halls splt
anto two houses (except we Other we Severer who moved tn wth a
Dunk! group), included we because he pulled an
he was told where togo- he ended up as
much rent as the rest Putnem, so they all had to pay less they
thought waved l WING year, Nadya moved out or that house my a
work placement, and TOLS took over no contract - aide from we l
was a damn good house; and the rent drop was pretty substances
we almost pulled another stud! he came backto
had taken (worms second biggest room, and ended
up macing the we subbing above (who ts about (i' 8 and bunt
to match) anto a room that was approximately the same we as a
double bed or he' d defult on the contract and leave us tn
the landlord rte also threatened to sue sad landlord unless
sometihng was done about l
we also was tn the same course as one or us, and thus
miaowed mm home; as went as attending all the same societies and
moan functions that the rest or us dd were really wasnt much we
could do to avoid mm
we way we eventually got or han - as amt as l sounds - was to
be rude enough to he got the point, and dednt ask
us tn the house we moved anto tn year three even though we were
and made l we were) desperately tocking my a tast housemate
town tn
MOWER or c Out
t keeps getting worse
t keeps getting worse
t keeps getting worse
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were currently triyng to track down a picture or we tn no 'o character hat'
a my knotted up washcloth - that we used to have to mock han wth
Sadly ' s been a good my years now, so ' s that any or the my
orgnel copes SUN exist Plus two Mme possable welders are asleep, l
unshakable t or rare tn that one due to the cards produce Vulturous beeg aam
started the wth a semite question What Mme do you guys have to get up to be ready my um tn a formage
L Well, t normally get up hour bemyu the Wesson (crap, as we gyved 25 minutes away by mks), then brush my teeth
tho gala shower- yrt need toy' rouge crap gayn, causing most Mus to tean back"
Nada we, you smell nake a mixture ohcrap and cum, there ts moss on your Get a shower and clean yourself
he didnnt know really now to take that rte mumbled an excuse, tent the room and spent the next week playong Lankan Park
really loudly so that we couldn't sleep
wys hung: me to the end Mme not year or my we Experence were are more tales, t may negate acouple yr
mews wanted However, l ts m here, so my eloquence ts sharply teching- be warned
******* yest We must have more ates or woe for the love owed W,
BYYLYY
**** yes wys ts horning and at once
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nfgn, tne Due to popular demand
CASE STUDY THREE sang a study my tn Call
ck, so not tong any the epesode, most or us got anto Lovecrafts horror tn a byg way t was only natural that
Nada end up - nans at horror and suspense tn games so, wth me as
a bystander no ont really my thog, and t duress too much to be newton to a good atmosphere) the game
was sehkto begun wth, a premade mute The Fall or Paradise' or san/ - t nighty encourage you to gala
copy or Burma and play through I, my the record
Anyway, the game sans wth the Ma haunted house we game progresses smoothly, wth a tattie
sanity toss and we not sayang much we room ts bearable -despre the balmy evening, we has recently
returned parenting; he has been nosed down and no clothes have been replaced rte only
smells tytyty we party returns to Is nomes at ( t wont soml the plot my you, tn case you want to play tty,
and wens character, naking seen a particular painting, sans to have a won
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except no, Ameicans arent
Great, already we know he doesnt get now mo works cant watt to
see what he does next
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690003 you WILL get thrown out on
restraunts and the nake
nake that Even the hobo:
N you wake up, seemingly unable to move were are a group or monks, weaking dark robes and whyte, plan
masks at the mot or your bed They start to approach you,
L cry,
N what? ls that now your character reacts?
L Yes, ms happens to me all dun Mme "Huge, cocky, azathoth gayn We note that he seems to
have escaped wtihout naking ssteesh tooked at - the gums are sarting to turn black"
N buddy, whatever you say
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so, we continue we deceives (and protests my 15 miutes) moderate sanity damage my hang stroked by
monks from ancient we game ts very, very successful, and runs my several more sessions We
the party (and wens new character, the tast naking been detatched wth a the we or
a cathedral because he annoyed Nada enough) hang chased by a bloodbound or enormous we and
They are cornered tn a house, and the dog ts insyde we party setats up, wth we another THAT my as the rest
Mme party escape through the back door
N ck, you two are SUN tn the house, ts snaking we ts tading, and the you can near the and
setting or the dog as l searches my you What do you doa
FATGUY take a tong from my Np task, and then go to the tonne!
