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Extreme Lich. He hasn't let himself get out of shape in his old age.. 46 we 600x338, ) I ' I i' iii' I' Ii HIHAT TE Dill Party is tracking down Most m party bei

He hasn't let himself get out of shape in his old age.

46 we 600x338, )
I ' I i' iii' I' Ii HIHAT TE Dill
Party is tracking down
Most m party being eaten by Cube
offer help em if PCs surrender
Aln:' ",", surrender, helping them cut m cube gets PCs out but pulled in himself.
Party and not exectly sure what to do next they gs their seperate ways, leaving the ens to be Eaten
Party needs way back town, thinks up e random DMPQ that ends up being e Lich riding e Belem-
challenges party to race. [twee accepts, miraculously wins
such laughs and then effers pull the party' s wagon back town and gives cean that' s e calling card
To be continued in next post
ere summoned by the king, they gets his courtroom
m this leg of campaign shows up with magic staff and 5 guys in chromatic colored armor, all m which ere apparently dragons
Demands king surrender his rule er he' ll raise hell with dragons and ****
Paarty has seen the horrid **** this guy' s dens ts ether people agreeing ts side with him in the past
Party agrees that the king should surrender " the greater geed" which will result in less people being hurt
1. l " DDM is making face pic related
player remembers the lich’ s coin calling cead and uses it by flipping it 3 times.
Outter a few decends and after the seonds of alarms and panicked soldiers in distance, Lich and Rulette burst into reem through stained glass winder
Feey guys, justjuiced the city walls, most m the city, the castle walls, and landed here. Whet' s going err?"
takes ' s staff ts examine, party member pipes up "Can we see that next'?"
Lich Tess's it party member and party member breaks staff
Heel: of herrer en BBIG' s face es the this guys in armor with him revert into full blewn dragons all absolutely use with him
Continued next post
all coat BEES with their respective breath attacks, their BEES tries m fly ewey Iceviking 5 Tousand getting stepped beet: deem
then teleport: -s away with dimension deer .
itried prettiest, 5 pissed eff dragins in the kartal' s ceart penning the testis their new heme"
PPC convinces Lich challenge the dragons e race.
ich sf a. better ". oppourtunity to rece 5_ different dragins scenario, EU challenges dragon's. W. recs
course, dragins ere? tee tat end stew to keep up with met"
Rich memes as he ramps off ens dragon back out of the seeds, rest -cf dragons pursue and pretty much take the entire wall the court with them
Everyone see is staring dumbfounded at happened
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Submitted: 01/09/2016
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#4 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Remember, kids. Dead people get bored too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2016) [-]
I love ******* crazy old wizards.
#2 - orkamungus (01/10/2016) [-]
Goddamnit I didn't know Bulettes were actual monsters in D&D. However in German we have the word Bulette as well, which means meatball or boulette. So I imaginaed a Lich riding through the landscape on an oversized chunk of mincemeat. Pic related, epic mount.
#28 to #2 - kapkap ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
no clue what bulette was, looked it up
holy crap its a land shark made of armor
#21 to #2 - Tusura (01/10/2016) [-]
You've made my brain do horrible things.
#7 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh, say, can you see?
Ma-jes-tic /tg/~
#19 to #15 - insanefreak (01/10/2016) [-]
Holy ******* hell, what a read.
You got any more of those stories?
User avatar #30 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2016) [-]
Yes.
#31 to #30 - insanefreak (01/11/2016) [-]
Could you post them? Or make a comp with them? I absolutely love them!
User avatar #26 to #13 - fruhest (01/10/2016) [-]
here you go everyone Libera, Going Home - In loving Memory (with lyrics)
#18 to #13 - insanefreak (01/10/2016) [-]
Took the time to type out the song. This is magnificent.
User avatar #25 to #12 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
And this is why you don't let /d/ play DnD.
User avatar #20 to #11 - phunkyzilla (01/10/2016) [-]
What does BBEG stand for? big bad evil guy? I've never dnd'd but I'm trying to get a chance to do so
User avatar #22 to #20 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Well....Yes.

"BBEG" is the final boss/"Big Bad End Game"
#1 - whompers ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Smashing
#6 - zetsuboukamina (01/10/2016) [-]
Lich's face
User avatar #16 - xoyv (01/10/2016) [-]
"lich challenges party to a race"
THE SKELETON HASTE.avi
User avatar #27 to #23 - Einsty (01/10/2016) [-]
Neat. Got more?
User avatar #17 to #16 - motherfuckingkenji (01/10/2016) [-]
I always enjoy this video because it uses a song (literally the first one) from the sexiest and greatest anime movie ever made; Redline.
REDLINE OST - Yellow Line
#29 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** lol
User avatar #24 - iqequalzero (01/10/2016) [-]
Five chromatic dragons of different colors agree to share the castle as their new lair....right.

Odd how thats the part I had most problems with, considering, you know, the bullete riding lich.
User avatar #3 - gux ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
This makes me miss my bulette so much
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