Golden Axe
I Anonymous ll/ / ICO/ EC) LITERS No. 28054154 Replies: ? 4
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Only ence have I silver cemo acre's a legendary weapon in a campaign, and I only managed to get it with an absurd amount aflack and a
******* insane gnome wizard
2 Be playing a heavily 2. campaign
2 Be playing a dwarfen gear (l literally looted my armor off ma dead goblin)
2 We' re en a quest to get a hunk of gold from an ancient mountaintop city, its needed for a ritual to keep the BEES From opening a portal to
the dimension .
2 only way to the top is through a bunch of tunnels.
2 we kill a small hunting party ofthe ewes en airway up, think nothing of it.
2 We get up to the city, but suffering -I penalties to cen and strength due to altitude sickness.
2 as we' re wandering around looking for a suitable sample of gold, I stumble acre's a pile of drew and ere skeletons.
2 I crawl pile, and realize that it' s actually a ring of skellies.
2 There' s the skeleton ma dwarfen king in the center, clad in beautifully ornate gold armor, gripping a war axe that "seems to be thrumming with an ancient power"
2 my fighter, lacking in intelligence and literally chafing in his , runs up and yanks the axe from the cerise.
2 the UM says "you hear a mysterious grinding noise"
2 I see a giant rusting golem rise bonerkill, and it has been retrofitted with Gatling guns.
ait epins fire.
2 i manage to scramble pile and into an alley with half of my HP.
2 I run dawn the alley, toward a noise I think is my party, golem in hot pursuit.
2 I run onto a main street, straight into a drew warband.
2 they' re riding ******* spiders.
SPIL) ERS.
cont)
I / 01/ 13( Fri) 15: 20 ems No. 28054374
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2 golem clases in behind me, blacking all routes of escape.
2 As i' m considering the details ma new character, the UM metiers to eur parties "that guy"
2 As it turns out, his character, (a necrophiliac, bedazzled, wearing gnome wizard, I **** mu not) was en a nearby rooftop
trying to see of any ofthe drew skulls could werk as a protective faceplate.
2 The UM says that he gets an attack of opportunity due to his elevated position
2 "i want to cast black tentacles."
2 "on the golem eithe drew?"
2 "on the dwarf"
2 I stand up, and almost punch that guy in the face.
AUM yells for me to sit back dawn and play the ******* game.
2 the UM then rolls for arrows/ bullets from beth the golem and the drew.
2 The tentacles block all but ens ofthe shots.
2 The tentacles then grapple me, but because of my insanely high STR modifier I take only 2 points of damage.
2 I then realize what "that guy" did. The tentacles provided a Beyer bonus, and do far less damage than the combined might ofthe drow/ govern would.
tthe ******* pervert gnome had saved my ass through the pewee rape.
tthe gnome used silvery ens of his spells, as well as mest ofthe charges of his necklace while the rest ofthe party moseyed dawn to check out all the
naise.
2 I spend the entire battle ass deep (pun not intended) in a /d/ while the rest ofthe party mapped up what was left ofthe drew.
2 the black tentacles expire, I' m left with yhp.
bbut, I still had , axe ofthe forgotten king.
I never bitched about that guy' s antics again- despite his ****** character, he was always resourceful enough to get us out ma bind. Only problem was it that he kept
making tentacle rapefaces any time I bragged about the axe, but it was completely werth it.
File: 1383335_ . jpg-( 4 KB, 256x197, . jpg) E
Only ence have I silver cemo acre's a legendary weapon in a campaign, and I only managed to get it with an absurd amount aflack and a
******* insane gnome wizard
2 Be playing a heavily 2. campaign
2 Be playing a dwarfen gear (l literally looted my armor off ma dead goblin)
2 We' re en a quest to get a hunk of gold from an ancient mountaintop city, its needed for a ritual to keep the BEES From opening a portal to
the dimension .
2 only way to the top is through a bunch of tunnels.
2 we kill a small hunting party ofthe ewes en airway up, think nothing of it.
2 We get up to the city, but suffering -I penalties to cen and strength due to altitude sickness.
2 as we' re wandering around looking for a suitable sample of gold, I stumble acre's a pile of drew and ere skeletons.
2 I crawl pile, and realize that it' s actually a ring of skellies.
2 There' s the skeleton ma dwarfen king in the center, clad in beautifully ornate gold armor, gripping a war axe that "seems to be thrumming with an ancient power"
2 my fighter, lacking in intelligence and literally chafing in his , runs up and yanks the axe from the cerise.
2 the UM says "you hear a mysterious grinding noise"
2 I see a giant rusting golem rise bonerkill, and it has been retrofitted with Gatling guns.
ait epins fire.
2 i manage to scramble pile and into an alley with half of my HP.
2 I run dawn the alley, toward a noise I think is my party, golem in hot pursuit.
2 I run onto a main street, straight into a drew warband.
2 they' re riding ******* spiders.
SPIL) ERS.
cont)
I / 01/ 13( Fri) 15: 20 ems No. 28054374
File: . jpg-( 15 ks, 271x186, tentacle. jpg) E
2 golem clases in behind me, blacking all routes of escape.
2 As i' m considering the details ma new character, the UM metiers to eur parties "that guy"
2 As it turns out, his character, (a necrophiliac, bedazzled, wearing gnome wizard, I **** mu not) was en a nearby rooftop
trying to see of any ofthe drew skulls could werk as a protective faceplate.
2 The UM says that he gets an attack of opportunity due to his elevated position
2 "i want to cast black tentacles."
2 "on the golem eithe drew?"
2 "on the dwarf"
2 I stand up, and almost punch that guy in the face.
AUM yells for me to sit back dawn and play the ******* game.
2 the UM then rolls for arrows/ bullets from beth the golem and the drew.
2 The tentacles block all but ens ofthe shots.
2 The tentacles then grapple me, but because of my insanely high STR modifier I take only 2 points of damage.
2 I then realize what "that guy" did. The tentacles provided a Beyer bonus, and do far less damage than the combined might ofthe drow/ govern would.
tthe ******* pervert gnome had saved my ass through the pewee rape.
tthe gnome used silvery ens of his spells, as well as mest ofthe charges of his necklace while the rest ofthe party moseyed dawn to check out all the
naise.
2 I spend the entire battle ass deep (pun not intended) in a /d/ while the rest ofthe party mapped up what was left ofthe drew.
2 the black tentacles expire, I' m left with yhp.
bbut, I still had , axe ofthe forgotten king.
I never bitched about that guy' s antics again- despite his ****** character, he was always resourceful enough to get us out ma bind. Only problem was it that he kept
making tentacle rapefaces any time I bragged about the axe, but it was completely werth it.
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