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When the rogue got so much edge he not chilling with the party no-more.

When the Weeaboo gets insulted, Unsheathe' katana

When whole party dying to an owlbear and bards just sitting there doing a solo all like.

When your Armor class game is strong.

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When the barbarian starts to cut down trees for firewood and the druid ain't having any of that **** .

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When you roll nat 1 against vampire lord and fall in love instead of being hypnotized.

When the orc barbarian becomes one with his voodoo.

Every time the female paladin rolls nat 20 on charisma.

When someone trying to play an Illithid character seriously but the splatoon memes are too brutal.

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#6 - mrskeletonman (06/11/2015) [-]

When the necromancer and his companion reveal to have been skeletons all along.

#50 to #6 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]

Source?

#59 to #50 - redsun (06/12/2015) [-]

Bones by The Killers I think It's the music video

+22

#40 to #6 - bakkenmetbaard (06/12/2015) [-]

Jesus man, put a spooky warning there

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#8 - vpngtn (06/11/2015) [-]

>nearly got killed by a thug in an alleyway
>keep trying to run away, trip and fall every single time
>thugs time to hit
>DM rolls dice
>hear him mutter "how the **** are you still alive"

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#12 - asotil (06/12/2015) [-]

Pretty recently my group was fighting a Dracolich with a Skeleton army 2 Clerics, a Master Race Paladin, a Rogue, and a Bard who ****** us over more times than 12 . Friend who DM's likes to make it more difficult, so each attack roll was for hit and body location I.E Roll 1-20, then roll 1-20 again to see where you hit the enemy. He had a sheet of corresponding locations for each number, so it's not bad. I actually like it a lot .

Anyway, the Bard's leg ended up getting chopped right off by a skeleton. One of the Clerics was trying to get back to heal him and seal up the wound, but kept getting attacked. DM still gave the Bard a move every turn, despite the fact that he was missing a ******* leg. So he did the only thing a Bard with no combat ability can do: He rolled around on the floor bleeding profusely for about 14 turns ~~Casting Rally and trying to Seduce Skeletons~~ singing about various wenches he had layed and deeds of the party. May or may not have actually ****** a Skeleton, I was grabbing a drink and I hear "A ******* 20 SEDUCE, CHRIS? WHAT THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD ALREADY" from the living room

#19 to #12 - lathyrusvii (06/12/2015) [-]

HAH.

#55 to #12 - rozgul (06/12/2015) [-]

This comment made me want to try out dnd

Havent laughed this hard in ******* ages

#20 to #12 - tailedcrusader (06/12/2015) [-]

I thought a roll to hit and then another for the hit location was fairly common. We had many crotch shots with a 13 roll to the 'vitals'.

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#9 - GeneralLeeInsane (06/11/2015) [-]

"armor game strong"
Bitch, please.

#37 to #9 - blackoutonetwotwo (06/12/2015) [-]

What chapter is that

#45 to #37 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]

If I was to guess Raven Guard / Blood Ravens, the Aquilla (The Bird) is all over that armour, altho that's kinda common. There isn't really any obvious marking.

My guess is Raven Guard, cus of the black armour. No way of knowing for sure tho fam, unless you ask the Artist.

#57 to #9 - adu ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]

>stray bullet hits the noggin

I still do not understand this design for spehhss mehreens

#68 to #57 - lardking (06/15/2015) [-]

~~plot armor~~ the Emperor protects

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#26 - sensualmoments (06/12/2015) [-]

Titties got me like

#32 - brickfest (06/12/2015) [-]

More of these... much more

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#5 - didimighty (06/11/2015) [-]

**didimighty used "*roll picture*"**
**didimighty rolled image**

#38 to #5 - darealmcfanyt (06/12/2015) [-]

no
always gets me

#46 to #5 - plantain (06/12/2015) [-]

>tfw when I live in no

#4 - rockmanfan (06/11/2015) [-]

when "that guy" grinds the game to a halt by arguing with the DM about some pointless ******** .

#10 - aibu (06/11/2015) [-]

>Play Soulknife Archon
>Have psychotic edge catfolk ranger
>Constantly shoots arrows at me because "I look like a bird with my wings out"
> **** this.
>Our rogue throws catnip over her in her sleep and I proceed to knock her out and tie her up
>She doesn't wake up for a long while. Been using her face as a battering ram.

