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DnD quote comp part II

 

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DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

This is why you don't let the 12 foot tall Barbarian try Disable device. He had to use Craft: (Door).
P.S. it was not masterwork thankfully


DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

ah yes, Maniacal laughter as your party walks into a trap.... The sign of any good DM.


DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

Surprisingly this was not the first time the cleric made someone run off crying, and naked....


DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

You know its going to be good when its called "Preform: Lute of Badass solos"


DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

Shield up.
Cock out.
Like a man.
'Nuff said


DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

^see above description.


DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

That man was Pepsi Max.
They didn't strike first, and technically weren't doing anything illegal, but still....


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DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

Smooth, like buttah.


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DnD quote comp part II. For some odd reason these did well last time so I've decided to continue sharing tales of my adventures with you all. Deds to mcassio, a

Say what you will, but at least I'm considerate

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#1 - meringueluka (06/28/2015) [-]
"she's clearly channelling her anger at being called flat chested"
User avatar #2 to #1 - themightykamina [OP](06/28/2015) [-]
She burned my boat for no reason.....
#3 - kanedam ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
i want to try something like that too one day... but nobody wants to play with someone with zero experience :/
User avatar #4 to #3 - themightykamina [OP](06/28/2015) [-]
There are plenty of people who don't mind, and generally encourage new players.
Where have you been looking?
#5 to #4 - kanedam ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
on fj and i tried on rolldice or how the site is called.

but didnt work. got two times to the level of "ok, i'll explain it to you and come up with a scenario! lets talk about your chars background and class next time" but then never heard of them again...
User avatar #11 to #5 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
I can teach you and help get you set up if you'd like
#12 to #11 - kanedam ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
as my initial comment says, i would like to do that very much!
User avatar #13 to #12 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
While we do it this site will be your best friend if you don't have the books
www.d20pfsrd.com/ And this is one of the easiest systems for beginners
User avatar #15 to #13 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
I also have this set up
app.roll20.net/join/674611/dxgQTA
User avatar #26 to #15 - darkoblivion (07/04/2015) [-]
I clicked that link and i guess it added me to your game...
#24 - toasterwaffle (06/30/2015) [-]
This one time, my brother snorted a demon sword that turned to dust Erectile Dis function was the result
User avatar #27 to #24 - muffindemon (07/04/2015) [-]
I heard of a campaign from my friends where one guy's dick detached and became a sentient companion. When said dick died, they decided to grind the body up into powder and snort it. They all choked to death. the "cockaine" jokes are eternal now.
#8 - mrspi (06/29/2015) [-]
I still, to this day have no idea how DnD works, and everyone I've asked just tells me I need to experience it...

Also I have no one to play with
User avatar #10 to #8 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
i can tech you and get you with some people to play if you'd like
User avatar #28 to #10 - fireheartt (07/11/2015) [-]
id be willing to run that new players campign if you would be willing to help me with the players
#7 - lolollo (06/29/2015) [-]
*we walk into a room full of soldiers after having killed the asshole general guys lead messenger in the previous room in one hit*
Me: Oh good, an actual room of people, and not traps and pillars and **** !
Paladin: But what about the guy in the last room.
Me: Yeah but that wasn't really a fight
*everyone remembers we're standing in a room full of the general guys soldiers*
Me: I mean...considering nothing totally happened and all.
Ranger: Im just holding the guys head...
Me: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THAT?!
#14 to #7 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
Looks like he wanted some....
Head.
User avatar #6 - TheMather ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Sarenrae best god.
User avatar #9 to #6 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
>Not being a champion of Iomedae
User avatar #16 to #9 - TheMather ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Screw that glorified paladin. Sarenrae beat Rovagug in melee and drove him right into his prison at the center of the world, what has Iomedae ever done for the good of all of creation?
User avatar #17 to #16 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
11 Miracles. as a human.
Cleaned up all his scattered followers after Aroden's Death.
Constant crusades against the world wound.
The entirety of her church is baller as **** in protecting bitches.
User avatar #18 to #17 - TheMather ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
That's hardly for the good of all of creation though. It's for the sake of Good, but Rovagug who Sarenrae defeated was the oldest known entity, hellbent on destroying all of reality.
User avatar #19 to #18 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
He also got out and ****** **** up because she wasn't able to finish him.
User avatar #20 to #19 - TheMather ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
He didn't get out, a dozen of his spawns did. But what are a few spawns compared to a god so dangerous that Good and Evil aligned to defeat him?
Furthermore, the imperfection is on Asmodeus' head, he was the one who sealed the prison. Sarenrae just carved it into reality itself, drove Rovagug in and set the whole thing on fire for all of eternity.
User avatar #21 to #20 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
To be fair Iomedae wasn't even existent at that point in time, But you can bet that if she was she would have been front line in the fight. any escape could have been prevented if he had been killed rather than imprisoned.
User avatar #22 to #21 - TheMather ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Fairly certain Rovagug is immortal even by divine standards. He's been burning in sun fire for millennia, if that can't kill him then nor could any strike from a mere ascended mortal.
User avatar #23 to #22 - themightykamina [OP](06/29/2015) [-]
Iomedae Is well beyond an ascended mortal, And while she is the youngest of the major Gods she is still a major god.
User avatar #25 - datocelotthou (07/01/2015) [-]
Female Paladin: I will go to the brothel, money in hand.

DM: You go inside the brothel, it's a small circular room with tables covered with curtains for "customer privacy". There is no male server in sight.

Female Paladin:Find a girl, pay her and get in that curtain.

DM: Kinna gay **** is that?

And that's the story of how our paladin became gay
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