N uh why?
L twant to see Inthere' s a kanna tn the/ Huge retarded gayn Annakey group has to leave the room-
At tho point, Nada facepalmed
N ck, you both get to, uh, the talet were ts no katana What do you doa
Te take a tong from my Np task, and then use the tonne!
L twatty, and watt
N OH GOD WHAT?! er tne A small tame passes we beast ts getting really close now
Te ‘mp’ t take a tong from my no task, and took my a way out
N ck, there' s a tte escape not at from you - you could get down that tr you could batter the door down
L Mush the tone! and want pont-
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back, " that close What do you w
Te take a tong from my no
N TS JAWS CLAMP AROUND YOUR NECK BEFORE YOU ea we CHANCE! WHY DID YOU DO so
RETARDEDS YOU ARE DEAD! and you, Luke?
L Uh, n keep runnang
N em chance we dog seems to be busy wth Tens Senates, so you can getaway you remember thatthe legend says
that the dog can only katt one hang per , so younge probably sate, my now What do you doa
L twatt use my moms phone to call the poke
N What do you want to saw
L n say that t was, uh, Just passing by tho house, when t saw a brutally named dead body on the
N What? Really?
L Yes, and tnat say that l doesn't have anytihng to do wth me
N we operator asks you to watt there intestine pm
L Wang up and run on
you "do' know theyll trace your phone, donnt you Luke?
L They cant, that technolagy doesn't exist
Uh, yes l does
L No ; my dad worked wth the poke on some murderesses, and they cant trace moms phones
wwe Other we ho laptop screen round to an entry on moms phone used wine
L went "my" moms phone ts untraceable
N Right we poke puck you up the hour, and bundle you
L Nother dont, " untraceable[
N 'Awesomeface'
L Foe, t get my gun out and shoot at
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Needless to say, he dyed a bulletholes death as he got shot betrayed policemen rte sinked , and went to play
some loud Lankan Park t was m at tho point, so we got an angry SUN, he didnnt
keyota, was a good thog - wth only one THAT my tn the game, l was a not smoother at teast mutt the competent
and awake party members got abducted - but that' s another story
Come to thunk or I, that' s about the Mme that we sarted tn ho sleep A nfgn patched, cough that may
have been a sleep detect, but was more probably the sound or han loudly one on to may from purtty Gear, covered
tn sht That levatation caused some IRL sanity loss, but agaen, another story my anotherdude study
Well, that' s me my tonght guys; there ts a not more Mme we expedience to recount, but my anong ts down the pan
Tomorrow, more Luke! mt then, our subbing has untenanted you immoderately wank you, ,
and goodngiht
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hang that tucking my tn
Ameica, as other
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sometihng (l dunno, but
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guy must be toxic or
sometihng
amazed and ashamed or
both we (my hang
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doddamn means a not Hove you guys
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He spent most OWNS Mme outside Mme games (usually tn ho
houses' Imag room) tn ho room or on a computer char tn the Imag room
and playong Counterstike As you mght guess bromine
combanation impedement, personal nestene levels, and general
socal aptitude he wont much Ma socal person
no othar Luke 57 No 6955773
t exaggerate a tattie - t he' s 6' 6 He' s SUN a head me at 6' 1
though; ts the pom! He could tte down on that bed and touch all my
walls
mahout the payee
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shrug" demands me heisted, run
that' s nght, ( ths one ts the pedokitty t mentioned tn
the tast thread - the misting no task ts the player who
tnod to seduce ms we ended up navey naking to see han
agaen any halway through second year outside or the we society at
the my
We were playong tn agame where we had to stat ourselves -
sometihng that rarely ends well, but tho Mme went pretty fanny We all
got a few tattie bonuses to stopthat we really dednt deserve, tn my
case to explosives because t happened to have read the anarchy's
cookbook once, and had a my setting stun on tte when
bored
tn Luke' s case, he rotted sometihng wth an nfgn
score; and a Katana, and all limos or
crazy nayttaa skit's, because he was a black belt tn three mama arts,
and had the belt above black tn anotherone, and keita kanna under
ho bed at all tames'
no othar Luke 57 No 6900222
he also had Knowlege( scence) because he was ,
somenoe - because or ho to even congenially obey the runes -
gave han a synergy bonus tstump
wars also demanded me or the Mme we sarted trotting han tn character
tn another game, and condenced ho character through
applications or and that He WAS we CHOSEN we OF
we DRAGON GOD, and ended up getting han to tead charges
on stun t was actually
brought all that back, and made us all wonder' hey whatever happened to
But yeah, I' m out too Hopefully back wth a photo or hor, and
more epic ates from beyond the canaan
cry on dear em
OP here (cry god, ' s Sam)
We are collectivly shocked,
tat: t
t shall negate you now, wth the tale or my people
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halls my a scant 6 hours
Ho room was an absolute mess Boxes overturned, clothes strewn everywhere, a hast/ y set up x Box on the Ede, a smelly bean bag and a camping