#1 - britexplain (06/11/2015) [-]

When you're playing with first-timers and the barbarian charges the BBEG and then instantly dies.

#2 to #1 - cloakndagger (06/11/2015) [-]

Which can work as a diversion if you utilize it right, so not all bad. He will be sorely missed.

#3 to #2 - britexplain (06/11/2015) [-]

Well, seeing as it was me (a bard), him and a mage left, it wasn't the most resourceful move ever.

#11 to #3 - cloakndagger (06/12/2015) [-]

Well, I can see how that can be a problem, then. Your party is severely lacking in rogues.

#33 to #11 - britexplain (06/12/2015) [-]

We started with 2 rogues, 2 magi, a barbarian and myself. The other mage was kidnapped and murdered by a street gang and the rogues had a little accident on the mountain (they were RPing twin orphans so stuck together at all times) when a boulder thrown by a mountain giant insta-gibbed them.

#35 to #33 - cloakndagger (06/12/2015) [-]

Well, whatever you started with the end party was severely lacking.

#41 to #35 - britexplain (06/12/2015) [-]

I can agree with that completely. We did eventually overthrow the BBEG through my rad powerchords and the mage using some homebrew spell that somehow worked.

#60 to #41 - cloakndagger (06/12/2015) [-]

Hah! I would've loved to see it. With you being britexplain, though, I doubt we're on anything even resembling the same time zone.

#61 to #60 - britexplain (06/12/2015) [-]

Probably not. Also this was an IRL session, so if you were somehow watching, I'd be rather surprised.

#62 to #61 - cloakndagger (06/12/2015) [-]

Well, that'd be a complication as well. I've recently gotten into it and I don't know ANYBODY that plays it IRL, so I just got connected with some FJ faggots and we've been doing **** . There's two groups I'm part of, one for DnD, and one for Pathfinder. DnD was just this morning, and the Pathfinder is in another 2 and a half hours. ******* love it. DnD has a killer DM that's throwing **** at us at every turn, but it's justified since the setting has a sort of revive system. The Pathfinder one is ******* awesome, it's a steampunk setting with airships and all kinds of cool gadgets.

#64 to #62 - britexplain (06/13/2015) [-]

Sounds fun.

#65 to #64 - cloakndagger (06/13/2015) [-]

You should check it out. Dndxplain just put up some OC of it.

#67 to #65 - cloakndagger (06/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/channel/tabletop-gaming/The+town+of+mimics/lmkbLyz/

#66 to #65 - britexplain (06/13/2015) [-]

I'll look into that, do you have a link to it? (His profile is private so I can't find it.)

#56 - tinglyturtletaint (06/12/2015) [-]

God I hate "that" rogue.
The ****** that always sits in the darkest corner of the room or in the rafters and only communicates in grunts and sarcasm.

#34 - peaceloveandponies ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]

#42 to #34 - schneidend ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]

"Lo, upon the day Helm finally gives me leave to retire from keeping his vigil over the good people of this land, I willst enjoy much billiards and chess in my fully furnished basement. Truly, children, it will be the leisure time of legend!"

#14 - ninjabadger (06/12/2015) [-]

This is how I imagine mage failures generally go.

#15 to #14 - ninjabadger (06/12/2015) [-]

#44 - schneidend ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]

If the Bard is singing and you're still losing. Well, that's on you, homey. Ya dun goofed.

#47 to #44 - funpunk (06/12/2015) [-]

Found the bard.

#27 - funpunk (06/12/2015) [-]

Apparently the Illithid are as well.

#49 - auesis (06/12/2015) [-]

>Playing Vengeance Paladin with a Bard, Ranger + Fighter
>Past 20 or so hours of the campaign have been following a story arc of someone that framed us for murder
>Bard and I have made a plan in secret to deal with him should we ever see him
>At last, we find him and he challenges all of us confidently to a trial of combat
>Without even answering, Bard Hexes for Wisdom and uses Hold Person, instantly paralysed
>I land 3 auto-crit hits, all with smites
>Guy is already dead
>DM's FW