First dnd experience
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dungeons-n-drags
Okay so today im going to tell all u little figglets about one of my first experiences playing dnd
>Me going into a game with this sketchy vermin druid my brother who is also the gm of the game helped me scrap togheter
>Chaotic neutral cuz i wanna be free and roam the land with my animal companion which ofc is a giant centipede which acts like a big dog
>hates little fgt elves cuz backstory also they are gay af but nevermind that
>Party contains of me, some halfelf, a guy who is way 2 heroic for his own best, a walking robot which has the mentality of a 5 yo and just wanna go home and some dude in a big suit of armor
So with all of us collected and the gm refusing to tell us the other person classes we start it.
>Gm starts it with me joining the rest of the group in some magical mist
>they are greated with a sketchy ass dude with a giant centipede and they have a quick vote whether to trust me or to kill me, they chose the first btw
>With this temporary party we start roaming the mist and the heroic man valiantly charges every sound he hears only to fall into several falltraps and us having to save him from them
>The robot complaining on how he only wants to go home
>The half elf being gay as usual talking about some random wood stuff
>Armormed man not really talking at all (he was my favorite)
>And me riding majesticly on my centipede
>So after a while of story progression and some fights we meet a man emerging from the mist telling us to gtfo and as soon he is done talking get's grabbed by a what seems as a moving shadow with tendrils
>The valiant man and the armored man jump him having the elf shooting him from afar
>Everyones attack just goes straight through him, not a single hit and after some attacks we begin to get low
>I decide it's time to gtfo and mount my centipede and cast a mistspell inside the mist, i know the irony right and tell my companions to get on
>Everyone looks at me like im crazy exept the robot who is like hell yeah let's get the **** outta here but it wasen't gonna be that simple cuz as we do this the valiant man yells "Retreat is for cowards" and tries to stab us
>My centipede grabs the robot in his jaw and scaddle-di the **** outta there and as we run further and further away we can hear the screams of out past friends dying horribly, meanwhile the gm is just sitting there with a ********* grin on his face.
Moral of the story
Know when to gtfo and u might live when u have a sadistic gm who is out for blood like we do and u might survive another session
Overall experience 10/10 let three people die one being a little elf fgt and i live another die to start creating my army of giant centipedes but that's a whole nother story
(Ps prob alot of spelling and other misstakes in this post but be gentle oni-sama one of my firsts posts)
>Me going into a game with this sketchy vermin druid my brother who is also the gm of the game helped me scrap togheter
>Chaotic neutral cuz i wanna be free and roam the land with my animal companion which ofc is a giant centipede which acts like a big dog
>hates little fgt elves cuz backstory also they are gay af but nevermind that
>Party contains of me, some halfelf, a guy who is way 2 heroic for his own best, a walking robot which has the mentality of a 5 yo and just wanna go home and some dude in a big suit of armor
So with all of us collected and the gm refusing to tell us the other person classes we start it.
>Gm starts it with me joining the rest of the group in some magical mist
>they are greated with a sketchy ass dude with a giant centipede and they have a quick vote whether to trust me or to kill me, they chose the first btw
>With this temporary party we start roaming the mist and the heroic man valiantly charges every sound he hears only to fall into several falltraps and us having to save him from them
>The robot complaining on how he only wants to go home
>The half elf being gay as usual talking about some random wood stuff
>Armormed man not really talking at all (he was my favorite)
>And me riding majesticly on my centipede
>So after a while of story progression and some fights we meet a man emerging from the mist telling us to gtfo and as soon he is done talking get's grabbed by a what seems as a moving shadow with tendrils
>The valiant man and the armored man jump him having the elf shooting him from afar
>Everyones attack just goes straight through him, not a single hit and after some attacks we begin to get low
>I decide it's time to gtfo and mount my centipede and cast a mistspell inside the mist, i know the irony right and tell my companions to get on
>Everyone looks at me like im crazy exept the robot who is like hell yeah let's get the **** outta here but it wasen't gonna be that simple cuz as we do this the valiant man yells "Retreat is for cowards" and tries to stab us
>My centipede grabs the robot in his jaw and scaddle-di the **** outta there and as we run further and further away we can hear the screams of out past friends dying horribly, meanwhile the gm is just sitting there with a ********* grin on his face.
Moral of the story
Know when to gtfo and u might live when u have a sadistic gm who is out for blood like we do and u might survive another session
Overall experience 10/10 let three people die one being a little elf fgt and i live another die to start creating my army of giant centipedes but that's a whole nother story
(Ps prob alot of spelling and other misstakes in this post but be gentle oni-sama one of my firsts posts)
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