char At the tune, t was nave enough to have not seen the way most people We and we was scrubbed clean and tn Horned clothes, so t made the
assumption that perhaps he had armed late, or was was tattie windy We played bad mung games my haluan evening, bemyu t got toyed tast
mug trucks anto walls my points We sad our , and t went back to my room on the ground not
so began my we expedience, one was to tast my nearly 4 years
Rght from the word go, he was a byt or an outsider, tolerated mostly due to factual Byron politeness and an unwariness to 'be a gt ' At the tune, we
continued nominate, as t w/ l need more than 5 posts we story arwe, Plagueing conitnues
Mrs! met we on the not nght We were the only ones nght, and he med me to ms
mom Mutest monks Hts mom was on the arwe (a tact that t would be grateful my tn
the extreme) and out arwe way arwe rest Mus tn the house, wth the [turd year transfer students We had been tn the
My THAT my ts a gayn
She' s by and somenoe
sarted a runnang gag about
3 boobed women She was
one or my dealers intends
Yes, t play mo wth my
dealer Free weed every
game t run
werent even people who could be classed as true neckbeards - t played , and one New number played we and had a tattie expedience 5 ct
course, as such thigs go, we attended up getting envolved tn societies, and wine end Mme not term, t was playong tn two} 5 and a
game (but those are entirety statement stones t
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Does that make me ho om)
dealer?
we passed around what we knew - we all sarted to dabble tn a byt or everyting we packed stun up too, but l was omens that he wasn't
as quack as the rest Mus but we were patent We notaced two thigs here; the not that he would act as arrogant as he could tn all situations (even the
ones where he cast Terror on the Pt Trap Twice t, the second, t tent , l would always come back stranger's tattie Vendetta
shunts
t was at about tho Mme that t started to teach the other members nuance As wth everyting else, we packed
thigs ups tattie the rest Mus wys was onset, tn pan, wine tact that he apparently had the intimated Inches OWNS parents to call on Up
mutt tho point, we had made tact that he would regularly be seen wth a byg tub or Bert and Jerry' s yce cream tn ho greasy, possably nary
palms (another one my tater, yrt get that tart but wondered now someone could anon} to dyne on such mod wth a student budget Hana week
anyine runes were passed around and we played stow test games, he turned up tn the wth abutt 2555 points manna army, complete wth 1555
pom! Grey Knaht, all meat mode detachment my use tn larger games Hey begans Case Study 1
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CASE stut) Bang a case study my at work tn
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tn the group)
We tent we to ho own demos: assembling and painting ho own army As l turned out, ho ten not to be dawed (mama chests on upside
down, grenades glues to banters, that kand and ho seemed to was tn then tsonga shape
to draw eyes on the toned product we painted ‘concur test" was turned out, any extreme wth a pat! pegs, to be
ho miter‘: work out there, Luke' s Siter, t would gladly pay you to pawn! an army my me
We decided to run a test game Luke' s Grey Knaht Detachment and my Fsds army versus 2555 points or Tyrants We werent bothered about stud
rules, sence t was the only vet at the table, so out or sportsmanship we allowed the ' players to annoye them force nymets (byg misake, butt
duress t Fast alwayd to turn 4, and the Fsds have managed to down the huge ' army to two squads or home caps ( hye
tyrants and , wth tosses tn return Luke' s Grey Nights have niiden banend the mm: all game, and have refused to move He
ts nake an , beads or sweat pouting down ho ace My earwax ts sarting to melt and teak out or my ears, such ts the smell we assault
Probably too early to ask,
but would you happen to
know what happened to we
any ho Mme at um ct has
he denuded anto ,
teaming only ho legend
behide
comes next turn, and my commander, and manna squads get anto positron to accept the charge, assuming well be backed up
by the Grey Nights
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we charge comes, and , there are emts sanding at the end or tr, My commander manages to rent one Mme Have Tyrants wth ho
thunder hammer, whenst the smashes the to his we mamas on the tank manage to hold out against the other tyrant, barely wys
ts the cuntwhore the Nights charge tn and save the day We goto the movement phase
He moves the grey knights away bromine combats Snows tans (worms table, and t gm we the normed nook Mme boned team mate He guns,
exposing ho grey teeth and mending my eyebrows wth a reply
Tll net you the, and dhan run tn and take all dun storyy'
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He passes ho snorting phase, and so no genestealers the
My mouth almost hts the table at the retardedness or tho plan, but nans adamant, and socks to l the wth my commander, am wiped
out tn the next combat, and go to ht my head against a wall we next turn, the 'mds move 12 ancles and assault 6, easyly getting all or ho grey knights
He ts wiped ortho board tn alum, SUN nake an tn tater months, he WM boast to people about the match he played where 7151900 pom!
