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Pucker up, next one's in the kisser!

Tags: dungeons | Dragons | pathfinder | wizards

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This one JUST happened in the Pathfinder game I' m running.
Eighter gets frozen by Icy Prison. IO cold damage per round. 10 inches thick, 3 HP on the ice per inch for 30 HP
images moves up and Force Punches the damage, sending it the wizard who cast it
street it as a falling Medium object. NE q IEME feet for damage
alcy Prison and Wizard both take 17 damage. pushing it overhue 30 required to free the fighter
out ofthe shattered ice and punches the wizard in the jaw
Weirdest ******* dud tech 1 ever saw.

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#1 - miia ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]

That's better than dwarf throwing

#9 to #1 - saxong (10/23/2015) [-]

This is gonna get long.

In a homebrew game we're currently doing we had to come up with a way for us to add a friend (gnome rogue) to the party. We spent the night at an inn that he was sleeping on the roof of, we leave the next morning and our giant's dog notices him and starts barking, without missing a beat the giant picks me up (Dwarf Guardian) and throws me onto the roof. I throw my shield at the gnome to try and knock him off, miss by a mile. Our Drow priest picks up the shield, rolls a ******* nat 20 on the throw back up to me, it lands on my arm and in the same action I roll an 18 to slam the gnome off the roof, the giant pins him and I do a cannonball onto his legs.

The best part was, he didn't even know we were in that particular inn, he was just hiding from the town guards.

#13 to #9 - theraudone ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]

Wouldn't he be pissed because you slammed him off of the roof?

Why would you slam him off the roof, anyways?

#16 to #13 - saxong (10/24/2015) [-]

There was a bounty on him and we had seen the posters, the giant decided to hire him as a bodyguard and we smuggled him out of town after he agreed

#17 to #13 - saxong (10/24/2015) [-]

I guess proper setup would include the fact that our entire party is literally one giant moving wanted poster at this point due to everyone but the Drow being chaotic neutral leaning towards evil

#7 to #1 - floopdawhoop (10/23/2015) [-]

As someone who pretty much only plays dwarfs and halflings, I would refute this
...But it is pretty cool.

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#2 to #1 - warlockrichard (10/23/2015) [-]

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#4 - ablakguy (10/23/2015) [-]

I understood some of that.

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#5 to #4 - cursedjester (10/23/2015) [-]

Fighter incased in ice.
Party member punches block of ice - partially breaking it.
Ice slides into enemy.
Resulting force of hitting the enemy breaks the fighter out of the ice.
Fighter finishes the combo with a knuckle to the jaw.

#6 to #5 - cursedfool (10/23/2015) [-]

Wondertwins go!
Form of: a fool

sorry, I liked your username.

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#8 to #6 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]

samefag much?

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#10 - zionsype (10/23/2015) [-]

#12 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]

I had a similar moment with my character.

My group has a "barbara-din", a barbarian multiclassed with paladin. Because the player wanted his character to be broken as **** . Who is a huge showboat.
While trekking through slick ice caves, we come upon a large group of kobolds who shoot at us and run away. The barbaradin pursues by doing a flip over a hole in the ground, sticking the landing to avoid hitting the wall, and attempts to slide down a decline in the floor.
He saves on all but his last roll and instead, tumbles down the ramp where my character was standing. Was.
He takes me down with him and we slide into the hallway where the kobolds are retreating.
I stand back up, brush myself off haughtily, and look down the long, icy hallway to the group of kobolds all bunched up at the end.
Normally, I'd fireball them and be done with it, but I felt like the Barbaradin needed to pay.
So I cast telekinesis on him and sent him spinning down the hallway, taking out all the kobolds.
STRIKE.

Once he stopped laughing his ass off, the DM gave me Inspiration for my true-to-character role playing.

#11 - schneidend ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]

My DM in a Ravenloft campaign setting game I'm playing with a Pathfinder/3.5 houseruled mish-mash let my Antipaladin have the Dungeon Crasher Fighter ability instead of his harm touch ability, which lets me bull rush stuff into obstacles to deal 8d6+15 damage. Both of the party's spellcasters, a Sorcerer and a Druid, switched their spell selection around to have things like Ice Spear just so they can create objects for me to smash enemies into. I love parties that synergize so damn much.

#14 - killjoyus (10/23/2015) [-]

The Glory of Punching **** . I always play monk or whatever closes when applicable, because being a boxer my love is for the punch. Anyways was playing a campaign a friend made in 5e where we ended up in a Orc war camp. I challenged the war leader to a duel for the rights to leadership, i win him and the camp swear to be my war brothers, i lose and he can do as he pleases with me and my companions. much to their worry the DM lets me make this call since i am the highest level and the "leader" as it were I say that it will be a duel of one punch, whoever can cause more injury in one hit wins. I let him punch first, he does pretty well 5 hp of my 11, I roll a perfect 20 so the DM says that my punch causes him to fall to a knee.

******* punching **** is the best