Green Thumbs
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dungeons-n-drags
Well my first post is something that i hold close to my heart recently as i was playing a wonderful session of Giantslayer from the pathfinder format, the game goes along smoothly we start of as my character wakes up from the last session as she was put into magical Hibernation by our druid to help with my wounds so she was out for a whole day, waking up to find that the small town we were in is being raided by an orc tribe..... wonderful for lvl 3's, the Gm looks to us and shouts "you must light the beacons" and the pucky gunslinger in our party replies "GONDOR MUST KNOW"
i die a little inside as i laugh, anyway we continue onto the first tower and fight a party of orcs whom we dispatch of easily enough and light the beacons, once this was done the big fighter in our party who wants to one day become a paladin but has 7 int and a demonic birthmark on his face RUN'S into a burning building to save some children, what ensues is a fumble of rolls to climb over a burning fallen beam and to actually pick up the children whilst holding a tower shield, at this point the druid comes in and creates water all over the place (SPLOOSH) the children are saved huzzah we then work our way to the other tower BUT WAIT ITS DARK!! orcs can see in the dark, only person in our party, the half orc druid can see the ambush when ALLOVASUDDEN SLASH! an orc throws an axe at me, the squish sorcerer, i am half healthed in one hit (my party plays scar rules where if we are half healthed from our max heath in one blow we are "scarred" lose a limb or just get a scar) my thumb is chopped off screaming in bloody murder, i threatened said orc by saying ill cook him from the inside out so he will burn like a cake (poor choice of words but bloodloss!) after the fight is through the druid heals me my thumb is still not back on yet till i see a priest i then realise IM RIGHT HANDED i can no longer scribe scroll so no more moolah is to be had, then the druid takes my finger........ looks at me and slowly sucks on it...... then the 7 int fighter sticks it in a pot of yogurt "its stay fresh" he said prestidigitation ensues and my finger is safe for 1 hour. from this painful loss somthing clicks in my characters head, "Mell?" (7 int fighter) "yes?" "can you get me there right thumbs?" ALINGMENT SHIFTS TO -Chaotic Evil- i then spend the rest of the day collecting the thumbs of the orcs we kill ..... well the ones that are still not turned into pudding, fromt hese thumbs i begin to craft a Green thumb charm to hand from my belt..... and will continue to do so till i create thumb flesh golems and set them upon the orc tribes of the land.
i die a little inside as i laugh, anyway we continue onto the first tower and fight a party of orcs whom we dispatch of easily enough and light the beacons, once this was done the big fighter in our party who wants to one day become a paladin but has 7 int and a demonic birthmark on his face RUN'S into a burning building to save some children, what ensues is a fumble of rolls to climb over a burning fallen beam and to actually pick up the children whilst holding a tower shield, at this point the druid comes in and creates water all over the place (SPLOOSH) the children are saved huzzah we then work our way to the other tower BUT WAIT ITS DARK!! orcs can see in the dark, only person in our party, the half orc druid can see the ambush when ALLOVASUDDEN SLASH! an orc throws an axe at me, the squish sorcerer, i am half healthed in one hit (my party plays scar rules where if we are half healthed from our max heath in one blow we are "scarred" lose a limb or just get a scar) my thumb is chopped off screaming in bloody murder, i threatened said orc by saying ill cook him from the inside out so he will burn like a cake (poor choice of words but bloodloss!) after the fight is through the druid heals me my thumb is still not back on yet till i see a priest i then realise IM RIGHT HANDED i can no longer scribe scroll so no more moolah is to be had, then the druid takes my finger........ looks at me and slowly sucks on it...... then the 7 int fighter sticks it in a pot of yogurt "its stay fresh" he said prestidigitation ensues and my finger is safe for 1 hour. from this painful loss somthing clicks in my characters head, "Mell?" (7 int fighter) "yes?" "can you get me there right thumbs?" ALINGMENT SHIFTS TO -Chaotic Evil- i then spend the rest of the day collecting the thumbs of the orcs we kill ..... well the ones that are still not turned into pudding, fromt hese thumbs i begin to craft a Green thumb charm to hand from my belt..... and will continue to do so till i create thumb flesh golems and set them upon the orc tribes of the land.
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