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DnD Antics 3

This was during a Halloween themed game the did. The boss was
the headless horseman who Just happened to turn into a dragon when
we killed him.
A lot of stupid **** happened this game, including but not limited to a
skeleton dance party.
awe travelled to another town after the first was destroyed
his one was being terrorized by a spirit that would lead children into
the forest and kill them
More offered to help get rid of this spirit
talked to some locals to get information before we did anything
told us that if we go through the abandoned mine, we can come
out deeper in the forest
tots of winding tunnels for about ten minutes real time
Finally there' s a light at the end of the tunnel
dance party
and ale everywhere
will of our wut
an skeleton sitting on a throne wearing a crown sees us
awe clutch our Dms, anticipating an initiative roll
Greetings, guests'. What brings you to our hall?”
Even more of our wut
Mhde tell him our business
N' ll tell you what I know, if you help liven up this party"
aiso much more wut
awe are now in a skill challenge, where we have to party with skeletons
lo initiative needed; we just go clockwise around the table, I' m first
bl use athletics to do a headspin; Nat eitt?
do a headspin so extreme that it creates a gust of wind and
leaves a groove in the ground"
at out of tit successes, Spacker' s next up
has no good relevant skills to use
attempts to use dungeoneering to find a hidden ale cellar; Nat 1
a-" You paw at the ground while mumbling about ale that isn’ t there,
everyone feels uncomfortable"
Queefy' s turn, he uses endurance to drink a of ale; "
finish a barrel of ale in no time, and start to drink everyone else’?
while being cheered on"
awe complete the skill challenge in a second turn, with Spacker being
the only failure
skeleton king applauds us on our stellar partying skills and tells us
what we wanted to know
awe leave before our wut levels deplete any lower
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#1 - clubby (04/04/2015) [-]
Man, DND is so bad! I feel like only neckbeards play it.
#2 to #1 - daftiduck [OP](04/04/2015) [-]
Including my DM, there are five of us.
None of us have beards or own fedoras, and one of us is a girl.
#3 to #1 - sketchyz (04/04/2015) [-]
The wonders of the (hide all) button simply cannot be encompassed by words.
#6 to #3 - jamesbaxtersball (04/04/2015) [-]
I made this for you.
#7 to #6 - sketchyz (04/04/2015) [-]
I shall treasure it and use it forever and ever and thumb you up whenever I see you!
I shall treasure it and use it forever and ever and thumb you up whenever I see you!
User avatar #5 to #3 - aximil (04/04/2015) [-]
It makes me sad when nearly half the comments on some content is hidden though. I simply hide all the trolls. I'd say I have over 100 people hidden already.
#4 - sketchyz (04/04/2015) [-]
This was... an interesting experience...
This was... an interesting experience...
User avatar #8 - dracolegacy (04/05/2015) [-]
i feel like using cooltext.com is almost cheating when i make my product signs.
glad to see someone else use it too.
User avatar #11 to #8 - daftiduck [OP](04/05/2015) [-]
Well that's what it's there for, right?
User avatar #10 - faithrider (04/05/2015) [-]
today i ****** up:
>be half elf ranger
>fighting a hag
>im slow to come around the corner and attack because i have to carry my wolf companion down the ladder into basically a cellar
>metagame i know from others ahead of me that the witch/hag whatever is dangerous but i still have to play as my character who is oblivious
>run around corner
>"make constitution check"
>not best attribute, get a 4+1=5
>"you lose 8 from your strength attribute"
>action to attack, ranger skill for extra attack, dm allows 2 arrows per attack
>roll to hit, 2 hits 1 nat 20 crit
>"roll wisdom"
>one of my better attributes, fail every roll anyway
>"all of your attacks are redirected at yourself"
>bow of fire adds 1d8+4 fire damage
>roll damage
>18 on the two regular, roll natural 8s on both fire and the arrow for damage on the natural 20.
>"you take double damage"
>end up dealing 84/102 hp to myself because i dealt my maximum amount of potential damage on a natural 20 that got deflected.
User avatar #9 - rockmanfan (04/05/2015) [-]
for the next session, i'm sending the party up against the Deviljho from monster hunter.
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