army almost beat a 4555 pom! army that wasn't using the force org chart
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Here endow Case Studys
no othar Luke Sufferer
27/ 59( 23 No 6599152
Any the Dunk! year or putting
up wth han as a housemate,
we moved tn wth another
group He showed up from
Mme to Mme to leech Internet
e ho was istallet; and
then we never saw han
sence
my tater months
he tnat boast to
people about the
match he played
where
point army almost
beat a 4000 point tnat arm/ that wasn't
onto the force org chart
wys guy needs a sold beating
Probably too early to ask, but would you happen to know what
happened to we any ho Mme at um ct has he denuded anto
teaming only ho legend behide
so, Mme passes and we Matty gets ho own decks - sameway, and the we palcon He ts ominously bad at , to
get anto a board winning positron and then do noting except gayn and threaten people he cant attack wth uh
atacking tr they donnt do
no othar Luke Sufferer ( 23 No 6599152
what he wants He then sunk: whenever he , ts all the Mme Meanth/ e, the status decks ts , although
some Mme ones that he used at the start have to be sleeved As he grows more unkempt, and t can breathe clearly when he ts
around, t begun to suspect that perhaps ho crystalised sweat ts what makes the cards sticky These decks are sleeved, wth the exception
ohms paticularly sticky deck, ts incinerated
Around tho tune, we decide to play a um house game orw 5 A ts nominated and we start on the game we game ts ominously bad, and
run or wmm, and badly wirtten 'orgnel Cotton' bromine , who based the entice campaign on ho 215 page
another story altogether, but one t mght rage about some Mme For postwar wens character background read nake tho
tamani We were tuned to bromine land We was were tn an turn when we were
approached by a powerful stalker, who made us go '
Any the Dunk! year or putting up wth han as a housemate, we
moved tn wth He showed up from Mme to Mme to
leech ho was istallet; and then we never saw han
sence
no othar Luke Sufferer ( 16 No 6599555
gong
t have to Just chyme tn there and add ********* s not a typo
He played a CE rogue, tn a party or neutral and good ms, tn a setting run or Le NYS, whenst tellng them that he was CE, and would we tr
they would help han stab the party up He then sinked at everyone when he got , shoved down holes my hang obiously on used
as a sheld, etc
wen, ofcourse, he decided to run ho own game Case Study?
Anonymous ( 21 No 6899146
CASE STUDY 2 Bang a study my hang the
so, as sceptical as we were, 3 Mus rotted up Ith level characters and sat down at the table wys case study WM be presented as a
L ck, younge
How dd we get here, why are we here?
