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pplaying the ending ofa high powered campaign
ttwo rival PCs got hit bythe spell Apotheosis as the BEES dies and his soul dissolves
guys you have both ascended to godhood, before you can carve out your realm, choose based and a theme sang to make it cooler
agirl gees first, chooses herdsman's the woods, craftsmen and beauty and same enya
aother guy cheeses mortality and this
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know where this is going, hopefully it will be gud
tthey stand there as mortals before eachother as only sne ofthem can ascend to true godhood before their realm and sphere of powercat form
holy symbols are allowed
agirl is an impossibly beautiful harder, wearing a Crown of branches and
manifests there as the same death knight PC, in his spiky black doorplate, sword and kite shield
oh you have chosen to remain a mortal still how wonderful i knew ysu' d see the light-"
sshe keeps going fer a while before she asks
Hand what does your symbols might be I wonder"
Imortality. death in battle.
gust walks up and kills her, she obviously cant do anything
wwant to gs and wrap up the campaign seeing we got sur new BEES in a suitably dramatic fashion
sshe starts to scream uncontrollably, flips the table and stards throwing bottles and stuff everywhere
mettle goes through window, another narrowly misses the TV
stands there in a shock unsure what to do
dmusic is still playing
FRAK) M THE FLAMAGES AS CHANCE WOULD HAVE IT
bawner ofthe house physically has to restrain heroism wrecking **** and starts yelling about caps
west ofthe players and me grab carjackers and quietly slip out
Sure, its pretty funny now a couple years later but it was we of the most awkward moments of my Hts, seeing such a sudden total meltdown.

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#6 - daftiduck (12/03/2015) [-]

We just ended a campaign halfway because one of our players left. I was ******* gutted because I already had so many plans for that campaign.

My character was a Neutral Evil Genasi Firesoul Swordmage who worshiped Vecna in secret.
My friend was planning on lichifying himself and turning the party into undead servants. He trusted me and was going to let me be a living ally. I planned to sabotage the ritual at the last second so I would become a lich instead, where I would then enslave him and save the party, gaining their trust until I could achieve my end goal...
I then planned to collect the Hand and Eye of Vecna, and the Sword of Kas, as by stabbing Vecna with this sword and his own hand while looking into his remaining eye with his other eye, you can kill him and ascend to godhood as the next arch-lich.

I felt so disappointed when I was told we were cutting that campaign short. We already had all the materials needed for the lich ritual ready.

#24 to #6 - gunmandude (12/04/2015) [-]

I had a game end recently (well, not the wrap up but the final boss fight). It was so high in epic level over many sessions that we eventually learned that Vecna was just a guise created by Acererak. Let me tell you, if you thought that the Tomb of Horrors was bad enough when you try to run through it at low-mid level, you don't want to even know how bad it gets when scaled up to level 28. Even worse is that since Demiliches have total magic immunity, I, the party warlock had to go and sit in a corner and watch my team suffer through that asshole's wrath.

#20 to #6 - greyhoundfd (12/04/2015) [-]

Do you pronounce lich as "lick" or "litch"? I've never gotten an answer.

#21 to #20 - emperorwatergate (12/04/2015) [-]

Litch.

#22 to #21 - greyhoundfd (12/04/2015) [-]

That's what I thought.

#26 to #6 - rajotazo (12/10/2015) [-]

I'd like to do DND, but I have no idea where to start, nor do I have anyone I'm relatively comfortable around in the general vicinity to play with. My best friends are several countries/provinces away for all I know, and I would probably be bad at it, anyways. I've always been bad at roleplaying, but DND sounds like it'd be cool.

#30 to #26 - StealerShock (12/28/2015) [-]

try having a look on the lfg section of roll20.com , it lets you play over the internet, and while you do get the occasional campaign that just stops for no reason, I've been having a ridiculous amount of fun with it and have made some great friends

#27 to #26 - daftiduck (12/10/2015) [-]

You don't necessarily need to be good at roleplaying to be good at D&D and enjoy it. D&D has enough rules and is structured well enough to hold up without all that, and you don't need to be good at roleplaying to know when and when not to do something in-game.

If you want to roleplay someone who is hell-bent on world domination and eats skinned puppies for breakfast or some **** , then play an evil guy and act like a total dick to everyone you meet and laugh as your summoned zombies tear them apart.

If you don't want to roleplay, then build a character without a backstory and just give him your own personality; that's what I did when I first started playing. The mechanics of gameplay and your character's stats won't suffer because of it.

