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halfling butt rape

Anonymous 11/ 25/ l diff ) 1 3: 23: 53 Nod; 853006 E
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SURE MAAT ti; its concubine character
bluff but very basic combat skills and nothing for utility
to be high level campaign but I' m adamant this is who I want to do with
IS to be carried through every fight basically, party thoroughly annoyed
IN '? finally make it to dark lord' s fortress
Icetray party and announce I love the dark lord and will do anything for him
Paarty locked in dungeon while dark lord and me have wedding ceremony
retire to his chambers to consummate, at this point parallelling me and to stopthat is ******* stupid want to not bearishness to our ERP
dark lord turns his back on us and I reveal myself
opens her legs and epic level haloing rogue slides out of her ass
was mytube character all along
arm' s "fr hts e
been rolling to stay hidden up her ass the entire campaign to get close enough to the dark lord to assassinate him
is just a hired NFC that agreed probably had an anal circumference of more than 2 inches and was willing to let it slide
Milne last roll
his legendary armour removed and his backburner he never sees me coming
Schoot upthere like a hash before he even knows what' s happening
him from the inside like a whirling dervish
party from dungeons and clean upthe rest of his minions
Sentire group is speechless
and that was how I saved the land
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Submitted: 01/01/2016
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#4 - justtocomment (01/01/2016) [-]
How'd he get his halfling to epic levels if it was hidden up the ass of a concubine the entire game?
User avatar #5 to #4 - feelythefeel (01/01/2016) [-]
Beating up that hymen.
User avatar #25 to #5 - jakeduck (01/02/2016) [-]
I uh... I'm not sure my understanding of anatomy matches yours.
#29 to #25 - EpicTie (01/02/2016) [-]
The clit lays up the poop shoot does it not?
User avatar #10 to #4 - thesovereigngrave (01/01/2016) [-]
It says it was a high-level campaign, so I assume they just made Epic level characters.
User avatar #2 to #1 - santamansan (01/01/2016) [-]
Wow, they even talk about putting a half long assasin in there later in the thread. ****
User avatar #6 to #1 - scramf (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh my ******* god that thread is amazing.

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User avatar #8 - deroderpderp (01/01/2016) [-]
This is the best ******* greentext I've seen in a while.
User avatar #12 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
Is this how the LOTR porn parody ends? Frodo smuggles himself inside a friendly she-orc's ass to reach Mount Doom? He'd be destroying two rings.
User avatar #13 to #12 - darthdingo (01/01/2016) [-]
See this, internet? This is your inspiration. Start Working on a comic!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
It would be ******* cool to have someone draw a comic based on my idea; it would also be kind of ridiculous, given the concept.
User avatar #15 to #14 - darthdingo (01/01/2016) [-]
My friend, we're talking about the internet, where imagination is free to bend logic over and screw every hole it has. I believe that someday, someway, someone will read your idea, and go for it.
User avatar #21 to #15 - sgtmajjohnson (01/02/2016) [-]
Or they'll come up with that on their own, because who doesn't love muscle-bound green chicks body packing hairy midgets?
User avatar #22 to #21 - darthdingo (01/02/2016) [-]
Exactly! Great minds think alike!
#7 - yarnag (01/01/2016) [-]
'let it slide'

kek
User avatar #19 - peezle (01/02/2016) [-]
"And that kids, is how I earned the name, "The suppository."
User avatar #11 - selfdestructo (01/01/2016) [-]
Halfling Ass-assin
User avatar #3 - thelizardlord (01/01/2016) [-]
That is kind of perverse
User avatar #23 to #3 - bodox (01/02/2016) [-]
This is kind of **** off
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#18 - stormzy Comment deleted by repostforlife [-]
#16 - alpako (01/01/2016) [-]
its the ultimate plan of betrayal!
#24 - agreatusername (01/02/2016) [-]
Gets me, every goddamn time.
Gets me, every goddamn time.
#35 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
#28 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
User avatar #33 - iamnuff (01/02/2016) [-]
> **** smuggling, I'd use this in combat. Nobody would dare face me when they knew I'd jump up their asses in the first round.
#38 - jtistillam ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
#26 - ilovepawgs (01/02/2016) [-]
Hell yes. I want more.
User avatar #17 - zerglin (01/01/2016) [-]
I;m dying from the 4 chin link

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