L you Just woke up on the smp younge to another land
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L wayans noting opponant to nook at, and you are locked tn
nfgn, well, fthe situation's the same my me, tnat use my open tom slant tony and tom on my door open [Roll sometihng nake
L you cant t ts saltcat, and breaks your lock packs
Game Mme passes, wth us triyng to Interact wth the world and hang told that we cant;
L suddenly, the Sim) starts to non around, and you can near overhead we doors sayng open on
But watt werent the doors
shrug"
ck, anyway, we head up onto the deck " been abouta minutes sence the doors swung open, nghty
no othar Luke Sufferer
Dd you say m the last ( 29 No 6599261
thread that he was a methed
Maybe you could nook up no
name tn the em regoger
and see made I, or tr
he' s sence been struck army
hang
responsable my the Hie tn
nosofat tn the
Hypnoto Luke? n really should
check l out shouldn't to
rather know tn advance than
be unpleasantly suposed
when t go my a prostate
exam
past decade
The othar Luke idiots:
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A sort o t may be nosofat
portay to wash hands
between patents and meals,
but not mus" situation
as he holes no greasy Mpa,
those green slanted
teeth, Wye: the mod crumbs
out or no matted beard
BEND OVER MR
NONYMOUS WE' LL see
WHAT DAH PROBLEM ts
DONT YOU WORRY"
thatnk t may be stck
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was up to crash down onto the smp - make regex saves?
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L you all manage to leap out or the way
Anonymous ( 31 No 6599257
thatnk you may be sate we
moment such a beast walks
anto a nosofat the/ ll put up
a cantonment Tammy
cry god t tent my ass spasm
taht as possable to try to
tests! that
we assume Mata none opened up tn the nfgn wave, ts why we all managed to not be ht by I, and whythe smp didnnt sunk We manage
tom outway to an obiously unsafe tyre rant, sunk: the moment we getaway bromine smp We make butcheeks to SWIM, fanning ,
and are that we' re drowning >
and that' s me unconscious too
L you all wake up; younge tn seenn, looks nake " made out oranage
Wat, what?
L t was all a dream, although you cant tell now you gathers A man tn tun plate suddenly appears tn mt or you, 'Haha, now that you are
captured, the hesitance has no chance to defeat mel"
Uh what resistances
L rte then teleports away What do you doa
Well, tnat try and tom on the cent we' re beeg held tn
L you , once agaen, t mince the sweat, nahstee sweat patches under no arms -
Well, , tnat try and door out then
L cry closer , the cent ts closed by a completely omagle, indestructable wall Ardyce
and so we watt, Mitt no up and dope's the wall Ardyce somehow;
Gosh, we' re all really impressed Who are you?
DIM?!) "Blah ban ban ban ban, getting Wed at dawn or somethig, eyes -
Great, so you can help us out erhere
DIM?!) Yes, help me
cat tho point, we does an notto wth we took on P's race was faceless, and tnat remember l unit! the end Mums >
Anonymous ( 45 No 6599455
For those who ask, he was aking the back door anto becoming a doctor - he hadnt tyne got the grades at school, so he was
dang a degree and then a doctorate , yrt ever m out nans working near me, m atgngng up wth Buys,
even yrt have to remortgage my house rt
so, we eventually get out Mme python, and m outway to the arwe castle (' re tn At tho point, we takes
great Welsh tn all the saltcat armour tn mt or us, unguarded, and the guns (yes, guns, tn 3 5 - nod 'homebrewed"
them - damage, 1725 cnt land the gunpowder Dong what any sensable group or players would do tn tho
straton, we took three guns each and tnod to take the armour
L Uh, you cant seemed move ortho stand
No problem, t have 25 strength, Well take tath tast
Saws set ran nake buggery intestine castle exploded Cue a huge weepy scene bromine DIM?!)
that be enough to stop the BEBE: army (who yesido tn the one castle, that we blew up wth them tn I, my
the record) from assaulting us tn the We get unasked away to a hwy tree wage run or elves who snug and from / e
they try and get the guns on us No dyce, we threaten to shoot any Utes - my once, they get the message However, tn
the , the armour has reappeared we army ts also attacker, so we rush down to see WWW can help
As l turns out, the army was atacking tn groups or three, and the elves were not around at all so, we lay anto the army or three,
detecting l easyly wth our guns And then another group or three And another And Another For an hour As we' re
getting bored, the one turns up, along wth a good 25 or no minions who surround us
Anonymous ( 55 No 6599545
L And you wont be able to katt han, because nans a level 35 waard tn tun plated' storty gayn at everyone, because nans obiously
the greatest ative and deserves pran-
Foe, Sturt
L Uh, you shoot at han and Just bemyu the bullet hts he teleports away, snouting cursor Ho army breaks and runs
But watt
Now through a DMG" And sence that' s x groups or level 5 solders, and one level 35 waard that' s
enough to make us Level
OH GOD WHAT "Falls on no char"
L At tho point, you all wake up tn aanyone room There: the waard there at you 'And that ts why you must never be
set trey rte laughs, bemyu you are tn a force cage tn the throne room, but there ts a woman tn the room that you
recognise
Wat
arwe Wed all those solders, and then mm, mean we get em bromine encounter?