In our party, there's those who take it seriously, and those who just want to have fun.
We've got me, with my character motives above, and we also had a guy playing a minotaur hunter with a companion wolf. Except for roleplay purposes, he came from the outback and his "wolf" was actually a kangaroo named Skippy who wore boxing gloves and had a Foster's ale tap for a dick.
Gameplay-wise, it was still a wolf, and did everything the rules said it could, but when out of combat it was Skippy the bush kangaroo.

#28 to #27 - rajotazo (12/10/2015) [-]

Still don't have any close pals I can play it with anymore, tho.

#29 to #28 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]

You can always try to find some people here on Funnyjunk, i know a few people who made an entire DnD group from funnyjunk

#7 to #6 - wisdombranch (12/03/2015) [-]

"Neutral Evil Genasi Firesoul Swordmage"

I want to join a DnD group, but from the outside.... it sounds like you are some sort of "Tri-Gendered Pyrofox."

Just an idea here.... Treat SJWs with long titles, with the same respect you would treat someone who has fallen WAY WAY WAY too far into the character of their favorite RPG. I think SJWs would see it first as acceptance and later see their own title as merely an imaginary one.

I didn't mean to be rude here. Just ADD and Brain-storming.

#11 to #7 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]

Alignment, Race, Specialization, Class

It really isn't a long name, it's just all the descriptors put together. In Oblivion I could say I'm a neutral Khajit ranged assassin and it conveys the exact same level of detail. The difference is that you could easily leave out parts of the title and move along fine. A ranged Khajit, a neutral assassin, whatever. The reason people mock things with parodies like tri-gendered pyrofox is that you are expected to treat the WHOLE title as the only acceptable descriptor. Of course he doesn't expect to be acknowledged in some ridiculous manner like, "Well met, my fellow Neutral Evil Genasi Firesoul Swordmage", you'd look a prat.

The important part is how much of the title is enforced, and how seriously that title is taken.

#25 to #7 - daftiduck (12/04/2015) [-]

"Neutral Evil" was my alignment.
"Genasi" was my race.
"Firesoul" was my specialization. Not all races and/or classes have these; for Genasi, they basically get to pick an element to get bonuses with. Mine was fire, hence "Firesoul"
"Swordmage" was my class.

It would've been even worse if I was playing a class that had a specialization too, like a rogue, who can choose between "brawny" and "trickster".
A Brawny Rogue would forego subtlety for more power, whereas a Trickster Rogue would be weaker in combat, but have better skill bonuses.

#23 to #7 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]

He's a dude on fire with a sword and a few spells.

#10 to #6 - Tusura (12/03/2015) [-]

We once convinced a person that there was a "Head of Vecna" and that you had to be decapitated to use it.

Long story short, we got rid of the dumbass in the party, and continued on without them.

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#1 - swirlytwirl (12/03/2015) [-]

This situation would have been much less worse if it was an autistic kid

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#2 to #1 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]

Does having a vagina make you immune to autism now?

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#3 to #2 - swirlytwirl (12/03/2015) [-]

no you ******* faggot i meant it would have been more understandable and less awkward if it came from a retard you retard

#8 - ssjkirby (12/03/2015) [-]

What happened?

Only one could ascend, so they did a surprise attack on the other?

#9 to #8 - masterofmods [OP](12/03/2015) [-]

Sort of.

Lady chose to be a goddess of like trees and jewelry or some **** , other dude chose the aspects of death and mortality. Then they were made to fight, using only their powers. You'll never guess how that went down.

#12 - nywrestler (12/03/2015) [-]

Someone please translate this story for me. I understand someone got angry at the end but that about all I got from it.

#13 to #12 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/04/2015) [-]

They beat the BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy). And got the opportunity to ascend. However, only one of them gets to do that.
So they have to fight it out in an arena where "Only their chosen holy symbols are allowed".
Chick chose woodlands and fluttery faerie ******* . And Enya.
Dude chose mortality. And some kind of Metal music.
Dude kills chick.
Chick flips **** as she flips out.

#14 to #13 - nywrestler (12/04/2015) [-]

Why would she choose woodlands and faerie **** if she knew she was in for a fight? o_O

#15 to #14 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/04/2015) [-]

Well, that there is a bigger question than basic comprehension...
But if I had to guess, I'd say she though he was gona step down and let her take the title of "God". Coz... y'know.... Tits.