no, t chat
At tho point, one , whom t shall as Nada (hell understand Monte room t, hang player 1,
promptly upped my sheet tn hath and meted namine bottom notr rte accepted, and the combat legs or my
character, whenst t took charge Mme slim: torso we game was canted 15 minutes tater, when we had sequence
Here endow Case Study 2
Anonymous ( 13 No 6599757
alwayd about a year We have moved out or the halls, and anto rented Due to Byron politeness and
general apathy, we has managed to us anto a house, shared wth Nada and myster , he demands the
biggest room on account or sometihng or other thatnk the excuse tho Mme was that he had once been a pro motocross racer,
but had fatten strand broken no spine tn 4 places (but l was , because he got betterdays was when, decived OWNS weekly
tots home, we began to apprecate the true strangeness or we We nevermind candence that he used the bathroom
As days turned anto weeks we found that the wandows had to be tent open 24/ 7 At one point, as the weeks turned
anto a month, we notaced that a , substance had actually started to grow on the one he had been weaking my
the Ho wealth was impact here as well, as the house began town wth notr eaten sanwiches,
discarded chocolate bars and wens Cup, he always drank orange Moe out or t had not been cleaned sence wattest
t met han Hind you not we thog was nake the holy gran Mads rte drank everyting out , squash, water,
woe, beer, tea, you name l
Anonymous ( 15 No 6599726
Fanasty, any an extensive bout or rodent nutting, disposal and cleanup Mme Imag space, we decided to actually do sometihng
about l We broached the subject carefully, at one New mass gatherers oracled gaming nature (Deck Status Mossbacks
tne any hang niiden - we had decided to use a Colgan deck that t had tent on my desk and l was rendered completely
Anonymous ( 31 No 6955464
What ts tath you people THAT Guys? I' d kack
them the tuck out tn an Instant, or never net them anywhere close to
anytihng to do Just net them rot tn them room atone
Anonymous ( 33 No 6955495
were Byron We generally teen very awkward about tellng people to
SWO
Unless they cross a tyne, fowever somenoe, we hasnt seemed to
cross that tyne thus tar
stardust Fretboard / ( 45 No 6955567
Where the tuck ts the tyne, yr hang a creepy unwashed
made you constantly want to gag and covered your cards tn a
layer or sht, semen, plss, chasm dust, mold, and god knows what
else wont bad enough?
Jesus chest, you' re naking Ewart took bad wont care now
desgusting people tn Ameica are, we dont have anyone nake that
atleast no one that ts allowed tn publc)
we was mostly unavoidable tn not year, he was tn the same halls
as the rest Second year, everyone tn those halls splt
anto two houses (except we Other we Severer who moved tn wth a
Dunk! group), included we because he pulled an
he was told where togo- he ended up as
much rent as the rest Putnem, so they all had to pay less they
thought waved l WING year, Nadya moved out or that house my a
work placement, and TOLS took over no contract - aide from we l
was a damn good house; and the rent drop was pretty substances
we almost pulled another stud! he came backto
had taken (worms second biggest room, and ended
up macing the we subbing above (who ts about (i' 8 and bunt
to match) anto a room that was approximately the same we as a
double bed or he' d defult on the contract and leave us tn
the landlord rte also threatened to sue sad landlord unless
sometihng was done about l
we also was tn the same course as one or us, and thus
miaowed mm home; as went as attending all the same societies and
moan functions that the rest or us dd were really wasnt much we
could do to avoid mm
we way we eventually got or han - as amt as l sounds - was to
be rude enough to he got the point, and dednt ask
us tn the house we moved anto tn year three even though we were
and made l we were) desperately tocking my a tast housemate
town tn
MOWER or c Out
t keeps getting worse
t keeps getting worse
t keeps getting worse
no othar Luke 31 No 6599567
were currently triyng to track down a picture or we tn no 'o character hat'
a my knotted up washcloth - that we used to have to mock han wth
Sadly ' s been a good my years now, so ' s that any or the my
orgnel copes SUN exist Plus two Mme possable welders are asleep, l
unshakable t or rare tn that one due to the cards produce Vulturous beeg aam
started the wth a semite question What Mme do you guys have to get up to be ready my um tn a formage
L Well, t normally get up hour bemyu the Wesson (crap, as we gyved 25 minutes away by mks), then brush my teeth
tho gala shower- yrt need toy' rouge crap gayn, causing most Mus to tean back"
Nada we, you smell nake a mixture ohcrap and cum, there ts moss on your Get a shower and clean yourself
he didnnt know really now to take that rte mumbled an excuse, tent the room and spent the next week playong Lankan Park
really loudly so that we couldn't sleep
wys hung: me to the end Mme not year or my we Experence were are more tales, t may negate acouple yr
mews wanted However, l ts m here, so my eloquence ts sharply teching- be warned
******* yest We must have more ates or woe for the love owed W,
BYYLYY
**** yes wys ts horning and at once
Anonymous ( 31 No 6599575
nfgn, tne Due to popular demand
CASE STUDY THREE sang a study my tn Call
ck, so not tong any the epesode, most or us got anto Lovecrafts horror tn a byg way t was only natural that
Nada end up - nans at horror and suspense tn games so, wth me as
a bystander no ont really my thog, and t duress too much to be newton to a good atmosphere) the game
was sehkto begun wth, a premade mute The Fall or Paradise' or san/ - t nighty encourage you to gala
copy or Burma and play through I, my the record
Anyway, the game sans wth the Ma haunted house we game progresses smoothly, wth a tattie
sanity toss and we not sayang much we room ts bearable -despre the balmy evening, we has recently
returned parenting; he has been nosed down and no clothes have been replaced rte only
smells tytyty we party returns to Is nomes at ( t wont soml the plot my you, tn case you want to play tty,
and wens character, naking seen a particular painting, sans to have a won
6955646
except no, Ameicans arent
Great, already we know he doesnt get now mo works cant watt to
see what he does next
stardust Fretboard
51 _ 00703
690003 you WILL get thrown out on
restraunts and the nake
nake that Even the hobo:
N you wake up, seemingly unable to move were are a group or monks, weaking dark robes and whyte, plan
masks at the mot or your bed They start to approach you,
L cry,
N what? ls that now your character reacts?
L Yes, ms happens to me all dun Mme "Huge, cocky, azathoth gayn We note that he seems to
have escaped wtihout naking ssteesh tooked at - the gums are sarting to turn black"
N buddy, whatever you say
Anonymous ( 42 No 6599953
so, we continue we deceives (and protests my 15 miutes) moderate sanity damage my hang stroked by
monks from ancient we game ts very, very successful, and runs my several more sessions We
the party (and wens new character, the tast naking been detatched wth a the we or
a cathedral because he annoyed Nada enough) hang chased by a bloodbound or enormous we and
They are cornered tn a house, and the dog ts insyde we party setats up, wth we another THAT my as the rest
Mme party escape through the back door
N ck, you two are SUN tn the house, ts snaking we ts tading, and the you can near the and
setting or the dog as l searches my you What do you doa
FATGUY take a tong from my Np task, and then go to the tonne!
N uh why?
L twant to see Inthere' s a kanna tn the/ Huge retarded gayn Annakey group has to leave the room-
At tho point, Nada facepalmed
N ck, you both get to, uh, the talet were ts no katana What do you doa
Te take a tong from my Np task, and then use the tonne!
L twatty, and watt
N OH GOD WHAT?! er tne A small tame passes we beast ts getting really close now
Te ‘mp’ t take a tong from my no task, and took my a way out
N ck, there' s a tte escape not at from you - you could get down that tr you could batter the door down
L Mush the tone! and want pont-
Rolls went on no strength check, and (lets l open tn two attempts we dog ts now mm close, and around >
Anonymous ( 52 No 6955575
N "Annoyed by both (imam at tho pant" so, younge mung down the stars, you can teen the breath Mme dog on your
back, " that close What do you w
Te take a tong from my no
N TS JAWS CLAMP AROUND YOUR NECK BEFORE YOU ea we CHANCE! WHY DID YOU DO so
RETARDEDS YOU ARE DEAD! and you, Luke?
L Uh, n keep runnang
N em chance we dog seems to be busy wth Tens Senates, so you can getaway you remember thatthe legend says
that the dog can only katt one hang per , so younge probably sate, my now What do you doa
L twatt use my moms phone to call the poke
N What do you want to saw
L n say that t was, uh, Just passing by tho house, when t saw a brutally named dead body on the
N What? Really?
L Yes, and tnat say that l doesn't have anytihng to do wth me
N we operator asks you to watt there intestine pm
L Wang up and run on
you "do' know theyll trace your phone, donnt you Luke?
L They cant, that technolagy doesn't exist
Uh, yes l does
L No ; my dad worked wth the poke on some murderesses, and they cant trace moms phones
wwe Other we ho laptop screen round to an entry on moms phone used wine
L went "my" moms phone ts untraceable
N Right we poke puck you up the hour, and bundle you
L Nother dont, " untraceable[
N 'Awesomeface'
L Foe, t get my gun out and shoot at
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Needless to say, he dyed a bulletholes death as he got shot betrayed policemen rte sinked , and went to play
some loud Lankan Park t was m at tho point, so we got an angry SUN, he didnnt
keyota, was a good thog - wth only one THAT my tn the game, l was a not smoother at teast mutt the competent
and awake party members got abducted - but that' s another story
Come to thunk or I, that' s about the Mme that we sarted tn ho sleep A nfgn patched, cough that may
have been a sleep detect, but was more probably the sound or han loudly one on to may from purtty Gear, covered
tn sht That levatation caused some IRL sanity loss, but agaen, another story my anotherdude study
Well, that' s me my tonght guys; there ts a not more Mme we expedience to recount, but my anong ts down the pan
Tomorrow, more Luke! mt then, our subbing has untenanted you immoderately wank you, ,
and goodngiht
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Also, general THAT my thread from now on tnat be back tomorrow The Ather Luke Sufferer ( ll No (
khorne to wok out that s about the (true that we st
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study
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exaggerating you can
probably be arrested my
hang that tucking my tn
Ameica, as other
people wth now you smell or
sometihng (l dunno, but
seirously, come on twat
guy must be toxic or
sometihng
amazed and ashamed or
both we (my hang
genuinely nake that) and
ourselves (my putting up wth
ts about 55
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han we tyne ts crossed,
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co wanks my the warm
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tast more than 15 posts, l
doddamn means a not Hove you guys
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He spent most OWNS Mme outside Mme games (usually tn ho
houses' Imag room) tn ho room or on a computer char tn the Imag room
and playong Counterstike As you mght guess bromine
combanation impedement, personal nestene levels, and general
socal aptitude he wont much Ma socal person
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t exaggerate a tattie - t he' s 6' 6 He' s SUN a head me at 6' 1
though; ts the pom! He could tte down on that bed and touch all my
walls
mahout the payee
Wat, where dd he even betaguy romp
59 No
Manchester
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shrug" demands me heisted, run
that' s nght, ( ths one ts the pedokitty t mentioned tn
the tast thread - the misting no task ts the player who
tnod to seduce ms we ended up navey naking to see han
agaen any halway through second year outside or the we society at
the my
We were playong tn agame where we had to stat ourselves -
sometihng that rarely ends well, but tho Mme went pretty fanny We all
got a few tattie bonuses to stopthat we really dednt deserve, tn my
case to explosives because t happened to have read the anarchy's
cookbook once, and had a my setting stun on tte when
bored
tn Luke' s case, he rotted sometihng wth an nfgn
score; and a Katana, and all limos or
crazy nayttaa skit's, because he was a black belt tn three mama arts,
and had the belt above black tn anotherone, and keita kanna under
ho bed at all tames'
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he also had Knowlege( scence) because he was ,
somenoe - because or ho to even congenially obey the runes -
gave han a synergy bonus tstump
wars also demanded me or the Mme we sarted trotting han tn character
tn another game, and condenced ho character through
applications or and that He WAS we CHOSEN we OF
we DRAGON GOD, and ended up getting han to tead charges
on stun t was actually
brought all that back, and made us all wonder' hey whatever happened to
But yeah, I' m out too Hopefully back wth a photo or hor, and
more epic ates from beyond the canaan
cry on dear em
OP here (cry god, ' s Sam)
We are collectivly shocked,
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